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Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: capt. apathy on October 11, 2005, 11:31:05 PM: the little blue bastages have had it coming for years

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UNICEF bombs the Smurfs

UNICEF has produced a short Smurfs movie in which the Smurf village is bombed into rubble, leaving behind dead and dying Smurfs in a scene reminiscent of an Hieronymus Bosch painting. The video is part of a public education campaign on the ravages of war.
The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.
Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.

The final frame bears the message: "Don't let war affect the lives of children..."

"We wanted something that was real war - Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head -but they said no."

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/10/09/unicef_bombs_the_smu.html
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: LLv34_Snefens on October 12, 2005, 02:46:48 AM: Bastards! :furious
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: CyranoAH on October 12, 2005, 03:07:04 AM: I blame General Von Gargamel
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Fishu on October 12, 2005, 03:34:44 AM: I want a whole new serie of smurfs with kalashnikovs! :D
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: SOB on October 12, 2005, 07:59:45 AM: That's just smurfed up.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: lazs2 on October 12, 2005, 08:05:55 AM: I didn't know the UN had villages? I thought they just coveted everyone elses?

But if they do.... I am all in favor of bombing any UN villages.

lazs
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Hangtime on October 12, 2005, 09:20:55 AM: Napalm should be returned to the inventory.

Stat.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Gunslinger on October 12, 2005, 09:47:49 AM: same thing with flame throwers.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: nirvana on October 12, 2005, 09:48:46 AM: Are they alright?:(
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Mickey1992 on October 12, 2005, 10:00:38 AM: Oh, the humanity!!!!:(

(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051011/capt.vm10110111431.belgium_smurfs_bombs_vm101.jpg)
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: LePaul on October 12, 2005, 10:14:43 AM: Jokey Smurf strikes again
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Chairboy on October 12, 2005, 10:19:25 AM: Just for y'all, I offer the following:

http://hallert.net/misc/Smurf7.avi
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 12, 2005, 10:37:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
Napalm should be returned to the inventory.

Stat.

We don't use napalm anymore?
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: megadud on October 12, 2005, 10:43:12 AM: viva la smurfs!! :cry :cry :cry

RIP papa smurf :(
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: krazyhorse on October 12, 2005, 10:58:29 AM: I heard it was France that bombed them :rolleyes:
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: megadud on October 12, 2005, 11:04:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by krazyhorse
I heard it was France that bombed them :rolleyes:

no france surrendered it was england. no british smurfs they said. so....BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: AdmRose on October 12, 2005, 11:30:35 AM: They had it coming
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Hangtime on October 12, 2005, 11:43:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
We don't use napalm anymore?

Nope. Stockplies were destroyed @ 1995 after Gulf War I. It's been dropped from the armament loadouts due to 'bad press'.

Part of the military's search for 'kinder, gentler' ways to 'terminate' an adversary's ability to fight.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: J_A_B on October 12, 2005, 11:43:22 AM: Maybe I'm paranoid, but all I see is just another thinly-veiled stab at the US from the UN. I mean, Argentina isn't bombing anyone with precision-guided weapons.

J_A_B
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 12, 2005, 11:59:54 AM: War does not need to be kinder and gentler. We should not fight them, but when forced to we should kick the everloving **** out of them with anything short of nukes.

Napalm. " I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... It smells like victory!"

B-52s filled to the brim with normal bombs.

War should be hell, if we make it all nicey nice, people will want to do it to much. :D
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Hangtime on October 12, 2005, 12:12:31 PM: "Toast, Harry. Turn 'em into toast.. and then have a cuppa coffee, enjoy yer breakfast and think about turning the resta that damn ****hole into a BBQ pit before dinner."
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Holden McGroin on October 12, 2005, 12:12:38 PM: Turns out it was bad intel. We had information that the intended target, Barney, was there but it turns out he had moved on. Sorry.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 12, 2005, 12:17:01 PM: Yeah, well it sucks we missed barney, but is taking out a bunch of little blue skinned Commies really that bad.

Someone needs to get that last one though. No survivers means no future blue terrorists.
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Toad on October 12, 2005, 01:05:52 PM: You know, smoked Smurf is really, really good.

I personally think they taste like Schmoo; almost indistinguishable.

(http://deniskitchen.com/docs/bios/bios.shmoo.bw.jpg)
Title: If they were armed!
Post by: Clifra Jones on October 12, 2005, 04:07:09 PM: Then this would not have happened. You see the Smurfs bought into that pacifism lie, "If we are no threat to them then they will leave us alone. " They just did not believe the truth of the saying, "Strive for peace but prepare for war"

All Except for one, he got away and is planning his revenge. Who is he?

Rambo Smurf!
(http://www.uffen.org/images/danger/rambo.gif)
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: megadud on October 12, 2005, 04:17:59 PM: :lol :lol :aok
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: Eagler on October 12, 2005, 04:59:46 PM: don't forget ******* smurf holding the sword standing behind the orange clad reporter smurf which he is about to behead
Title: long overdue IMO
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 12, 2005, 05:34:59 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/581_1129156464_smurf.gif)