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Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Toad on September 20, 2001, 02:49:00 PM
"U.S. May Dump 'Infinite Justice' Name"
 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,34739,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,34739,00.html)


OK... how bout a contest?

Best new name for the operation against terrorists...

On your mark, get set... GO!

Mine:

Operation "Bin Laden's Balls for Earrings"

.. um... is that "PC" ?

This world is too funny.
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Skuzzy on September 20, 2001, 02:55:00 PM
I like;

"Operation Shaft"

because, hopefully, that is exactly what we are going to give em.
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Ripsnort on September 20, 2001, 03:01:00 PM
Operation "Has never BIN Laid N"
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: funkedup on September 20, 2001, 03:02:00 PM
Didn't they used to have a computer that would randomly generate a two-word code name?  What was wrong with that?
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Pei on September 20, 2001, 03:23:00 PM
What's the point of a code name if everyone knows what it is?
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Baddawg on September 20, 2001, 03:28:00 PM
Operation "MIDDLE FINGER"
Neither anatomically or politically correct, but definitely morally
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Eagler on September 20, 2001, 03:38:00 PM
what a bunch of crap..

I didn't really care for it but to change it for the above mentioned reason, unreal..

how bout:

"The Crusades II"
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Udie on September 20, 2001, 03:42:00 PM
Operation Afganistan'n ofluff'n map'n

Operation Kill all the rag heads

Operation kiss your arse goodbye

Operation my popsicle hurts

Operation Cheesey Taco

Operation Gonna get You Sucka


Bunch of freaking PC rutabagas i tell ya  :(


U
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Hangtime on September 20, 2001, 03:47:00 PM
1. Operation Back to Baghdad

2. Operation French Kiss

3. Operation Empire State Stikes Back

4. Operation Toasted Camel

I'm sure I can come up with more.  :)
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: AKSWulfe on September 20, 2001, 04:30:00 PM
Operation NoMo Camel Jockeys

Operation Thank-You Come Again

Operation Turban Torch

I'll think of more later..
-SW
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Thrawn on September 20, 2001, 04:31:00 PM
Operation Mr. T,  that would scare the hell out of anyone.    :eek:
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: AKIron on September 20, 2001, 04:56:00 PM
How about:

Glass Desert
or
Scorched Earth
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: NATEDOG on September 20, 2001, 05:06:00 PM
They are saying it's a holy war..... I say the name fits.
but if they have to change it, here are a few suggestions:

Operation My God can beat up your God
Operation Osma bin Lyin
Operation Final Nail
Operation Last straw
Operation Now Ya Done It
Operation See Ya
Operation 911
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Gadfly on September 20, 2001, 05:52:00 PM
Operation 911 is the best by far
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: mrfish on September 20, 2001, 07:56:00 PM
that's the single stupidest thing i've ever heard in my entire life.
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: ispar on September 20, 2001, 08:44:00 PM
"Nevermore"
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Toad on September 20, 2001, 09:19:00 PM
Yeah, I think Nate wins it with "Operation 911".
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: 1776 on September 21, 2001, 07:09:00 AM
Operation: pork rind

    :D

Operation: infinite political corectness

Operation: infinite revenge

Operation: Dead or alive(preferably the former)

It's a shame that anyone would be offended.  And just because someone is offended is a good reason not to change it   :)

Let them demonstrate the tolerence they demand of us :)

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: 1776 ]
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Naso on September 21, 2001, 07:58:00 AM
I think Hang's "Operation Empire strike back" is the best    :)

Operation 9/11 is too serious    ;)

Operation:

"rape the camels"

"eat the camels"

"Kill the camels"

"Why the camels?"

"save the camels"

  :D

BTW, serious, the best name for me is:

Operation Jihad

Is like kicking them in the balls   :D

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Naso ]
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: AKSWulfe on September 21, 2001, 10:00:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Naso:
Is like kicking them in the balls    :D

Shoot, I think that sounds like a really good one too..

"Operation Kick Them In The Balls"

  ;)
-SW
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Naso on September 21, 2001, 01:08:00 PM
Yeah, eh eh eh.

 :D
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Dead Man Flying on September 21, 2001, 01:32:00 PM
Ah, well.  While this is an incredibly imbecilic reason for changing the name of a military operation, I never liked "Infinite Justice" anyway.

-- Todd/DMF
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Nifty on September 21, 2001, 01:52:00 PM
well, I was busy yesterday so I didn't get to play...  but...

Operation F*** You

Simple, to the point.

Humorous (or not...)
Operation Goat Roast
Operation We got yer Jihad right here
Operation Say hello to my little friend...
Operation bin Laden be dyin'
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: SOB on September 21, 2001, 05:08:00 PM
How about we round up the whiney dipshits behind this and put them in internment camps for the duration of the war?


SOB
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Eagler on September 25, 2001, 02:28:00 PM
Enduring Freedom

I liked the first one better ... sounds like an underarm deodorant or something worse
 http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010925/ts/attack_dc_195.html (http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010925/ts/attack_dc_195.html)
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: funkedup on September 25, 2001, 02:57:00 PM
It looks like some of the previous missions in that area had a name starting with "infinite", so maybe that's why they chose it.

My choice would be "Operation squeak Slap".
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: AKIron on September 25, 2001, 03:46:00 PM
How about:

Operation Islamic Infighting

If we just stir 'em up a bit maybe they'll leave us alone.   ;)
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Dune on September 25, 2001, 03:54:00 PM
Operation Camel Control
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Mathman on September 25, 2001, 05:46:00 PM
Operation "Prison Rape"
Operation "Fun Things To Do To Terrorists With Bullets, Bombs, Missles, and Plungers"
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: 10Bears on September 26, 2001, 01:26:00 PM
Best one from a freeper.

Operation: Lets Roll!

10B
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: RebootSequence on September 26, 2001, 10:36:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pei:
What's the point of a code name if everyone knows what it is?

Gives CNN something to make spiffy graphics out of.

We have no problem going to kill a bunch of people but we wouldn't want to offend them first...

-Sequence
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: mrfish on September 27, 2001, 10:54:00 AM
a more realistic one would be:

operation is it ok with you guys if we attack?

or maybe

operation let's get out the
"who owes who" list and see who to exclude from our attack


or

operation well they sponsor terrorism too and won't support our attack but we'll let them go because they sell us lots of oil and expressed token condolences

or

operation we should attack them if we want to end terrorism but our friends in the region might get pissed so they're off the list

or simply

operation infinite politics.....  :(
Title: "PC" hits Mission Names
Post by: Lance on September 27, 2001, 11:30:00 AM
Gulf War II:  Apocalyptic Boogaloo