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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 03:51:29 AM
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Danced for nearly 3 hours straight to crappy rap. I have never had a girl "bump and grind" with me either, i'll tell you, it's one of those things I haven't ever slowdanced with a girl before tonight, and I have never had my moms friend ask if I was going to get condoms before meeting the girl She left me hanging if you know what I mean, but DAMN it was fun while it lasted.
Went to dinner at 5:00 at Olive Garden, sat there for 2 hours eating and talking about.......stuff.....then I paid for my date and my dinner (aren't I such a gentleman?) Needless to say Olive Garden is booked full of teens on homecoming night. We waited in the "cold" for 20 minutes before the dance started, so naturally I gave her my jacket (again, aren't I such a gentleman?) We danced for 3 hour's, with me and the other guy kind of just bobbing back and forth while the 4 girls went insane on each other, it was practically clothed lesbian sex. I clearly needed some moves so this cool guy came over and was "showing" me how to move the shoulders, the body quickly followed. There were 3 slow dances, I could keep my you know what still, but they were good. The bumping and grinding was.....clothed sex, once again We ended the night with a round of bowling, and I just got home at 2:00 in the AM.
I'll post pictures when I get em loaded. Once again, DAMN it was fun.
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Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.
If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.
On that note...here are some ducks.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)
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Originally posted by Golfer
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.
If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.
On that note...here are some ducks.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :cry :rofl :lol
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QUACK
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Originally posted by nirvana
We ended the night with a round of bowling
:confused: :rofl
From the Million Dollar Saloon to Turn Off Lanes.
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Nirvana are you saying you never knew about condoms and wished you had them that night? :huh
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Huh? C-what? :eek:
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Originally posted by Golfer
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.
If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.
On that note...here are some ducks.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/621_1113763221_duck2.jpg)
Antidaephobia:- The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....
OMG!:eek: :eek:
cause he just found out he is gonna be a daddy
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We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
The bowling alley didn't have a restroom?
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Originally posted by Pooh21
remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.
LOLOL!!!!! You're bad....in a good way :D :rofl
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My school lacked proper education. We were too busy studying multiplication tables and why pilgrims took land from Native Americans.:rolleyes:
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I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....
It takes closer to 7 days before the conception can be verified by a urine test.
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Somebody's father is looking for you right now.
I'd run away and join the french forigen legion while you still have a couple of legs to run on.
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She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?
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Russian? Naah.. no worries. Just remember to sign your organ donor card. If they ever find you that is. :huh
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Originally posted by nirvana
(aren't I such a gentleman?)
(again, aren't I such a gentleman?)
Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
nope. LOL
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Originally posted by nirvana
She's Russian, her parents immigrated.....should I be worried?
Oh, man.
Russian?
Dude. Yer just a dead guy walking around right now.
Thats 'dee'' 'eah' 'ayh' 'dee' DEAD.
Talk about crappy luck. Kid; if that babe's dad was anything else but Russian, you'd have a coupla dents and a week-long limp.
Now yer just animated maggot food.
If I wuz you, I'd go find that babe, hump her half blind 'cause I'd not wanna have to go thru havin my liver plucked out thru my sinuses and then have slices of my insoles roasted on a stick with my apple fer garnish and my recently removed virginal balls mounted before my oh-so surprised eyes as coup earrings for his brother Boris..
... fer nothin more than a dry hump to rap music.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl I think I can out run him........
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That's what Rasputin said.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_009.jpg)
Slow dancing was a little awkward.
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"Slow dancing was a little awkward."
For HER or YOU? :rofl
JK ;)
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:eek:
your girlfriend is hawt...
and your suit is old man grey, didnt your dad have any black ones?
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OL that is a suede jacket. My pants and shirt were black.
And yes, she is hawt. Then there's me.......
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Ok.
Should you survive your upcoming russian inquisition, you can say it as worth it.
:aok
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I'm not scared, although I have been told her dad has an anger issue..........
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_006.jpg)
Release the FDBs!
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Yes you are.
But that's ok. If you wern't scared, you'd be a moron.
I suggest you get a plan, try not to look guilty when you meet the rents and be very very polite.
Good luck, son. ;)
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OMG WHATS HE GOT IN HIS POCKET!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_021.jpg)
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He is staring at his girlfriend's friends butt!
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We need someone with photoshop skillz!
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Tuck your pocket flaps into the pockets.
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Lol Vulcan, how'd you get those? I wasn't staring at my girlfriend's butt, that's the other guys date.
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So you admit you were staring at her(other guy's date) butt?
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Dude, mentioning hot chicks dancing like lesbians and then posting pics is like waving a red rag at a bull around here...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_026.jpg)
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Originally posted by Thrawn
Tuck your pocket flaps into the pockets.
Hes tucking more than just his flaps into his pockets ;)
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vulcan, where do you get those pics? you arnt the evil russian fajah, are you?
and nirvana, im suprised you didnt "dispose" of the other guy...
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i'm :confused: :huh
so is vulcan=nirvana? or is vulcan one of the girls in the picture? :noid :furious :cry :rofl :aok :huh
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I'm the chick in the middle.
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Originally posted by nirvana
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
Boy, you helpless romantics sure know how to show a girl
a good time :D
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Originally posted by Rino
Boy, you helpless romantics sure know how to show a girl
a good time :D
One of those times where walking in the bank takes langer then it does to get yer transaction completed.
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Originally posted by Vulcan
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/krisman/Picture_Temps_006.jpg)
Release the FDBs!
This has PHOTOSHOP written ALL OVER IT!!!!!!
Karaya
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Is it just me or does he look like Bill Gates love child LOL.
just kidding man looks like a pretty young lady there ya did good:aok
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Cue the song "Endless love"
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)
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Quit biting your nails, Nirvana!:huh
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127704676_nirvanaps.jpg)
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Its a start but I think the buttstaring pocket rocket pic has better potential.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Where's Nilsen's hat when you need it?
Karaya
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Gawd this is gonna get good! BTW Gunslinger, that pic of SOB is taking it a bit tooooooo far over the creepyness threashold. I think I'm gonna have nightmares now :huh
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I'm so glad everyone has taking a liking to this.
Couldn't give anyone else an idea, don't tell them Scrap.
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Dude..........!
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One of those pics needs a cameo appearance from the "Looter Man"
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He looks exatly like Klitz from the girl next door.
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Originally posted by Geary420
One of those pics needs a cameo appearance from the "Looter Man"
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/257_1127752674_looterpancake.jpg)
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Tsk Tsk Tsk...
He's a "finder"....
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Cue the song "Endless love"
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Now people at work are STARING AT ME!!!!! (again!)
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127769387_beerlootniv.jpg)
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TEH FUBS IS BACK!
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/605_1127771849_210_1127703923_picture_tempssob.jpg)
HEres the link to fubs real picture i cant have anyone get offended by him giving the bird (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/605_1127771868_149699365_l.jpg)
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Originally posted by RightF00T
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1127769387_beerlootniv.jpg)
that would be freaking hilarious if GWB snr was hooking the looter with the rod, and jr was taking the beer...
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LOL you guys are messed up.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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I am soooo much hotter than her. :furious
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Guys this is serious now..
Nobody has been able to contact Nirvana for a week now. They said a black mercedes pulled up in front of his house and someone took him away screaming and kicking.
Nobody's heard anything from him ever since. :confused:
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Be quiet Ripley or the CIA....err Nirva....err I will have to quiet you myself. This is your warning.
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Now you all go easy on my little Nirvanito there. How else am I going to live my life vicariously through him if you dont? The vicarious life has been quite boring up till now and as things are heating up in Nirvanaland I am looking forward to the future.
Go get em you little sick puppy.
Muttman
The Sick Puppies
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Lurch with hair.
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Don't singe your bowl of hair fighting those fires, fubbie.