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Title: yo mama
Post by: AWkrull on September 09, 2005, 01:10:36 AM
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............

































Skuzzy or Hitech:aok
Title: Re: yo mama
Post by: BBQ_Bob on September 09, 2005, 01:21:38 AM
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Originally posted by AWkrull
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............
Skuzzy or Hitech:aok


I fold   :D
Title: yo mama
Post by: LTARthmp on September 09, 2005, 01:32:16 AM
srry not my type.


But yo mama is sooooooo fat when she jump up in da air she get stuck!!!
Title: yo mama
Post by: Larry on September 09, 2005, 03:34:16 AM
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Title: yo mama
Post by: Blooz on September 09, 2005, 04:25:03 PM
Yo mama is so fat she orders lotion by the barrel.
Title: yo mama
Post by: OOZ662 on September 09, 2005, 06:59:52 PM
Not a fat joke, but still.

Yo mamma got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Title: yo mama
Post by: iwin2000 on September 09, 2005, 08:50:11 PM
yo mommas like a shotgun, two cox and she blows!
Title: yo mama
Post by: Jackal1 on September 09, 2005, 09:16:44 PM
Yo momma so fat her face and her butt are in two different time zones.
Title: yo mama
Post by: WindX on September 09, 2005, 11:23:10 PM
yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
Title: yo mama
Post by: Masherbrum on September 09, 2005, 11:29:20 PM
Your momma's so fat, everytime she dances the band skips.

Karaya
Title: yo mama
Post by: Wolfala on September 09, 2005, 11:59:44 PM
Your momma's so fat Domino's couldn't deliver in 30 minutes b/c of the driving involved.
Title: Re: yo mama
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 10, 2005, 12:49:48 AM
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Originally posted by AWkrull
I cant get enuf of this stuff I need more yo mama is so fat... So we gonna have contest:

The guys with the best post gets an all inclusive date with his/her choice............
Skuzzy or Hitech:aok


If he had a bigger chest and a nicer butt I'd take Skuzzy.
I could deal with the whiskers as I've had Itallian girlfriends;)

Fortunately though I dont know any Yo Mamma so fat jokes
Title: yo mama
Post by: hyena426 on September 10, 2005, 01:09:51 AM
your mama's so fat..if you broke her arm off ..gravy would poor out..lol
Title: yo mama
Post by: AWkrull on September 10, 2005, 01:12:41 AM
I have tears pouring out of my eyes!!!!!  Not because yall are funny but because Morpheus' Momma just sat on my hand...She lives in cometicut, me in Cali:D :rofl
Title: yo mama
Post by: Regular on September 10, 2005, 04:58:33 AM
Yo mama joke's are older than my dad.:rolleyes:


lol
Title: yo mama
Post by: Pooh21 on September 10, 2005, 05:04:20 AM
Does Skuzzy know you are ho'ing him in this thread?
Title: yo mama
Post by: Jackal1 on September 10, 2005, 06:56:51 AM
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales it reads "To be continued".
Title: yo mama
Post by: Blooz on September 10, 2005, 09:10:35 AM
Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code!
Title: yo mama
Post by: Raider179 on September 10, 2005, 12:14:13 PM
Lets get off momma's cause I just got off yours!
Title: yo mama
Post by: shegotya on September 10, 2005, 12:41:49 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show. :aok
Title: yo mama
Post by: iwin2000 on September 10, 2005, 01:19:48 PM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales it reads "To be continued".


Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Title: yo mama
Post by: iwin2000 on September 10, 2005, 01:41:44 PM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!
Title: yo mama
Post by: shegotya on September 10, 2005, 11:36:14 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY. :rofl
Title: yo mama
Post by: shegotya on September 11, 2005, 08:31:38 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her bellybutton looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. :rofl






Ok that's a winner right? Have Skuzzy pick me up at 8p.m.!! :aok
Title: yo mama
Post by: OOZ662 on September 13, 2005, 04:41:45 PM
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Originally posted by shegotya
Yo mama's so fat, her bellybutton looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.


:huh