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Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Yeager on September 09, 2005, 01:32:46 PM: I dont have anything to drink and THATS A PROBLEM!!!!!:lol
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Nilsen on September 09, 2005, 01:50:50 PM: Alcohol is bad for you son. I quit drinking years ago and I feel so much better on Sunday mornings now. :)
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: RTR on September 09, 2005, 02:12:34 PM: Nilsen, there is good alcohol and bad alcohol.

An example of good alcohol is Scotch.

An example of bad alcohol is the stuff that rises to the top when you heat up a can of shoe polish (don't ask me how I know this one LOL).

The benefits of good alcohol include killing body bugs. IE: if you get enough of it in your bloodstream it doesn't allow all those harmful bugs to survive (you know, the ones that make you sick).

The consequences of bad alcohol include the bugs and snakes it puts in youir pockets when you aren't looking.

Now, all that being said I am in the same boat as Yeager. My rat bastage Son drank all my Moosehead and left me an empty box in my refridgerator. The Scotch he polished off while I was away earning booze money.

I need a new son. This one ain't learning too good.

btw, how is the rest of your week?:D

cheers,
RTR
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Furball on September 09, 2005, 02:40:03 PM: bad alcohol is alcohol you buy at bars, cant be bothered to pay with change, so always pay with notes - so you wake up the next day with pockets full of coins.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Nilsen on September 09, 2005, 03:32:54 PM: If you wake up with money left in your pocket you are doing something wrong.

Does not compute.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Furball on September 09, 2005, 03:39:07 PM: maybe you should start charging me more for your services neilson!
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Nilsen on September 09, 2005, 04:26:26 PM: Isn't greed one of the 7 deadly sins?

Moving in on Seagoons territory here.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Yeager on September 09, 2005, 04:27:30 PM: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy :rofl
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: lasersailor184 on September 09, 2005, 04:33:27 PM: Quote
Alcohol is bad for you son. I quit drinking years ago and I feel so much better on Sunday mornings now.

If you're being serious, I'm going to need you to give up your International Sailing Club membership.

We can't have sober people on sunday morning. We have an image to keep up.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Nilsen on September 09, 2005, 04:39:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
If you're being serious, I'm going to need you to give up your International Sailing Club membership.

We can't have sober people on sunday morning. We have an image to keep up.

No worries, I'm not a member of that club.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: Nilsen on September 09, 2005, 04:40:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy :rofl

Good choise.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 09, 2005, 06:20:13 PM: Luckily I don't have that problem. Just opened a good vintage bottle of red. Greek, Metoxi 2000.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: rpm on September 09, 2005, 08:55:18 PM: All you need is some good ol' hooch. Mix cheap whiskey and cheap vodka (grain neutral spirits) at a 60 / 40 ratio. Lowers the cost per drink and ya can't tell the difference, or care for that matter.
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: vorticon on September 09, 2005, 09:05:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Good choise.

i prefer to think of it as a good choiCe
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: rpm on September 09, 2005, 09:08:28 PM: How well do you speak Norweigan, Vort? :huh
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: vorticon on September 09, 2005, 09:12:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
How well do you speak Norweigan, Vort? :huh

i know one less word of it than i know of french...

bonjourrrrrnooo
Title: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: RTR on September 09, 2005, 10:01:54 PM: bonjourno (sp?) is not french.

you ARE the weakest link.

goodbye.

RTR
Title: Re: Need Help with Drinking Problem
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 10, 2005, 01:36:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
I dont have anything to drink and THATS A PROBLEM!!!!!:lol

Better run out and get some then. Or you may end up with too much blood in your alcohol stream