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Title: If You Could Choose A New Real Life Name For Yourself…
Post by: eskimo2 on October 09, 2005, 04:31:55 PM: If you could choose a new real life name for yourself, what would it be?

I think that Chewbacca fits me pretty well.
Mongo is also nice.

eskimo
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Post by: 2Hawks on October 09, 2005, 04:35:25 PM: Laodellinumbrellagoatshagger - Ruler of Earth and the SOL Territories.
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Post by: Furball on October 09, 2005, 04:50:21 PM: Max Power!
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Post by: Nilsen on October 09, 2005, 04:53:25 PM: It would have to be Nilson or Nielson.. It would make my life on this board so much easyer :D
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Post by: megadud on October 09, 2005, 04:55:25 PM: i would go with chuck or earl or bob. something simple with 1 sillable and kind of redneckish.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on October 09, 2005, 05:07:49 PM: My name is way too cool to change.
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Post by: SOB on October 09, 2005, 05:09:16 PM: Tyrell
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Post by: Hangtime on October 09, 2005, 05:10:53 PM: Mr. Chief Justice
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Post by: Pooh21 on October 09, 2005, 05:18:06 PM: Spongebob Squarepants
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Post by: Suave on October 09, 2005, 05:28:53 PM: Saw a dude in eq today his name was Deathwolf!
Props to his parents I said.

But that's not all. His surname was Bloodtheif!
That's right, a deadly wolf and he takes your blood.
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Post by: megadud on October 09, 2005, 05:30:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Suave
Saw a dude in eq today his name was Deathwolf!
Props to his parents I said.

But that's not all. His surname was Bloodtheif!
That's right, a deadly wolf and he takes your blood.

but you never answered the question
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Post by: eskimo2 on October 09, 2005, 05:32:11 PM: I went to HS with a girl whose last name was Glasscock. She improved it just a tad with her married name: Gazdik.

eskimo
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Post by: Suave on October 09, 2005, 05:39:01 PM: Didn't I megadud, didn't I?

The only way you could have a cooler name than Deathwolf is if you made the Preposition THE part of the name. Is that legal?

Imagine that. Roll call: Bob? Here. Rufus? Present. Guillermo? Here. The Deathwolf? Yo.

For Realz though, I knew a dude named Edgar Allen Poe no kidding, he said he was no relation. Also a dude named Cornelio Kool, and guy with the unfortunate surname Saka****e. Oh and I went to school with a chick who had the biblical first name Dorkus.
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Post by: megadud on October 09, 2005, 05:45:56 PM: damn suave where you find these people :lol
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Post by: Hangtime on October 09, 2005, 05:46:05 PM: Her name was 'Dorcas'.

She was a moaner.
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Post by: Vulcan on October 09, 2005, 06:01:48 PM: Ron Jeremy.
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Post by: Suave on October 09, 2005, 06:11:30 PM: You realize of course that Mr Jeremy was gay for pay.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 09, 2005, 06:30:30 PM: <----- That one

Or my RL Nickname "Gomez"

Trust me. It fits , or so Im told LOL
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 09, 2005, 06:36:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I went to HS with a girl whose last name was Glasscock. She improved it just a tad with her married name: Gazdik.

eskimo

I used to work with a girl named "Cathy Mcraken"

But everybody used to call her Phil

LOL True story
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 09, 2005, 06:39:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
Ron Jeremy.

If I were to go the pron route I'd have to pick "Bruce Seven"
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Post by: nirvana on October 09, 2005, 08:19:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Suave
Oh and I went to school with a chick who had the biblical first name Dorkus.

SO DID MY AUNT! Do you know Vera Bewley?
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Post by: BlueJ1 on October 09, 2005, 08:20:08 PM: Big Balls
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Post by: boxboy28 on October 09, 2005, 09:17:12 PM: i personal;y like "SKEETER",................skeet skeet skeet............the ladies love me!~
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Post by: Vulcan on October 09, 2005, 09:54:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Suave
You realize of course that Mr Jeremy was gay for pay.

Trust you to know that big boy.
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Post by: Jackal1 on October 10, 2005, 05:31:55 AM: Snidley Whiplash.
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Post by: texace on October 10, 2005, 06:20:44 AM: Leon

Part of my pen name.
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Post by: J_A_B on October 10, 2005, 10:29:17 AM: This is sort of an odd subject, because a person can have his name changed any time he wants.

I like my name. If I didn't, I'd change it.

I guess the next question (to the more serious responses anyway) is: if you want a different name, why not get it changed? It isn't even too much of a hassle.

J_A_B
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Post by: Curval on October 10, 2005, 10:31:26 AM: Cornholio
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Post by: eskimo2 on October 10, 2005, 10:35:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by J_A_B
This is sort of an odd subject, because a person can have his name changed any time he wants.

I like my name. If I didn't, I'd change it.

I guess the next question (to the more serious responses anyway) is: if you want a different name, why not get it changed? It isn't even too much of a hassle.

J_A_B

Does a thread become a troll when someone believes that it is real, even though everyone else clearly saw it as pure silliness?

eskimo
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Post by: J_A_B on October 10, 2005, 10:40:04 AM: "Does a thread become a troll when someone believes that it is real, even though everyone else clearly saw it as pure silliness?"

Nah, this one is much too benign to be a troll.

J_A_B
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Post by: RedDg on October 10, 2005, 01:34:51 PM: Dirk Diggler
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Post by: Mustaine on October 11, 2005, 09:35:26 AM: Buck Naked
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Post by: Mighty1 on October 11, 2005, 10:07:06 AM: Dewey (since everyone already calls me that)

Speaking of names when my wife was pregnant with my second child I would tease her that I wanted to call our son Conan Thor.

When we found out it really was going to be a boy she went on the warpath and tried to get her whole family to talk me out of the name.

I couldn't believe she actually thought I was serious.

Now my son is 17 and when we want to bug him thats what we call him. He really hates it when his friends are there when we do it.
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Post by: Chairboy on October 11, 2005, 10:18:24 AM: I see that Max Power is already taken. Hmm...

Chad Sexington?

When my wife was pregnant with our second son, we considered for a while naming him 'Admiral'. We delighted at the thought of how this would piss him off as an adult, but who knows what doors it would have opened for him? Consequently, we went with Alexander The Great Hallert. (his middle name is 'James' which translates to "The Great" in Hinterlands Klingon Slang.)
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Post by: CyranoAH on October 11, 2005, 10:53:28 AM: Bond... James Bond
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Post by: Charon on October 11, 2005, 11:56:48 AM: Drake Manwood

Chuck Stoneheart

Steel von Patton

I'm trying to think of that fake pick up name Sam Malone mentioned in a Cheers episode, but it escapes me now.

Charon
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Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on October 11, 2005, 12:03:30 PM: Three Pump Chump.
-SW
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Post by: Chairboy on October 11, 2005, 12:16:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Charon
I'm trying to think of that fake pick up name Sam Malone mentioned in a Cheers episode, but it escapes me now.
That would be Lance Manion.
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Post by: Casper1 on October 11, 2005, 12:24:59 PM: Scotty Dont
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Post by: DJ111 on October 11, 2005, 12:28:31 PM: Uber Maximus
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Post by: Charon on October 11, 2005, 12:48:02 PM: Quote
That would be Lance Manion.

Yep :)

Charon
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Post by: Wolfala on October 11, 2005, 07:14:42 PM: Fuzzy Nipple
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Post by: mosgood on October 11, 2005, 07:19:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I went to HS with a girl whose last name was Glasscock. She improved it just a tad with her married name: Gazdik.

eskimo

Did she marry CHRIS Gazdik ? Kinda a short guy... mild mannered? They just moved to Medina?
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Post by: eskimo2 on October 11, 2005, 07:22:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mosgood
Did she marry CHRIS Gazdik ?

I just checked; a guy named Paul. They live in Colorado.
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Post by: mosgood on October 11, 2005, 07:25:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
I just checked; a guy named Paul. They live in Colorado.

Ah k. I worked with a Chris Gazdik in North Canton
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Post by: eskimo2 on October 11, 2005, 07:29:31 PM: Man, I'm only about 10 miles north of you.
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Post by: mosgood on October 11, 2005, 10:51:07 PM: Ya we should get a beer before I move back to the southwest in the next 2-3 weeks.

Rob, if you read this thread... I'd like to buy you one too for taking care of me that night.
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Post by: kevykev56 on October 11, 2005, 11:13:47 PM: Hitec

Then I would pwn you all :D