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Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: dedalos on September 23, 2005, 03:55:26 PM
Looks like someone will be doing some explaining :rofl   I would like to report Hauptmann Storch Adjutant JG 54  Callsign: VAMPIR 2 :lol

From the JG54 WEB Site


RESPECT OTHER PLAYERS AND OTHER SQUADS
 Jagdgeschwader 54 has built up the reputation as a "Class Act" in the CT. All members of the squad have worked hard to build this reputation so we take this VERY seriously. We have a code of conduct that is STRICTLY enforced and it is expected to be followed by ALL MEMBERS of the squad. Failure to do so will lead to review by STAB and possible imediate dismissal from the squad.
     Treat other players as you would like them to treat you. It won't help JG 54 if you become confrontational with other players. Making rude comments or accusations of other players is looked down on and is better suitted to a bunch of 5 year olds.
     There will be times in the CT when some "Nimrod" will say something or do something that will set you off. Do your talking with your guns - the kill message he gets will get the point across.
     Also don't be a ragging winner or sore looser about vicories or losses. No one likes to play with these kinds of players. Give the enemy a and try to get him next time.


SET AN EXAMPLE
    As a member of JG 54, your reputation as a player relects on the squad as a whole. The reputation of the squad also reflects on it's members. REMEMBER, you have that tag JG 54 "Grunherz" behind your name in the game roster. So conduct yourself with respect and restraint. Save your hostility for your flying.
     If there are any reports of JG 54 pilots not conducting themselves with the highest standards, (DURNING SQUAD NIGHTS, EVENTS OR DURING NON-SQUAD HOURS), that pilot will have to explain it to the ENTIRE
SQUAD. Then, STAB will decide whether you will continue with JG 54.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Morpheus on September 23, 2005, 03:58:23 PM
lol i wish i could find the last thread were I went through all their rules in which a player must abide by in order to remain on their squad. ROFL Ironic.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: dedalos on September 23, 2005, 04:02:12 PM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
lol i wish i could find the last thread were I went through all their rules in which a player must abide by in order to remain on their squad. ROFL Ironic.


Does that work?

http://www.geocities.com/jg54green/Squad_Rules.html
Title: Re: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Nomak on September 23, 2005, 10:02:01 PM
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Originally posted by dedalos
won't help JG 54 if you become confrontational with other players. Making rude comments or accusations of other players is looked down on and is better suitted to a bunch of 5 year olds.
     There will be times in the CT when some "Nimrod" will say something or do something that will set you off. Do your talking with your guns - the kill message he gets will get the point across.
     Also don't be a ragging winner or sore looser about vicories or losses. No one likes to play with these kinds of players. Give the enemy a and try to get him next time.
 


Hello Pot..... This is the Kettle.... You are Black.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Bear76 on September 24, 2005, 03:24:17 AM
In all fairness, the site was made by Jester when he was CO. He and all the rest of us founding members left long ago. The site hasn't been maintained for some time.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Larry on September 25, 2005, 07:49:09 PM
What bear said. Look whos the C/O on that page and think before you post stuff. That website was for when Jester ran the squad and we all flew missions and kept rank and score. When AH2 came out and 1/2 the squad couldnt play untill they got better computers was when that website became old. I took over the site and tryed to keep it up to date and everything, but that was when I didnt know anything about making and runing a website and I gave it up.
Title: Re: Re: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: dedalos on September 26, 2005, 09:51:55 AM
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Originally posted by Nomak
Hello Pot..... This is the Kettle.... You are Black.


So you don't think its funny? :lol or are you trying to say something? :D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Mister Fork on September 26, 2005, 01:26:57 PM
Ah yes, the good ole Jester days. That was when JG-54 was in her prime.  I remember the squad nights fondly (when ever I showed up). ;)

It's a different squad now with Storch at the helm.  I would have to say that JG 54 is a much more vocal and lethal squad.  

Not that there's anything wrong with a vocal/lethal squad. :D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on September 26, 2005, 03:16:12 PM
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Originally posted by Mister Fork
Ah yes, the good ole Jester days. That was when JG-54 was in her prime.  I remember the squad nights fondly (when ever I showed up). ;)

It's a different squad now with Storch at the helm.  I would have to say that JG 54 is a much more vocal and lethal squad.  

Not that there's anything wrong with a vocal/lethal squad. :D


actually it's VWE that's at the helm if anyone is.  he returned to active duty in the army and only has a few days per month that he can play.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: dedalos on September 26, 2005, 03:44:48 PM
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Originally posted by Mister Fork
Ah yes, the good ole Jester days. That was when JG-54 was in her prime.  I remember the squad nights fondly (when ever I showed up). ;)

It's a different squad now with Storch at the helm.  I would have to say that JG 54 is a much more vocal and lethal squad.  

Not that there's anything wrong with a vocal/lethal squad. :D



Big <> on the vocal part.  
Needs a little work on the lethal.  It seems it is more lethal to its own members than it is to the bad guys :lol
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Kongkyuk on September 26, 2005, 08:29:34 PM
Hey DED

I went to the JG site u posted  :lol

Check out the home page then the flightline,lololol they have their pictures posted :lol

You decide if the pictures match the smack, I made up my mind:rofl
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: WMLute on September 30, 2005, 03:13:06 PM
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Originally posted by Kongkyuk
Hey DED

I went to the JG site u posted  :lol

Check out the home page then the flightline,lololol they have their pictures posted :lol

You decide if the pictures match the smack, I made up my mind:rofl


(gets the feeling there is gonna be an addition to the BK avatar soon......)
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: allmetal on September 30, 2005, 03:43:17 PM
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Originally posted by Kongkyuk
Hey DED

I went to the JG site u posted  :lol

Check out the home page then the flightline,lololol they have their pictures posted :lol

You decide if the pictures match the smack, I made up my mind:rofl


Just think,you wanted to join our squad.Look at the trouble we saved you by saying no.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Kongkyuk on October 02, 2005, 07:19:30 PM
Allmetal

First let me say, I didn't ask to join your squad, someone invited me with a log on message. The week or so I was with you guys, I must say you are really a bunch of nice guys. Yes I said it, they really are nice guys behind the smack:aok
It was funny, the night I logged on to leave the squad ( because I really hate flying nazi planes) I wasn't on the squad anymore.
That worked out great. Now I can fly allies and shoot you down with a grin.
:D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Dead Man Flying on October 02, 2005, 07:42:52 PM
Be sure to fly the Spit V, Kongkyuk.  They hate those most of all.

-- Todd/Leviathn
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: mechanic on October 03, 2005, 12:25:13 AM
i dont think there is any true hatred in the CT, its more a fear of individual pilots and situations.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 03, 2005, 11:02:42 AM
I'm afraid of hamsters...long story:( :cry
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Furball on October 03, 2005, 12:51:59 PM
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Originally posted by SuperDud
I'm afraid of hamsters...long story:( :cry


(http://www.biomaa.com.mx/animales/hamster.gif)
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: allmetal on October 03, 2005, 02:08:27 PM
:eek: :lol
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Mister Fork on October 04, 2005, 02:00:48 PM
This whole discussion is now (http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/ot.gif)

Nothing to see here... move along folks... that right, single file, no looking left or right. That means you too madame. Keep moving..

(http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/lamer.gif)
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: DJ111 on October 04, 2005, 07:06:34 PM
Woot.




Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: aztec on October 05, 2005, 08:21:28 AM
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Originally posted by Kongkyuk
Hey DED

I went to the JG site u posted  :lol

Check out the home page then the flightline,lololol they have their pictures posted :lol

You decide if the pictures match the smack, I made up my mind:rofl


ROFL...now I know what Storch is overcompensating for.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 05, 2005, 08:44:14 AM
what? that  I'm 49 yrs old 5'-11" and weigh 235 lbs? pfft.  did you not see that I'm outside in shorts no shoes or shirt as I am almost every day of my life?  I'm very comfortable with who I am physically and intellectually.  post your photos and then talk.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: allmetal on October 05, 2005, 11:12:17 AM
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Originally posted by DJ111
Woot.








Man do I ever miss shooting down DJ111,wonder what ever happened to him.




















HI DJ111 when you coming back?:D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Furball on October 05, 2005, 11:20:49 AM
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Originally posted by storch
what? that  I'm 49 yrs old 5'-11" and weigh 235 lbs? pfft.  did you not see that I'm outside in shorts no shoes or shirt as I am almost every day of my life?  I'm very comfortable with who I am physically and intellectually.  post your photos and then talk.


its ok storch, superdud saw your picture and said you look hot and he would date you in an instant.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 05, 2005, 01:00:40 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
its ok storch, superdud saw your picture and said you look hot and he would date you in an instant.
now here's a person who truly understands hot, it's about time too
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Slash27 on October 05, 2005, 07:06:00 PM
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Originally posted by storch
what? that  I'm 49 yrs old 5'-11" and weigh 235 lbs? pfft.  did you not see that I'm outside in shorts no shoes or shirt as I am almost every day of my life?  I'm very comfortable with who I am physically and intellectually.  post your photos and then talk.


I put you at 5'7" tops.:D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: VWE on October 05, 2005, 07:55:44 PM
I'm 6' 5" and I'm 235...  :p
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Slash27 on October 05, 2005, 09:26:43 PM
5' 8" 155:(
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 05, 2005, 10:19:29 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
I put you at 5'7" tops.:D
 actually I'm shrinking my big gut is forcing my spine to compress. :D  the joy of hispanic foods!!
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 05, 2005, 10:20:14 PM
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Originally posted by VWE
I'm 6' 5" and I'm 235...  :p
skinny bastige, get married and eat some.  :D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Grits on October 05, 2005, 10:26:34 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
5' 8" 155:(


<--really is 5'8" 135. I'm a distance runner (now retired).
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: allmetal on October 06, 2005, 10:46:36 AM
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Originally posted by Grits
<--really is 5'8" 135. I'm a distance runner (now retired).



well now we know where you get your running skills from.:rofl
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: allmetal on October 06, 2005, 10:47:08 AM
sorry grits i wanted to be the first to say that.:lol :lol
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 07, 2005, 07:47:55 AM
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Originally posted by Grits
<--really is 5'8" 135. I'm a distance runner (now retired).
run to the corner and get me a box of twinkies please, oh and don't forget the milk you skinny bastige.  :D
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Wilbus on October 21, 2005, 07:13:23 AM
Thread took a nice turn for sure. Now it is all about "who is the fatest guy on the block".

Never seen so many brag about weighing alot before

Ps. Those squad rules should be updated before Storch have to kick himself out.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Crumpp on October 21, 2005, 07:45:21 AM
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because I really hate flying nazi planes


Umm,

There are no more Nazi Planes.  Nazi Germany was defeated in May 1945.  

Fly what you like and be happy.

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its more a fear of individual pilots and situations.



That's pretty funny and says volumes on this guys psyche.

My cartoon plane is in fear of it's cartoon life..... :confused:

All the best,

Crumpp
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Larry on October 21, 2005, 10:21:10 AM
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Originally posted by Wilbus
Ps. Those squad rules should be updated before Storch have to kick himself out.


Those rule and website dont apply to the squad anymore.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Wilbus on October 21, 2005, 10:25:38 AM
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Originally posted by Larry
Those rule and website dont apply to the squad anymore.


It is quite evident they don't.

That is also part of the reason I said they should be updated (or removed). ;)
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: storch on October 21, 2005, 10:36:04 AM
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Originally posted by Wilbus
It is quite evident they don't.

That is also part of the reason I said they should be updated (or removed). ;)
whats the matter there?  slow day on the glaciers?  go cruise the MA with your three sycophants and jump in on 1 v 1s.  :aok
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Larry on October 21, 2005, 11:33:19 AM
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Originally posted by Wilbus
It is quite evident they don't.

That is also part of the reason I said they should be updated (or removed). ;)


Why we dont use the site, and jester told me when i took control of it to "not mess it up" because that is his website so thats up to him to delete it not mine.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Wilbus on October 21, 2005, 12:02:20 PM
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Originally posted by storch
whats the matter there?  slow day on the glaciers?  go cruise the MA with your three sycophants and jump in on 1 v 1s.  :aok



Dang Storch, was harder then usual to get you worked up. I guess that therapy is paying off eh?

But yes, it is a slow day here, I need to argue with someone.

Glaciers? Wish there was Glaciers here, if there were I'd have better things to do then go pick a fight on the AH BBS. :(
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Larry on October 21, 2005, 12:04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Wilbus
Dang Storch, was harder then usual to get you worked up. I guess that therapy is paying off eh?

But yes, it is a slow day here, I need to argue with someone.

Glaciers? Wish there was Glaciers here, if there were I'd have better things to do then go pick a fight on the AH BBS. :(


Useing the force he is.
Title: Now, That Is Funny!!!
Post by: Wilbus on October 21, 2005, 12:24:50 PM
Yes... Yes... he's learning how to controll is feelings. This spells disaster for any future arguments on boring days...