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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 03:51:29 AM
Danced for nearly 3 hours straight to crappy rap. I have never had a girl "bump and grind" with me either, i'll tell you, it's one of those things I haven't ever slowdanced with a girl before tonight, and I have never had my moms friend ask if I was going to get condoms before meeting the girl She left me hanging if you know what I mean, but DAMN it was fun while it lasted.

Went to dinner at 5:00 at Olive Garden, sat there for 2 hours eating and talking about.......stuff.....then I paid for my date and my dinner (aren't I such a gentleman?) Needless to say Olive Garden is booked full of teens on homecoming night. We waited in the "cold" for 20 minutes before the dance started, so naturally I gave her my jacket (again, aren't I such a gentleman?) We danced for 3 hour's, with me and the other guy kind of just bobbing back and forth while the 4 girls went insane on each other, it was practically clothed lesbian sex. I clearly needed some moves so this cool guy came over and was "showing" me how to move the shoulders, the body quickly followed. There were 3 slow dances, I could keep my you know what still, but they were good. The bumping and grinding was.....clothed sex, once again We ended the night with a round of bowling, and I just got home at 2:00 in the AM.

I'll post pictures when I get em loaded. Once again, DAMN it was fun.
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Post by: Golfer on September 25, 2005, 09:43:53 AM
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)
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Post by: megadud on September 25, 2005, 10:06:03 AM
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Originally posted by Golfer
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)


:rofl :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :cry :rofl :lol
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Post by: Meatwad on September 25, 2005, 10:26:04 AM
QUACK
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Post by: Jackal1 on September 25, 2005, 10:27:47 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
We ended the night with a round of bowling


:confused: :rofl

  From the Million Dollar Saloon to Turn Off Lanes.
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Post by: RightF00T on September 25, 2005, 10:42:29 AM
Nirvana are you saying you never knew about condoms and wished you had them that night?  :huh
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 25, 2005, 12:28:55 PM
Huh? C-what? :eek:
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Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 02:05:45 PM
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Originally posted by Golfer
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)


Antidaephobia:- The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....

OMG!:eek: :eek:

cause he just found out he is gonna be a daddy
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 02:07:31 PM
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
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Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 02:11:14 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry

remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.
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Post by: Geary420 on September 25, 2005, 02:23:42 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
The bowling alley didn't have a restroom?
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Post by: SaburoS on September 25, 2005, 02:26:53 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.


LOLOL!!!!! You're bad....in a good way :D :rofl
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 02:41:12 PM
My school lacked proper education.  We were too busy studying multiplication tables and why pilgrims took land from Native Americans.:rolleyes:
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 25, 2005, 03:51:07 PM
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I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....


It takes closer to 7 days before the conception can be verified by a urine test.
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Post by: Hangtime on September 25, 2005, 04:13:20 PM
Somebody's father is looking for you right now.

I'd run away and join the french forigen legion while you still have a couple of legs to run on.
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 04:19:08 PM
She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 25, 2005, 04:22:22 PM
Russian? Naah.. no worries. Just remember to sign your organ donor card. If they ever find you that is. :huh
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Post by: Furball on September 25, 2005, 04:22:58 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
(aren't I such a gentleman?)
 (again, aren't I such a gentleman?)


Quote
Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry


nope. LOL
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Post by: Hangtime on September 25, 2005, 04:43:46 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?


Oh, man.

Russian?

Dude. Yer just a dead guy walking around right now.

Thats 'dee'' 'eah' 'ayh' 'dee' DEAD.

Talk about crappy luck. Kid; if that babe's dad was anything else but Russian, you'd have a coupla dents and a week-long limp.

Now yer just animated maggot food.

If I wuz you, I'd go find that babe, hump her half blind 'cause I'd not wanna have to go thru havin my liver plucked out thru my sinuses and then have slices of my insoles roasted on a stick with my apple fer garnish and my recently removed virginal balls mounted before my oh-so surprised eyes as coup earrings for his brother Boris..

... fer nothin more than a dry hump to rap music.
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 06:03:19 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl   I think I can out run him........
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Post by: Dowding on September 25, 2005, 06:07:33 PM
That's what Rasputin said.
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 07:25:33 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_009.jpg)

Slow dancing was a little awkward.
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Post by: Gunslinger on September 25, 2005, 07:33:23 PM
"Slow dancing was a little awkward."

For HER or YOU?   :rofl

JK  ;)
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Post by: vorticon on September 25, 2005, 07:33:27 PM
:eek:


your girlfriend is hawt...


and your suit is old man grey, didnt your dad have any black ones?
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 07:41:25 PM
OL that is a suede jacket.  My pants and shirt were black.

And yes, she is hawt.  Then there's me.......
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Post by: Hangtime on September 25, 2005, 07:56:28 PM
Ok.

Should you survive your upcoming russian inquisition, you can say it as worth it.

:aok
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 07:57:35 PM
I'm not scared, although I have been told her dad has an anger issue..........
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 08:18:50 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_006.jpg)

Release the FDBs!
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Post by: Hangtime on September 25, 2005, 08:20:51 PM
Yes you are.

But that's ok. If you wern't scared, you'd be a moron.

I suggest you get a plan, try not to look guilty when you meet the rents and be very very polite.

Good luck, son. ;)
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 08:21:13 PM
OMG WHATS HE GOT IN HIS POCKET!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_021.jpg)
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Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 08:39:26 PM
He is staring at his girlfriend's friends butt!
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 08:43:58 PM
We need someone with photoshop skillz!
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Post by: Thrawn on September 25, 2005, 08:45:07 PM
Tuck your pocket flaps into the pockets.
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 08:45:27 PM
Lol Vulcan, how'd you get those?  I wasn't staring at my girlfriend's butt, that's the other guys date.
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Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 08:46:41 PM
So you admit you were staring at her(other guy's date) butt?
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 08:46:59 PM
Dude, mentioning hot chicks dancing like lesbians and then posting pics is like waving a red rag at a bull around here...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_026.jpg)
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 08:48:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn
Tuck your pocket flaps into the pockets.


Hes tucking more than just his flaps into his pockets ;)
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Post by: vorticon on September 25, 2005, 08:50:38 PM
vulcan, where do you get those pics? you arnt the evil russian fajah, are you?



and nirvana, im suprised you didnt "dispose" of the other guy...
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Post by: megadud on September 25, 2005, 08:51:48 PM
i'm :confused: :huh

so is vulcan=nirvana? or is vulcan one of the girls in the picture? :noid :furious :cry :rofl :aok :huh
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 09:04:54 PM
I'm the chick in the middle.
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Post by: Rino on September 25, 2005, 09:08:13 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry


     Boy, you helpless romantics sure know how to show a girl
a good time :D
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Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 09:11:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Rino
Boy, you helpless romantics sure know how to show a girl
a good time :D

One of those times where walking in the bank takes langer then it does to get yer transaction completed.
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 25, 2005, 09:13:16 PM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_006.jpg)

Release the FDBs!


This has PHOTOSHOP written ALL OVER IT!!!!!!

Karaya
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Post by: fartwinkle on September 25, 2005, 10:02:46 PM
Is it just me or does he look like Bill Gates love child LOL.
just kidding man looks like a pretty young lady there ya did good:aok
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Post by: Gunslinger on September 25, 2005, 10:06:05 PM
Cue the song "Endless love"




(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)
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Post by: crowMAW on September 25, 2005, 10:07:03 PM
Quit biting your nails, Nirvana!:huh
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Post by: RightF00T on September 25, 2005, 10:18:29 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127704676_nirvanaps.jpg)
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Post by: Vulcan on September 25, 2005, 10:52:12 PM
Its a start but I think the buttstaring pocket rocket pic has better potential.
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Post by: AdmRose on September 25, 2005, 10:56:28 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 25, 2005, 10:57:15 PM
Where's Nilsen's hat when you need it?  

Karaya
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Post by: Scrap on September 25, 2005, 11:00:38 PM
Gawd this is gonna get good!  BTW Gunslinger, that pic of SOB is taking it a bit  tooooooo far over the creepyness threashold.  I think I'm gonna have nightmares now :huh
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Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 11:18:50 PM
I'm so glad everyone has taking a liking to this.


Couldn't give anyone else an idea, don't tell them Scrap.
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Post by: Scrap on September 25, 2005, 11:22:04 PM
Dude..........!  









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Post by: Geary420 on September 26, 2005, 04:12:05 AM
One of those pics needs a cameo appearance from the "Looter Man"
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Post by: FuBaR on September 26, 2005, 11:29:32 AM
He looks exatly like Klitz from the girl next door.
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Post by: Curval on September 26, 2005, 11:38:44 AM
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Originally posted by Geary420
One of those pics needs a cameo appearance from the "Looter Man"


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/257_1127752674_looterpancake.jpg)
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Post by: DJ111 on September 26, 2005, 11:49:23 AM
Tsk Tsk Tsk...



He's a "finder"....
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Post by: Ripsnort on September 26, 2005, 11:52:03 AM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Cue the song "Endless love"




(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Now people at work are STARING AT ME!!!!! (again!)
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Post by: FuBaR on September 26, 2005, 12:00:53 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: RightF00T on September 26, 2005, 04:16:53 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127769387_beerlootniv.jpg)
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Post by: Sp4de on September 26, 2005, 04:59:02 PM
TEH FUBS IS BACK!
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/605_1127771849_210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)

HEres the link to fubs real picture i cant have anyone get offended by him giving the bird (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/605_1127771868_149699365_l.jpg)
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Post by: Furball on September 26, 2005, 05:26:45 PM
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Originally posted by RightF00T
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127769387_beerlootniv.jpg)


that would be freaking hilarious if GWB snr was hooking the looter with the rod, and jr was taking the beer...
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Post by: nirvana on September 26, 2005, 05:40:41 PM
LOL you guys are messed up.
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Post by: Maverick on September 27, 2005, 02:05:06 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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Post by: FuBaR on September 27, 2005, 03:56:10 PM
I am soooo much hotter than her. :furious
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 27, 2005, 04:02:06 PM
Guys this is serious now..

Nobody has been able to contact Nirvana for a week now. They said a black mercedes pulled up in front of his house and someone took him away screaming and kicking.

Nobody's heard anything from him ever since. :confused:
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Post by: nirvana on September 27, 2005, 11:15:33 PM
Be quiet Ripley or the CIA....err Nirva....err I will have to quiet you myself.  This is your warning.
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Post by: elc7367b on September 30, 2005, 03:15:44 PM
Now you all go easy on my little Nirvanito there.  How else am I going to live my life vicariously through him if you dont? The vicarious life has been quite boring up till now and as things are heating up in Nirvanaland I am looking forward to the future.  

Go get em you little sick puppy.

Muttman
The Sick Puppies
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Post by: FuBaR on October 01, 2005, 10:11:14 PM
Lurch with hair.
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Post by: nirvana on October 02, 2005, 01:08:33 AM
Don't singe your bowl of hair fighting those fires, fubbie.