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Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 25, 2005, 05:08:59 PM

Wasn't this a David Chappelle skit?


Big White Lie (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/lifestyle/orl-whiteblack05sep18,0,3096696.story?coll=orl-home-promo)


ack-ack

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Sandman on September 25, 2005, 05:35:14 PM

"When a young Dave Myers asked his mother why police in Alabama were spraying black civil-rights protesters with fire hoses, she told him it was because they were hot."


:huh

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: megadud on September 25, 2005, 05:36:23 PM

:rofl :lol :rofl

that's mean and funny.

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Pooh21 on September 25, 2005, 05:50:03 PM

Dave Myers offered this in his defense in a statement read by his lawyer. Mr Myers is in custody after turning a firehose on his date and demolishing an Olive Garden restaurant. "She said she was feeling kinda hot, so I helped cool her down like my momma told me how!" The womans response was "that crazy sob was about to score"

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: nirvana on September 25, 2005, 06:05:57 PM

Not sure if it was a Chappelle skit but there was something like that for a video game.

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: RightF00T on September 25, 2005, 06:27:29 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/770_1119677109_one_big_happy_family.jpg)

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: crowMAW on September 25, 2005, 10:19:53 PM

Certainly the opposite has been done in a skit.

I was born a poor black child. (http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/wavs.cgi?Jerk=black.wav)

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: FiLtH on September 25, 2005, 10:33:27 PM

"I was much happier. I had a load off my back," Judy says.


   Sounds like thats where it should have gone.

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 25, 2005, 11:44:42 PM

This is the line that made me laugh the most.  It's from the husband.

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"I was not angry," Bill says. "I was glad that this load was released from her, and it answered a number of questions at the back of your mind that never seemed to be fully resolved."

ack-ack

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Xargos on September 26, 2005, 10:13:46 AM

Makes me wonder how many other lies she told him...lol

Title: Big White Lie
Post by: Mighty1 on September 26, 2005, 10:36:44 AM

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In finding himself, Dave Myers fantasizes that some day he will find himself on Oprah.

Let's not set our goals to high!

Maybe start off on PBS and with luck work his way up to Geraldo.