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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Lan784 on September 18, 2005, 08:37:19 PM
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! name is jessica
and yes she likes me too;)
and im 14 not the 40 year old virgin
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Youth is wasted on the young.
Congrats, and watch out. Yer girls Dad might be hangin out here.
;)
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Your on a downhill slide, have fun while it lasts!
Congrats :eek:
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LOL funny i just got done watching "guess who"
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Originally posted by kevykev56
Your on a downhill slide, have fun while it lasts!
Congrats :eek:
yeah.....................ok.. .......................look.. .....................ok...... .....................um...... ..........................i forgot
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Originally posted by Lan784
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! name is jessica
and yes she likes me too;)
and im 14 not the 40 year old virgin
if you 14, REMEMBER!
whatever you do , USE CONDOMS!
just free good advise ;-)
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ty will do
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Originally posted by ramzey
if you 14, REMEMBER!
whatever you do , USE CONDOMS!
just free good advise ;-)
Just think about how bad yer gonna look in a casket when her Dad finds out. Kinda makes the whole condom thing unnecessary.
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LOL
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why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
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Trust me. Using a condom is like playing with a Slip N Slide without water.
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LMAO!!!!!1!!!!!
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And not using one is like russian rullette with 5 bullets.:eek:
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beat her to the punch that all women do... DUMP HER tomorrow. then you are the man on top. not the wasted refuse that she will look at you in a few weeks anyway.
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Of course, the members of my avatar and the hunchback of notre dame all pratice safe sex:D
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KERMIT the frog is my idle LOL
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AS long as ya don't want to be the sheep...........
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thats a sheep??? i thought it was....nvm.......
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
It's our job. We take it very, very seriously. And we have a Union. Cards, secrect handshake, the whole deal.
more good advice.. we were 14 once too. And we know every single trick, every ruse, every single mobid lecherous little dim thought you have yet dreamed up. And some you'll never stumble across.
You had better hope you don't succeed with a kid that has a Dad half as mean and vindictive as I am... doubly so if he's in my Local.
When you go out, take her to a very public place, buy her a milkshake, keep yer hands in plain sight at all times and don't even think of being even 15 seconds late on the curfew.
BTW, before you show up to take her out, buy some pant's that fit, get a belt, tuck yer shirt in, wash the vaseline outta yer pointy assed hair and speak proper english in front of the rents.
...or the dad might just cut to the chase and shoot yer bellybutton clean off the porch as a looter when you show up.
:aok
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
Because they were 14 year old boys too at one point...and they know what hormones at that age can do to your brain!
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Spend a little time investigating how the latches on bras work. There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.
Don't be that guy.
Oh, and no matter how hilarious it SEEMS, do not snap her bra strap while disassembling her clothes. Girls have no sense of humor when it comes to that, even when it's obviously hilarious.
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How old's yer daughter, Chair?
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Is she 14 too lan?
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THAT'S NOTHING! I'm going to homecoming Saturday and it's gonna be an all nighter.
Mmm Russian girls.......:)
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Originally posted by Chairboy
There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.
Don't be that guy.
For once Chairboy is right. Don`t be that guy. A Glock is a silly little impersonation of a real gun. You don`t want to go there. :)
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Careful. I got a Jessika pregnant once. Do yr homework.
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Spend a little time investigating how the latches on bras work. There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.
Don't be that guy.
Oh, and no matter how hilarious it SEEMS, do not snap her bra strap while disassembling her clothes. Girls have no sense of humor when it comes to that, even when it's obviously hilarious.
boys wear bras where you live?
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Girls are the devil.
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Originally posted by Sandman
Girls are the devil.
hang out with chairperson
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ok, som more advices
getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......
1. remember to be romantic , at list look like you are romantic ;) remember all importand dates, like b-day, first kiss, first ........
2.remember to talk to her every day how much you love her, if you dont do it you are in trouble. ALso remember to say something nice to her every day, like you have nicest smile/eyes/ boobs/ass ........ (works) for every body parts.
Sometimese reminde her how smart she is, at list she cant say you are with her just fgor sex only ;)
3 its unusual for americans, (but womans like it), allways when open door for her.
If you in public places show your attencion about her comfort "are you comfortable, your chair is ok, ........ ble ble ble.
4. Let her talk, its hardest part cuz you have to lok like you pay attention or you care about she say. Its can bore you to hell, but you cannot ignore her.
Its take years to learn that trick ;-) som never learn.
5. whatever you do , let her feel you are in charge, but do what she say. That can save you a lot of troubles in future.
6. Keep your room, clothes clean. Small things like nails, haircut are importand
damm its big bok abut al this things and hours of audition ;)
you are young , so lot of gfriends to learn ;)
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ok, som more advices
getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......
At your age, don't worry a bit about keeping 'em.
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Originally posted by ramzey
ok, som more advices
getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......
6. Keep your room, clothes clean. Small things like nails, haircut are importand
Ditch all those rules but 6. that one is universal for getting and keeping.
Rule 5 is good after your married but not recommended to keep a GF. If you have to use rule 5 then ditch her.
here is the skinny on keeping her.
After you get her interested in you, make her think she doesnt matter to you. Then she will try to keep you interested.
If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.
Ever notice the jerks are always the ones with the hot chicks? You always ask yourself "why is she with that guy", or she tells you all about how bad he is to her, then you ask..."why do you stay with him?"...she replies, "Because I love him". LoL that one always gets me.
Women are funny that way, they want a man in charge, not a whipping boy.
This is just a general statment use your judgment to see what you can get away with. But dont be too much of a bad boy, ya gota throw them a bone now and then.
another point to remember about women,
****"No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap"*****
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Show her the SHOCKER!
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
Because we were also male and as such know exactly what other males are really after.
In short we fully know men have two heads and where females are concerned the head on top of our shoulders is usually not the one in charge
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Originally posted by Regular
Trust me. Using a condom is like playing with a Slip N Slide without water.
Yes but not using one increaces your chances of receiveing a life sentance of about 18-21 years.
Bag it before ya tag it
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Originally posted by Hangtime
BTW, before you show up to take her out, buy some pant's that fit, get a belt, tuck yer shirt in, wash the vaseline outta yer pointy assed hair and speak proper english in front of the rents.
:aok
Kid ever shows up at my house not like discribed above will find out how areodynamic he is by flying without a pilots licence..or even an aircraft for that matter LOL
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Congrats Lan
Girls are awesome
They can do so many cool things :)
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like ironing, cooking and washing up.
congratulations Lan :)
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woke up to a good conversation huh???
uh who asked if she was 14??? oh yeah regular, yes she is 14 also.
Thanks guys to whom said congrats and a ty for the advice i guess.
hangman LOL i know its true but the way u said it was funny:lol
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Anyone remember there first girlfriend?
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LAMO look at Bodhi's avatar LOL ROFL:rofl :lol
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goodluck. :aok
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These are the 8 rules for dating my daughter. They have been around for some time, but they still apply. As Hangtime explained, we tend to be protective. Go ahead and read all the rules, but I will sum them up for you in one sentence. “If you think there is the SLIGHTEST CHANCE you may need rubber… You already need Kevlar.”
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind will kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
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Upon further reflection, I feel it is my duty to inform you that rules 9 and 10 also apply…
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
We have already done all you can think off.
be warned :D
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Congrats Lan
Girls are awesome
They can do so many cool things :)
Until they spring a leak and you have to patch em up to keep them inflated....well it depends on where they're loosing air from.
:D
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Originally posted by AWMac
Until they spring a leak and you have to patch em up to keep them inflated....well it depends on where they're loosing air from.
:D
i wish mine would spring a leak..
5kg worth should be enough..
dont tell her tho, she may inflate further..
:furious
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Originally posted by Lan784
Anyone remember there first girlfriend?
Yes.
And She remembers me:D
And exactly why fathers are so protective of their daughters
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GOALY FTW
i was gonna ask someone to post those rules!
i got along great with my first girls parents, too bad she turned out to be such a fruit after 5 years :furious
he caught me once when i had snuck into her house at like 2am to hang by the fire with her.. kicked me out yelling at me then called the next morning to apologize cuz he figured out we weren't actually doing anything.. talk about a surprising wakeup call for me :cool:
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Originally posted by kevykev56
another point to remember about women,
****"No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap"*****
And no matter how much of a dog she is, someone somewhere is trying to get into her pants.
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Here's a quick little bit of advice that really does come in handy.
However you want her to think of you when you are not around... that should be the last feeling she has right before you leave her. It's something about last impressions that end up being what people dwell on. And believe me, she will be constantly thinking and worrying about you because that's what women do. So, if she stops thinking about ya.... your time is up.
Also, women are always in constant competition with other women..... you must use this to your advantage to keep'em inline.
And remember, you are only 14... don't feel that you have to keep her no matter what because it's your first GF.... after the first... it gets easier to find'em. Whether you feels this way or not right now this is just practice.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
BTW, before you show up to take her out, buy some pant's that fit, get a belt, tuck yer shirt in, wash the vaseline outta yer pointy assed hair and speak proper english in front of the rents.
:aok
And don't even think about getting a tattoo, or piercing anything, and then come to my house, I view that **** as
BAD DESISION MAKEING.
Don't use the word "like" in a sentence unless it is needed or I ask you what you think about something, the proper words are “similar too".
And I know your only 14 but you had better be planning to go to college or I’ll boot you Arse out the door before you hit 18.
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Im so lonely :cry
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If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.
Im glad someone else already pointed this out... women do not want a wussy, they want a man... every now and then you have to act like a jerk just to keep her interested. All women will say they want the nice guy, but trust me they don't. They will saty with you maybe 2 weeks until they find some jerk... Sounds strange but thats how it works.
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Originally posted by Iceman24
If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.
Im glad someone else already pointed this out... women do not want a wussy, they want a man... every now and then you have to act like a jerk just to keep her interested. All women will say they want the nice guy, but trust me they don't. They will saty with you maybe 2 weeks until they find some jerk... Sounds strange but thats how it works.
Yup
I was walking around in borders bookstore yesterday with my GF and she wanted me to stop and look at this cute Kitten Calendar. She got all bent when i told her that I had no interest in looking at that... to which she said "But I want to show it to you". I replied "But I don't want to see it" And walked away. In the car she made a smartalick comment about it then for the rest of the night... she couldnt stop telling me how much she loved me. Just the way it goes....
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:cry I need a hug.
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Another great thing you can do to get in good with her folks is to bring her home an hour early.. if her dad says 11, bring her home around 10. Then find out what dad is into, and research up and pretend your into the same things lol... Once you get in good with dad then its all downhill. 1 warning about chicks... they hate aces high and will actually get jealous of it, my excuse is and has always been... "But babe, If I wasn't playing this I would most likely be out at some bar ( nude most likely ) drinking beer and wasting money with my friends" ( never say looking at other women, as she will automatically think that and if you actually say it will trigger a fight ) Then I'll say, how about you and your mother go out to eat, just the girls, heres some money, you two deserve a night out by yourselves blah blah blah.... by the time she leaves, I end up with the house to myself, get to play aces high and my girlfriend leaves with her mom thinking i'm the best thing in the world.... I know I know, god is going to pay me back by giving me a lil girl LOL And I'll be back on here posting rulez for dating my daughter, I couldn't imagine having a girl, I would have to keep her locked up until she's 23 or so LOL, she would hate me, especially when she's 14 and some punk kid with baggy pants and numerous pieces of metal pierced through his face come by asking to take out my daughter LOL
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I don't about all the other stuff but I think the thing that helps more than anything is to be confident(not cocky).
Don't be self conscious about how you look or if she likes you or what kind of car you drive(when you are old enough to drive).
Be yourself and the girls you should be with will be there.
When it comes time to meet the parents ..again be yourself but try to be polite and show manners.
Girls will come and go and you should realise that so that you don't get your heart broken or do something really stupid. Like get married at <21 or get into fights(If the girl leaves you fighting will not bring her back. If it does then she has problems that you don't want any part of.)
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
Because we were 14 once !:D
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THAT is the best answer so far.
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Originally posted by FuBaR
Im so lonely :cry
don't be silly fubby you got spade :aok
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wish i was lonely, i liked being single.
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All you daughter dads have failed or will fail.
You know it.
Deep down.
Some boy is going to get her.
....ahhh, the joy of all boys.
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One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.
I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"
He nodded.
"They'll never find your body."
... and that was the end of that. :D
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Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.
I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"
He nodded.
"They'll never find your body."
... and that was the end of that. :D
Or u could always go the hitler route - never find yr body b/c its burned, crushed, buried and hidden.
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do chicks dig firemen?
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Originally posted by ramzey
ok, som more advices
getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......
1. remember to be romantic , at list look like you are romantic ;) remember all importand dates, like b-day, first kiss, first ........
2.remember to talk to her every day how much you love her, if you dont do it you are in trouble. ALso remember to say something nice to her every day, like you have nicest smile/eyes/ boobs/ass ........ (works) for every body parts.
Sometimese reminde her how smart she is, at list she cant say you are with her just fgor sex only ;)
3 its unusual for americans, (but womans like it), allways when open door for her.
If you in public places show your attencion about her comfort "are you comfortable, your chair is ok, ........ ble ble ble.
4. Let her talk, its hardest part cuz you have to lok like you pay attention or you care about she say. Its can bore you to hell, but you cannot ignore her.
Its take years to learn that trick ;-) som never learn.
5. whatever you do , let her feel you are in charge, but do what she say. That can save you a lot of troubles in future.
6. Keep your room, clothes clean. Small things like nails, haircut are importand
damm its big bok abut al this things and hours of audition ;)
you are young , so lot of gfriends to learn ;)
LOL the kids 14!
The above is all nice, very nice indeed. But the kids 14!
Dude, just be a conceeded ahole. Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont give them an inch because they will take all the rest before you can blink an eye. Love is nice, but nice guys finish last. For whatever reason they are drawn to the guys who treat them the worst. God if i know but hell it works. So keep the tradition alive.
Gotta remember dude, your 14. Gfs are great but wait until you get to college. Then you'll have many girlfriends at once.
Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont let them give you watermelon and when they try, hang the phone up or walk away. When you find one willing to put up with all that, all your BS then you found one worth keeping around.
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Next time a pretty pretty turns your head, you better take a look at her mother instead.
"Bread"
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WOW just got done with a 3 hour homework project!
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My first girlfriend just got married last Saturday, not to me!
Ahh how time flies.
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Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.
I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"
He nodded.
"They'll never find your body."
... and that was the end of that. :D
Nicely done. (and for the lil dudes readin this, that's no idle threat. It's more like a statement of simple truth)
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Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.
I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"
He nodded.
"They'll never find your body."
... and that was the end of that. :D
and what would you utilize to perform this deed? you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy. i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution. hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?
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Originally posted by kevykev56
Ditch all those rules but 6. that one is universal for getting and keeping.
Women are funny that way, they want a man in charge, not a whipping boy.
Damm best advice right there.
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Originally posted by storch
and what would you utilize to perform this deed? you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy. i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution. hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?
A brick works fine. And I don't doubt for a second that Sandy would and could take care of a situation.. the guy impresses me as one that would have some remorse, but no compunctions.
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Originally posted by storch
and what would you utilize to perform this deed? you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy. i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution. hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?
You've read me all wrong then. I grew up handling firearms, but never as a sport. We kept them around primarily to deal with stray animals and other varmints. I don't keep them in the house simply because I don't need to, and I prefer it this way.
I do however have something pointy. It's a compound bow.
and like Hang says... there are plenty of other "tools" that will do the job.
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Originally posted by FuBaR
Im so lonely :cry
Awwwe...Fubby-wubby...did Ruaml break up with you already? :D
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Originally posted by Lan784
WOW just got done with a 3 hour homework project!
Must be using a code. Maybe his mom looks at these boards. By homework he means his girlfriend. And 3 hours means 30 seconds.
Isnt 14 sorta young for...uhh...the hokey pokey.
Remember Lan, no glove, no love.
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Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.
I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"
He nodded.
"They'll never find your body."
... and that was the end of that. :D
:lol :rofl :lol PWNED!
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL the kids 14!
The above is all nice, very nice indeed. But the kids 14!
Dude, just be a conceeded ahole. Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont give them an inch because they will take all the rest before you can blink an eye. Love is nice, but nice guys finish last. For whatever reason they are drawn to the guys who treat them the worst. God if i know but hell it works. So keep the tradition alive.
Gotta remember dude, your 14. Gfs are great but wait until you get to college. Then you'll have many girlfriends at once.
Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont let them give you watermelon and when they try, hang the phone up or walk away. When you find one willing to put up with all that, all your BS then you found one worth keeping around.
lol, i was waiting 2 pages when somone will say that.
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Almost 16, no tatoos, no piercings, I wear a belt and use it accordingly (example: around my hips) and i have no desire to not do any of these things. And i'm not afraid to walk in the door and meet pops (or mom) the first date either. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Originally posted by crowMAW
Awwwe...Fubby-wubby...did Ruaml break up with you already? :D
Your future of breathing just got very short in my crystal ball.
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Originally posted by FuBaR
Your future of breathing just got very short in my crystal ball.
Is it cuz I'm panting with a hot chick?!! :aok
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didn't I tell you RuAmL looked like a hot chick?
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lan girls are like movies. you go see a bunch of movies and when ya find one you like you buy it. when it gets old you sell it or put it on the shelf and get a new movie. :aok
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At 14 I was still content to running through the woods on expeditions, building models while listening to music, and making a drumset out of 5 gallon buckets. Dont rush being a kid. Those are the best days of your life.
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Originally posted by FiLtH
At 14 I was still content to running through the woods on expeditions, building models while listening to music, and making a drumset out of 5 gallon buckets. Dont rush being a kid. Those are the best days of your life.
what he said
don't you adults on this board realize you are indulging in child porn if this kid is really 14?
weird..
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sex is sex..."porn" is porn.
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Originally posted by FuBaR
:cry I need a hug.
Hug
:D
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FOOBKAKKE!!!:D
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Must be using a code. Maybe his mom looks at these boards. By homework he means his girlfriend. And 3 hours means 30 seconds.
Isnt 14 sorta young for...uhh...the hokey pokey.
Remember Lan, no glove, no love.
Or as one of my professors so eloquently puts it, the horizontal funky
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL the kids 14!
Gotta remember dude, your 14. Gfs are great but wait until you get to college. Then you'll have many girlfriends at once.
I recently got nailed for this. Apparently telling one that you're not dating her (when you're sleeping with her) and then sleeping with your ex (repeatedly) is a no-no in the womans' mind.
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Still lonely...still need a hug :cry
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Lol i have a another friend thats a girl or well 3 of em besides jessica
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wow
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Originally posted by FuBaR
sex is sex..."porn" is porn.
nope
when adults talk about 14/15 year olds having sex/give advice and that 14/15 year old is not your son or daughter, it is child porn and you can be thrown in jail for it. I see no humor in it.
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Originally posted by Iceman24
If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.
Im glad someone else already pointed this out... women do not want a wussy, they want a man... every now and then you have to act like a jerk just to keep her interested. All women will say they want the nice guy, but trust me they don't. They will saty with you maybe 2 weeks until they find some jerk... Sounds strange but thats how it works.
Very true.
Be too nice and you end up hearing "Well your really nice and I do like you. but just as a friend"
So you have to walk that fine line between being sweet..and an a-hole. seemingly teetering slightly from one side to the other.
and never never never be the first to say "I love you" or your screwed
Also. remember. the one who cares about the relationship the least is the one with the most control over it
Another balancing act here as you dont want to go too far from one side or the other
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Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?
you have a 50/50% chance of finding out if you dont use a condom.. :aok
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Originally posted by Eagler
nope
when adults talk about 14/15 year olds having sex/give advice and that 14/15 year old is not your son or daughter, it is child porn and you can be thrown in jail for it. I see no humor in it.
i see your point but if everyone was to tell him not to do it.... he would anyways.. think about when we were young (depending how old some of you ole farts really are), say 14ish.. what were we doing, hummmmm.. now this new generation is... whats a good phrase..... "out of control" and atleast what we can do is give the condom advise or the best one "enjoy the young years and worry about the gap goodie later" line. :lol
senario.. health teacher in school is giving students (14/15 yr old) sexual advise / block of instruction on how to use a condom, is that still considered child porn... ?:confused:
:aok
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Originally posted by AdmRose
I recently got nailed for this. Apparently telling one that you're not dating her (when you're sleeping with her) and then sleeping with your ex (repeatedly) is a no-no in the womans' mind.
LOL for the most part yes. I found as the years go on at school they change alot in that respect. Freashmen year of college I thought I was on the set of some low budget porn set. Everyone hooking up with everyone else. Now four some odd years later they are talking about getting married, buying houses, getting a joint cell phone account together, or something retarded like that, or that they might be pregnant. Anything to latch on to you.
To hell with commitment until your much older Lan. Bang as many as you can in the least amount of time posible. The more of an Ahole you are to them, the more trim you will pull in both short and long term.
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I read the thread title and thought someone was bringing up Lewinsky again...
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Originally posted by Eagler
nope
when adults talk about 14/15 year olds having sex/give advice and that 14/15 year old is not your son or daughter, it is child porn and you can be thrown in jail for it. I see no humor in it.
I strongly disagree with that, but I dont have anything to prove you wrong, do you have any evidance of that being considered worthy of jail time?
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I think I was dating my then-girlfriend for about three months before I ended up staring down the business end of her dad's shotgun. In time I ended up marrying her anyway, but her dad and I still aren't on the best of terms.
14 is pretty young to be thinking about sex. It's too young to fully appreciate the consequences, and even too young to fully enjoy the act. My general thought on condoms is if you think you need to be using one, you probably shouldn't be having sex in the first place. I've never used one and never felt any need to. Condoms aren't foolproof, and if sleeping with someone amounts to some sort of risk, then don't take that risk. Too many guys lack any self control and let their schlong do the thinking for them. We all see the consequences from such poor decisions all too often.
To put it simply....don't be a moron.
J_A_B