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Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 18, 2000, 08:34:00 AM
Thank you letter to Mr. Clinton for the time of service to
> this country!
>
> Dear Mr. President,
>
>                 I recently saw a bumper sticker that
>                 said, "Thank me, I voted for
>                 Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
>                 reflected on that and I am sending my
>                 "Thank you" for what you have done,
>                 specifically:
>
>                 1. Thank you for introducing us to
>                 Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
>                 Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning,
>                 Kathleen Willey, and, of course,
>                 Juanita Broaddrick, who told NBC that
>                 you raped her. Are there any others
>                 that we should know about?
>
>                 2. Thank you for teaching my
>                 8-year-old about oral sex. I had
>                 really planned to wait until he was
>                 about 10 or so to discuss it with him,
>                 but now he knows more about it than I
>                 did as a senior in college. The cigar
>                 thing was also neat for the kids.
>
>                 3. Thank you for showing us that
>                 sexual harassment in the work place
>                 (especially the White House) and on
>                 the job is OK, and all you have to
>                 know is what the meaning of "IS" is.
>                 It really is great to know that
>                 certain sexual acts are not sex and
>                 one person may have sex while the
>                 other one involved does NOT have sex.
>                 Monica said frequently while you were
>                 on the phone, she would work at one
>                 end, and you at the other. What
>                 productivity!
>
>                 4. Thank you for reintroducing the
>                 concept of impeachment to a new
>                 generation and demonstrating that the
>                 ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The
>                 Dog" could be plausible after all. The
>                 people of the Sudan, Afghanistan and
>                 Serbia are all running to rent the
>                 video, now that you made them part of
>                 the story.
>
>                 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look
>                 competent, Gerald Ford look graceful,
>                 Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon
>                 Johnson look truthful, and John
>                 Kennedy look moral.
>
>                 6. Thank you for the 72 House and
>                 Senate witnesses who have pleaded the
>                 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
>                 have fled the country to avoid
>                 testifying about Democrat campaign
>                 fund raising.
>
>                 7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8
>                 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from
>                 the Whitewater "mess" and the 55
>                 criminal charges and 32 criminal
>                 convictions (so far) in the other
>                 "Clinton" scandals.
>
>                 8. Thanks for remembering the families
>                 of many deceased people who once were
>                 your friends, who served you and died
>                 so young and suddenly: Vince Foster,
>                 Jerry Parks, Ron Brown, Admiral
>                 Boorda, Les Aspin, Barbara Alice
>                 Wiese, Mary Mahoney, Jim McDougal et
>                 al.
>
>                 9. Thanks also for reducing our
>                 military by half, "gutting" much of
>                 our foreign policy, and for providing
>                 no real missile defense system for the
>                 American people. Thank you for sharing
>                 with our Chinese friends all of our
>                 nuclear weapon designs, the
>                 supercomputer technology to build such
>                 weapons, the ballistic missile
>                 technology so they can have more
>                 accurate missiles, and the encryption
>                 technology so they can keep it all
>                 secret too.
>
>                 10. You are amazing visiting all those
>                 countries! Thank you for flying all
>                 over the world on "vacations"
>                 carefully disguised as necessary
>                 trips. It's wonderful, too, how you
>                 have surpassed every other president
>                 in the size of your entourage on these
>                 trips: 75 jumbo jets, 2000 guests to
>                 China alone. Your Africa entourage
>                 also was remarkable and it was nice of
>                 you to bring Betty Currie. She needed
>                 a break from testifying before the
>                 grand jury.
>
>                 Please give my regards to Hillary,
>                 when/if you see her. Tell her I'm
>                 working on a "Thank You" letter for
>                 her.
>
>                 Looking forward to January 2001,
>
>                 Average Joe

Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: dosequis on July 18, 2000, 02:55:00 PM
Thank you from taking us from being a debtor nation, to having a Trillion dollar surplus, negating 12 years of Reaganomics, and leading the country through the largest economic boom in world history.

XX
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 18, 2000, 03:14:00 PM
PSST, XX, if you study economics, you'll find out that laws passed in 1985-1990 made that possible, when Clinton was  NOT in office. Mr.Greenspan was responsible, a Reagan appointee  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Dnil on July 18, 2000, 03:17:00 PM
hehe, you honestly think the president has any control over that, xx?  Thank Mr. Greenspan and the natural ebb and flow of the economy cycle.  Takes YEARS for presidential actions to take effect.  Plus congress has to approve anything he puts forward how bout thanking them to.  Much more to this then slick willie.

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Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 18, 2000, 03:18:00 PM
XX, proves another point of the Americans, Money is worth more than Morals....sad...
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Udie on July 18, 2000, 05:23:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by dosequis:
Thank you from taking us from being a debtor nation, to having a Trillion dollar surplus, negating 12 years of Reaganomics, and leading the country through the largest economic boom in world history.

XX

 I can remember how much that debt went down from 92-94  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) when the dems had both houses and the executive branch.  Funny how the real change happened after '94  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


Udie


 And here's a personal opinion of mine. Just about the only thing a government can do to help an economy is get out of it's way.  If you ask me the public is responsable for this economy, we're the ones waking up every morning and going out there and PRODUCING the revenue the government so graciously takes.


 WOOOOHOOOO only 6 more months of him!!!!!!!!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


Udie
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Toad on July 19, 2000, 02:49:00 AM
..and let us pray that the NEXT occupant of the oval office is not a former Clinton administration weiner.

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Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: StSanta on July 19, 2000, 04:12:00 AM
And instead is a Kill Em All Let God Sort 'Em Out xian nut who will ruin the Supreme Court.

Would simplify my plans to invade the US greatly.

Politicians. We have ours, but yours are worse. With all your guns, you still haven't managed to kill them. You, Americans, are indeed a sad people.

<RUNS>
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JG54 "Grünherz"
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: JimBear on July 19, 2000, 07:58:00 AM
::: fills up 747 with Texas Department of Corrections Death row inmates...looks at destination...hmmmm   C/O StSanta, Denmark::::


Bon appetite   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Toad on July 19, 2000, 08:44:00 AM
In our system, you don't vote FOR someone,you vote AGAINST someone.

Yeah, I wish the Republicans had a guy of a little more substance and vision (there's that "vision thing" again!) than little George.

But I'm not voting FOR George...I'm voting AGAINST Al.

Funny system, but we seem to muddle through OK.

Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 19, 2000, 09:26:00 AM
I personally think the whole political system is corrupt, therefore I vote the issues, and try to vote for (IMO) the lesser of the two evils.
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Udie on July 19, 2000, 11:52:00 AM
 I've been into polotics since '92, watch, read and listen almost EVERY day in that time.

 I firmly believe that 3/4 of our government on both sides are using the ole divide and conquer rule.  They keep us arguing with ourselves about PETTY insignifigant (sp?) issues and it keeps us from seeing the real damage they are doing and keeps them in power.  They, the congress, sold us out long ago.  They delegate their athority to agencies like O.S.H.A., E.P.A., and other beaurocratic agencies who make laws that we have to obey, that weren't even DEBATED! (that pisses me off most of all)

 The congress does this because they know that if they have the realy hard votes that NEED to be voted on, they would probobly lose their seats in the next election. So it's easier to let some agencie make the law and wash their hands of it.  The executive branch get's to sit back and look presidential.

 $0.35 or there abouts is the amount of each tax dollar that actualy gets spent where it's supposed to be spent.  Where's the money goin?  Looks to me like I'm getting ripped off.  Know what I do to somebody who comes in my house and robs me?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  With the big G I have no choice.  They get more and more and I/we are supposed to do with less. If I say NO MORE and stop paying they put me in jail with MURDERERS and RAPIST and generaly EVIL mother f___er's.

 Hmmmm  yeah that's liberty yeah, that's what the founding fathers had in mind, to escape from.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)


 sorry for the diatribe I got set off  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Udie
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Apache on July 19, 2000, 12:10:00 PM
Bravo udie!!!
lol, they keep congratulating one another about the surplus. HELLO!! If they have a surplus, guess where the money came from? We were OVERTAXED!!! Duh.

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Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 19, 2000, 12:13:00 PM
Too bad the main stream press cannot figure out what "Joe Average" Apache has figured out! Can you say bias?

Right on Apache.
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Dnil on July 19, 2000, 12:30:00 PM
Speakin of taxes, which are horrendous, lets start a flat tax debate.  It seems like a good idea but I'm really not educated on it.  Lets discuss.

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Maj. 900th Bloody Jaguars
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Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: jihad on July 19, 2000, 12:45:00 PM
 Anybody here ever read "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Ripsnort on July 19, 2000, 01:46:00 PM
No, Jihad, but I have read "Fountain head".
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Torquila on July 19, 2000, 05:04:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by dosequis:
Thank you from taking us from being a debtor nation, to having a Trillion dollar surplus.

Umm , do you really think the US is able to pay off their 6-7 Trillion Dollar dept? They dont care, all they do is pay off their interest. You guys must be listening to too much BS that comes from your government. How can you belive a President that sold the Nuclear secrets to another government? How can you trust a government that doesnt give a rats bellybutton about its country and is trying to rule the world through "Democracy"? Im not attacking you yanks, im just attacking the government (US) that rules others through fear and intimidation.
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: StSanta on July 19, 2000, 06:59:00 PM
I would rule by fear and intimidation too!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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JG54 "Grünherz"
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: Torquila on July 20, 2000, 04:05:00 AM
 
Quote
Originally posted by StSanta:
I would rule by fear and intimidation too!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



How? tell the kids no preasents untill they bow down to you? :P
Title: Thank you for your services!
Post by: StSanta on July 20, 2000, 05:58:00 AM
LOL torquila

A fat bearded guy coming down a chimney with a sack that might hold weapon is a very scary sight for a 6 year old indeed  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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