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Title: The jig is up...Chavez knows all!
Post by: crowMAW on September 17, 2005, 10:58:58 AM: http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/venezuela

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Chavez, interviewed on ABC's "Nightline," said the plan to invade Venezuela is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes.

He knows so much! How did he figure out we weren't using camels and an elephant for the attack?! Mind boggling.

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He added: "We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared."

LOL...Bob...is that you, Bob? Did you change your name?

Balboa Bob!
Title: The jig is up...Chavez knows all!
Post by: Jackal1 on September 17, 2005, 11:12:31 AM: I wonder if he knows that Operation Balboa is a front and the real invasion plan is Operation Rocky. Don`t tell him, OK? :)
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Post by: DJ111 on September 17, 2005, 11:27:30 AM: Operation Adriiiiiaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!
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Post by: Furball on September 17, 2005, 11:44:10 AM: WTF have they got that is worth invading for?

oh yeah! hot women!

bring on Balboa!
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Post by: MrCoffee on September 17, 2005, 01:48:53 PM: how much does Venezuela affect oil prices? Im just curious.
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Post by: JCLerch on September 17, 2005, 02:13:28 PM: From DOE Petroleum Imports as of 7/5/5 (http://www.eia.doe.gov/pub/oil_gas/petroleum/data_publications/company_level_imports/current/import.html)

Total Imports of Petroleum (Top 15 Countries)
(Thousand Barrels per Day)
Country Jul-05
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CANADA 2,055
SAUDI ARABIA 1,689
VENEZUELA 1,623
MEXICO 1,593
NIGERIA 1,156
IRAQ 615
RUSSIA 578
ALGERIA 535
UNITED KINGDOM 404
VIRGIN ISLANDS 319
KUWAIT 278
ECUADOR 226
ANGOLA 219
NORWAY 206
COLOMBIA 205
Title: The jig is up...Chavez knows all!
Post by: MrCoffee on September 17, 2005, 02:17:12 PM: good info jcl, learn sumthing new everyday.
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Post by: ASTAC on September 17, 2005, 02:36:09 PM: How did someone so mentally unstable get power? Didn't anyone learn anything from Hitler..Hmm..maybe Pat Robertson was onto something?
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Post by: Hangtime on September 17, 2005, 02:45:11 PM: We'll just have to get our buddies in colombia to take care of the situation. A few bribes, a coupla container loads of coke and ammo change hands..

wallah.

regime change in venezuela.

piece of cake.

american foregin policy in action.
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Post by: Sandman on September 17, 2005, 02:47:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by MrCoffee
how much does Venezuela affect oil prices? Im just curious.

IIRC, something like 13% of the oil used in the US comes from Venezuela.
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Post by: soda72 on September 17, 2005, 03:14:44 PM: What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?
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Post by: Hangtime on September 17, 2005, 03:28:37 PM: llama skin rugs.
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Post by: Rafe35 on September 17, 2005, 07:04:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by soda72
What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?
walk
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Post by: OOZ662 on September 17, 2005, 07:39:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by soda72
What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?

Eat pants
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Post by: VOR on September 17, 2005, 10:18:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by soda72
What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?

Same thing a musician does after all their platinum albums sell out: unless they've been stupid, the checks will still clear the bank for a long, long time.