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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: mechanic on September 21, 2005, 02:31:30 AM
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ok, now here is a fun game we came up with last night....
capture a wasp, hornet, bee, or any bug with a strong endo-skeleton. best way to catch it is to cover it with a glass and then slide some paper under neath.
next put it in a small match box.
next, put it in the freezer for about 25 mins, or untill it stops moving and trying to kill you.
as soon as it is too cold to mov you take a piece of storng yet very thin cotton and make a slip noose. loop the knot round the creatures neck, making sure you dont trap any legs or other vital parts.
finally, place the cold bug near a source of heat. If you didnt freeze it too much it should come round within a few moments and start to drowsely move around. after a few more minutes the bug will be fully compus again, and start flying around. simply hold the cotton with a good foot of distance between your hand and the bug.
now you can stroll down the street head high, walking your new found chum and taking in lifes blissfull freshness.
you would be amazed at how easy it is to attract females to talk to you if you have a cute pet on your lead.
remember to take a cotton bud to mop up any dirt the bug leaves. soiling public areas is dirty and irresponsible, always scoop the poop.
name your pet and form a close bond. in the end (maybe a few hours) your bug will die of fatigue but for the times you spent together it will always love you.
have fun, and dont let them sting you, you cant sue me if they do.
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LOL :D
you do it first and take some pictures
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Hehe, one time I had been up all night drinking and went into the kitchen where I saw a hornet sitting on the sink. This was a yellow jacket hornet and big.
Weellll, I was very drunk and the hornet didn't respond or move much to waving my hand near it. I thought it was dying from being cooped up in my house, so I picked it up to set it free outside.
That sucker stinged the dog crap outta my thumb right on the tip, but I opened the door and releasd it outside. It hurt but I felt good after that for having done a good deed.
Actually the sting might have had some physical benefits because it sobered me up and I felt pretty good after that.:D
Les
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Originally posted by Nilsen
LOL :D
you do it first and take some pictures
i wanted to post some with the thread, but i dont have a digital camera :(
as we speak the poor bugger is hanging by the neck from a beam in my room, quite dead now.
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It's rather sad when Hornets commit suicide. :cry
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
It's rather sad when Hornets commit suicide. :cry
We dont know that. It could have been an accident.
Someone call CSI.
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This would be cool to do with those Giant hornets they have in Japan, something like 3" long!
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Thats the Super Hornet
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Thats the Super Hornet
:huh :rofl
FYI:http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/10/1025_021025_GiantHornets.html
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Yup i know.
Saw a show on National Geographic about them. They are really scary. Just a few of them wiped out other colonies of hornets, wasps or bies or whatever they were.
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I'd prefer a pet tomcat, they seem to last longer than a hornet, plus they can engage more enemies in a fight simultaneously. Sure, they require a little more upkeep, but I think it's worth it.
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You can make a fly plane too: (http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html)
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:rofl
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