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Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 20, 2005, 11:45:49 PM
(lol that's a funny one dipstick) I would like to thank the blue velvet safety squad for a few hours of film in the CT this evening.  speaking for myself it was good fun.

I'll be sure to get help on how to work the film viewer so that I might study this valuale film and better learn how to be a ganging alt monkey while being safe in the flock.

good show guys thanks a million :aok we had 22 people on at one point in massive furballs 10 of them being safety squad members in lock step.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: hubsonfire on September 21, 2005, 12:12:06 AM
You're trying too hard.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 07:31:50 AM
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
You're trying too hard.
 hmmm it seems perhaps you guys were.

 the other way around hub.  for the following reasons.

from the moment you guys showed up with numbers you established and maintained sector large full dar bar of players over A42 with considerable alt advantage.

you guys routinely vultched and near vultched the whole time you were on.  there were a mere handful of takeoffs where we even got past 200 mph.  this alone conveyed to me an attitude of  caution on your parts.  furthermore you were in the the fastest and best turning models available to you, namely the hurriIIc and the La5, a hard combination to beat in the hands of even average players.  when we did get off the ground we got some kills in.  hub, you yourself whined about my flat turn when I was nipping at your heels with stang saddled up and third now forgetten player making weak pick passes on me.  3 v 1 which from my limited experience is typical for you guys.

and yet, no doubt you were slapping each other on the back celebrating how you "r teh kingz of teh pwn".  all I saw was a squad of guys who while masquerading as having fun were really there to uphold their intardnet honor for being called out by me and demonstrated that they were too cautious to allow even the appearance of a fair fight.  

I suppose for my part I'm going to back up on the rhetoric on the boards for now because after two nights of fighting you guys I can see that aside from the considerable skill exhibited by some of your squad members, collectively you are a bunch of dweebs.  

I'm done talking to and about you guys collectively.  now I'll concentrate on the individuals I dislike.  I think I'll take another shower now I still have blue morpheus whine all over me from when I owned his weenie hind.

I filmed the whole event as did others on your call we'll post the films.
:D
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2005, 08:24:24 AM
Why do you delude yourself into thinking we care what's in your films?  Go ahead and post them already.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 08:29:03 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Why do you delude yourself into thinking we care what's in your films?  Go ahead and post them already.

-- Todd/Leviathn


without a doubt I know you don't care, but you ain't all that and a bag of chips either. so meh, you r teh king of teh dweebs.

done with you.

 on second thought you do care, you care deeply, deeply enough to show up in the CT an arena which in other posts you guys have derided as being the "the pool".  whether you mean cess pool or kiddie pool I don't know.  here's what I do know you waded in and behaved like cautious school girls. pwn that sir.

:rofl
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2005, 08:34:45 AM
Films?

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Eagler on September 21, 2005, 08:40:30 AM
are you trying to get the BK's to leave? I can't beat them either but do not want them to leave just because they kick my arse regularly

can't you see this is exactly what is wrong with the CT?

thankfully the BK's have very thick skin, the average MA'er who tries the CT does not and does not put up with the child like "smack talk". How many do you think just read the crap in this forum and do not even try the CT?

it is sad to think one might have to squelch 200 to enjoy CT, in MA it is understandable but you'd think <20 ppl in a room could just shut up, fly - win or lose, enjoy the fights
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 08:46:52 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Films?

-- Todd/Leviathn

well, I apologize that may take some time on my part.  I have to first figure out how to find the films then I'll need to get them to TK so he can edit and post them I filmed the whole time I was on so it's a considerable amount of film perhaps four hours worth.

I've posted on the squad board.  as soon as TK responds I'll send the films to him.

don't be anxious.

:D
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 08:49:33 AM
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Originally posted by Eagler
are you trying to get the BK's to leave? I can't beat them either but do not want them to leave just because they kick my arse regularly

can't you see this is exactly what is wrong with the CT?

thankfully the BK's have very thick skin, the average MA'er who tries the CT does not and does not put up with the child like "smack talk". How many do you think just read the crap in this forum and do not even try the CT?

it is sad to think one might have to squelch 200 to enjoy CT, in MA it is understandable but you'd think <20 ppl in a room could just shut up, fly - win or lose, enjoy the fights


you are absolutely right eagler, I'll stop,  can you send me $14.95 please?  thanks.  why do you think they are here in the first place? :aok
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2005, 09:16:38 AM
Be sure to just include the parts of the film that support your position and edit out everything else.  Even then we wouldn't care since we're having a ball flying in the CT this week.  Can you say the same?  If so, great, if not... well, at least you have four hours of films you can comb through for evidence that the Blue Knights fly exactly as we say we do.

We will vulch, gangbang, cherry pick, HO, killsteal, and shoot chutes.  Ten to one, one versus one, or one versus ten, it's all good.  We'll fly like champs, and we'll fly like tards.  We also expect everyone else to do these things to us since that's only fair.  We're having fun, and fun is why we play.

So please do bring on the films so you can expose us for what we already acknowledge we are.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 09:18:52 AM
sir are you accusing me of fabrication? ok well thanks for pointing out that you fly like tards, when will you fly like champs sir?
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: mechanic on September 21, 2005, 09:20:47 AM
i was once like you people, trapped in the constant flame. now i drift amoung you, waiting for your judgement day...:confused:
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 09:22:04 AM
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Originally posted by mechanic
i was once like you people, trapped in the constant flame. now i drift amoung you, waiting for your judgement day...:confused:

lol
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2005, 09:25:46 AM
Fabrication?  No.  Hallucination?  Yes.

:aok

-- Todd/Leviathn

P.S. We all hate you, Batfinky.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 09:31:27 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Fabrication?  No.  Hallucination?  Yes.

:aok

-- Todd/Leviathn

P.S. We all hate you, Batfinky.

ok well i'll be looking for the champ type flying.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2005, 09:38:09 AM
Better than champ-type dying I suppose.  But hey, you said you've had fun, and I know we've had fun, so it's all good.  You can rest secure in the knowledge that you could manhandle any one of us 1v1, and we'll rest secure in the knowledge that we can use local air superiority to ensure that never happens.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 10:11:28 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Better than champ-type dying I suppose.  But hey, you said you've had fun, and I know we've had fun, so it's all good.  You can rest secure in the knowledge that you could manhandle any one of us 1v1, and we'll rest secure in the knowledge that we can use local air superiority to ensure that never happens.

-- Todd/Leviathn


lol
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: dedalos on September 21, 2005, 10:18:08 AM
I thought you were done withus 10 posts ago :rofl

I'd be careful with the films.  Chances are we may have more.  If there was anyone plaing it safe it was you.  When I first came on, you were pretty active.  You did your HO passes and the failed cherry picking atempts.  Once you started dieing, you desided it was safer to keep upping from a capped field knowing everyone had too mach fun provoking your whines, than up from the next field (2 minutes away).  This way, you would not risk fighting (you never do anyway if you dont have the advantage), you would not risk the guaranted death within 10 seconds of the engagement, and you got to record some films that support your point, that no one really cares about.

Some great fights with TBarone, Kongxxx, Tank,and TK.  Sorry you guys got picked off a few times.  I thought it was whaaawhaaa.

If you wana prove something, DA anytime bud.  Bring your mouth, film recorder, and someone elses skills (cause yours wont do),  and teach me a lesson.  But that is not going to happen, is it? :lol
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: SuperDud on September 21, 2005, 10:33:47 AM
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Originally posted by dedalos
Some great fights with TBarone, Kongxxx, Tank,and TK.  Sorry you guys got picked off a few times.  I thought it was whaaawhaaa.

If you wana prove something, DA anytime bud.  Bring your mouth, film recorder, and someone elses skills (cause yours wont do),  and teach me a lesson.  But that is not going to happen, is it? :lol



Agree with the great fights. Flippin TK would light me up from a zillion K back:eek:  And everytime I looked behind me there was N7:mad:  hehehehe. All in all, was great fun, to those of you who killed me  :D  

Also storch, I have nothing against you. But you continue to talk this big game and yet when one of us ask you to back it up, you decline? Morph and now deadalot have called you out and I highly doubt you will accept it( I know you turned morph down). If you talk all this trash but won't back it up, it makes all the name calling/talking kinda meaningless. You say the DA or even a 1vs1 fight in CT proves nothing? I think it does, it proves us "safety" fliers can easily handle ourselves 1vs1 and don't need our "net". By our challenging you, we're giving you a chance to prove your theory that we need to fly in groups, so why not except the challenge. Deadalot isn't any good anyway, he's our pity BK.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 10:34:10 AM
i'm in the arena every night usually alone usually at around 8k. if you are as whatever you say you are why are you always always always in a horde?  oh wait your master answered that earlier it because you fly like tards and occassionally you fly like champs.  that's it isn't it?
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Grits on September 21, 2005, 11:14:33 AM
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Originally posted by storch
you guys routinely vultched and near vultched the whole time you were on.  there were a mere handful of takeoffs where we even got past 200 mph.  this alone conveyed to me an attitude of  caution on your parts.  furthermore you were in the the fastest and best turning models available to you, namely the hurriIIc and the La5, a hard combination to beat in the hands of even average players.  when we did get off the ground we got some kills in.  hub, you yourself whined about my flat turn when I was nipping at your heels with stang saddled up and third now forgetten player making weak pick passes on me.  3 v 1 which from my limited experience is typical for you guys.


Now you know what others go through when JG54 is "dominating" the CT. You could change that to "Originally posted by (anybody allied) and it would be the average person who fights JG54.

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and yet, no doubt you were slapping each other on the back celebrating how you "r teh kingz of teh pwn".  all I saw was a squad of guys who while masquerading as having fun were really there to uphold their intardnet honor for being called out by me and demonstrated that they were too cautious to allow even the appearance of a fair fight.[/B]


What you didnt see because you dont know the secret handshake or have the decoder ring, is that they were all flying with their feet and not their hands to make it a challenge. :)

OK, on a serious note Storch, instead of complaining about them, you should use this as an opportunity to better your ACM skills. Getting clubbed to death 100 times by someone better than you is the absolute best way to get better fast.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Oldman731 on September 21, 2005, 11:22:03 AM
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Originally posted by Grits
Getting clubbed to death 100 times by someone better than you is the absolute best way to get better fast.

...er...sometimes you don't get better fast, though.  It takes longer.

Years, even.

- oldman
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 11:28:34 AM
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Originally posted by Grits
Now you know what others go through when JG54 is "dominating" the CT. You could change that to "Originally posted by (anybody allied) and it would be the average person who fights JG54.



What you didnt see because you dont know the secret handshake or have the decoder ring, is that they were all flying with their feet and not their hands to make it a challenge. :)

OK, on a serious note Storch, instead of complaining about them, you should use this as an opportunity to better your ACM skills. Getting clubbed to death 100 times by someone better than you is the absolute best way to get better fast.


I had fun and I have film to view grits.  not complaining about them, I'm complaining at  them.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: dedalos on September 21, 2005, 11:42:08 AM
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Originally posted by storch
i'm in the arena every night usually alone usually at around 8k. if you are as whatever you say you are why are you always always always in a horde?  oh wait your master answered that earlier it because you fly like tards and occassionally you fly like champs.  that's it isn't it?


Cool, we can do the same in the DA.  The only diff is that I wont have the horde to protect me.

Its the perfect set up for you Storch.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: mars01 on September 21, 2005, 02:53:08 PM
LOL Storch does it hurt that bad.

You were not ganged any more than you guys were ganging.  You were not over flown by alt more than you guys were doing the same.  You definately could not cherry pick and maybe that is what is getting you so angry and defensive.

We all had fun and like Lev said that is all that counts.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Morpheus on September 21, 2005, 04:13:51 PM
LOL storch...

You never fail to give me a good laugh.

You ***** and moan about getting no 1v1's, having someone clear you off another persons 6 when you dont think twice to jump in on a fight. Yet you complain about our "saftey squad" LOL!

Alt monkey? Show me a film where we cam in above 10k.

But while we are on the topic of saftey and the like....

I thought you mind find this film enlightening. It might (although I doubt it) change your tone... If nothing else, you can chew on  your own words for a while.

I would also recomend working on that gunnery of yours. It leaves alot to be desired.

http://www.furballunderground.com/AHfilms/st.ahf

next time you whine like a little girl about "saftey" I will simply post this film in response.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: allmetal on September 21, 2005, 04:17:33 PM
HOLY CRAP!!!!!


Grits is not a gumbooter anymore.When did that happen?I been gone too long.:confused:
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Morpheus on September 21, 2005, 04:18:52 PM
And guys... while we're all on the topic of the DA.... Do you honestly think that his ego could handle the DA after what we've seen from him in the CT? I can hear things flying across his house now as he becomes enraged with his ability, or lack there of, to put up a fight.

It wouldnt happen, it'll never happen. So stop kidding yourselves.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: hubsonfire on September 21, 2005, 06:11:53 PM
28 replies and nearly half are yours. You are still trying too hard.

Figure out how to post films yet?
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 21, 2005, 09:41:30 PM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
And guys... while we're all on the topic of the DA.... Do you honestly think that his ego could handle the DA after what we've seen from him in the CT? I can hear things flying across his house now as he becomes enraged with his ability, or lack there of, to put up a fight.

It wouldnt happen, it'll never happen. So stop kidding yourselves.


eh? say what? pwned!!! you are next doodoolass at my prerogative.  :D  dedalos just got....pwned lol keep yapping I love the incentive.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Grits on September 21, 2005, 10:41:04 PM
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Originally posted by allmetal
HOLY CRAP!!!!!


Grits is not a gumbooter anymore.When did that happen?I been gone too long.:confused:


The Gunfighters are alive and well in the CT, not to worry Metal. :)
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 22, 2005, 10:56:11 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Better than champ-type dying I suppose.  But hey, you said you've had fun, and I know we've had fun, so it's all good.  You can rest secure in the knowledge that you could manhandle any one of us 1v1, and we'll rest secure in the knowledge that we can use local air superiority to ensure that never happens.

-- Todd/Leviathn


by teh way mr. King (any relation to M.L. King?) you may want to reconsider the local air superiority thing.  I harvested 4 or so pelts yesterday.

:D
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 22, 2005, 11:59:36 AM
Four whole kills?  Hey, good job!  :aok

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: storch on September 22, 2005, 07:41:12 PM
thank you I'm quite proud of them.  I have a special spot saved for your pelt, when I find you that is.
Title: on behalf of the green cashmere clowns
Post by: Morpheus on September 22, 2005, 08:55:14 PM
speaking of pelts, gotta upload some film to my server.

Not worthy of wall hanging though. As they are storch-pelts.