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Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on October 12, 2005, 03:51:14 PM: Ok here is the deal. Wat ever u do DON'T request the B-29 Superfortress because:
1)It has been requested like 482,125,168,168,167,268,745,986,321,000,000 times.
2)People think that you want a nuke.
3)SuperDud will go crazy about nukes and make funny pictures and animation movies.

That is my rules. NOW FOLLOW THEM:furious :furious :furious :furious :furious
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Furball on October 12, 2005, 05:14:31 PM: superdud sucks. he is so immature, why does he have to make those stupid things?

i agree to your rules.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: megadud on October 12, 2005, 05:43:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
superdud sucks. he is so immature, why does he have to make those stupid things?

i agree to your rules.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :aok
Title: Re: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 12, 2005, 05:51:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RTVapor
3)SuperDud will go crazy about nukes and make funny pictures and animation movies.

I can't help it. It's like when your dog kicks its leg when you pet it.:D
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on October 12, 2005, 05:53:18 PM: I didnt mean anything against SuperDud wen I posted this. I just dont want some new guy come in here and say" Lets get the B-29." and all of the vets say"Ppl have already asked for that like. . . . . .times:furious :furious :furious". I kind of like those little animations. They r cool :D
Title: Re: Re: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: megadud on October 12, 2005, 06:00:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SuperDud
I can't help it. It's like when your dog kicks its leg when you pet it.:D

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Furball on October 12, 2005, 06:01:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RTVapor
I kind of like those little animations. They r cool :D

only a genius would come up with something so stupid as those animations.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: hubsonfire on October 12, 2005, 06:56:04 PM: I think it's more a case of an idiot coming up with something bordering on genius.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Krusty on October 12, 2005, 08:26:58 PM: No, I think "Stupid is as stupid does" is more of an apt description

[EDIT: Oops, Mega didn't make that comment, oh well my reply still stands]
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Wolf14 on October 12, 2005, 08:41:56 PM: Ratha likes numbered posts.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Hornet33 on October 13, 2005, 11:38:53 AM: I agree to the rules but I do have one question,

Can we get the B-29 with a NUKE option and perk it like at 20 points??????:aok :D :rolleyes:
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Meatwad on October 13, 2005, 03:33:19 PM: NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE NOOKIE
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on October 13, 2005, 07:06:29 PM: :O OMFG I CANT BELIEVE U JUST SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Hornet33 on October 13, 2005, 07:29:25 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

I can't help myself:aok
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 13, 2005, 07:40:06 PM: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

z0MFG!#!#!# SWQUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHKKKKKKK@~!##! N0OOoO)O0)o)oooOOO0OooOO)000)oO)OoKi3S#!#!#Cx BURN WIth t3H big B0om!@1!!32!@one!@#two$#$## nok it @ll wit da biggg BoOMMME!#$m#$!MERRI9

(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/6/nookieboom%21.bmp)
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on October 15, 2005, 06:33:49 PM: Nice picture SuperDud:D
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: wylieboy on October 15, 2005, 07:09:22 PM: You must have had a lot of time to count every single time someone has requested the B-29
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: sgtdeaux on October 16, 2005, 12:09:27 AM: Oddly enough the single minded, biased, mouthbreathing plebians that constantly attack other peoples sudgestions in the forum dont make the rules for the game..
I will not follow your rules nor will I be bullied into not expressing my desires for the game as this forum is designed to do.
Frankly you can sod off for all I care we will request the B-29 until your tally reaches a number you cannot comprehend.. (Like five)
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 16, 2005, 10:06:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by sgtdeaux
Oddly enough the single minded, biased, mouthbreathing plebians that constantly attack other peoples sudgestions in the forum dont make the rules for the game..
I will not follow your rules nor will I be bullied into not expressing my desires for the game as this forum is designed to do.
Frankly you can sod off for all I care we will request the B-29 until your tally reaches a number you cannot comprehend.. (Like five)

Start following HTCs rules then mmmKay:D

3- Do not open a new thread that duplicates a current topic

Every three days or so this topic comes up. If ppl would just take 1 or 2 mins to do a search they'd see this and just responde to the most current thread.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: hubsonfire on October 16, 2005, 11:26:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by sgtdeaux

Frankly you can sod off for all I care we will request the B-29 until your tally reaches a number you cannot comprehend.. (Like five)

Well, since you're such a brainiac, you won't mind me pointing out that you can't even spell "suggestion", and your punctuation is sporadic, at best.

BTW, yes, these "great ideas" are mostly old, offer little in the way of enhanced gameplay, and have been suggested repeatedly, without result, since long before you found this game.

Lighten up, Francis.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Lye-El on October 16, 2005, 12:48:30 PM: Quote
z0MFG!#!#!# SWQUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHKKKKKKK@~!##! N0OOoO)O0)o)oooOOO0OooOO)000)oO)OoKi3S#!#!#Cx BURN WIth t3H big B0om!@1!!32!@one!@#two$#$## nok it @ll wit da biggg BoOMMME!#$m#$!MERRI9

Quote
Start following HTCs rules then mmmKay

14- Members should post in a way which is consistent with "normal writing". That is users should not post excessive numbers of emoticons, large, small or coloured text, etc. Similarly users should not SHOUT or use excessive punctuation (e.g. ! and ?) in topic titles or posts. :D
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Raptor on October 16, 2005, 01:30:36 PM: 6- Members are asked to not act as "back seat moderators". Issues with any breach of rules should be brought to HTC's attention via email at support@hitechcreations.com. ;)
Title: Truely great words by sgtdeaux
Post by: RAIDER14 on October 16, 2005, 01:30:50 PM: Quote
Oddly enough the single minded, biased, mouthbreathing plebians that constantly attack other peoples sudgestions in the forum dont make the rules for the game..

:aok:aok
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 16, 2005, 02:12:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Lye-El
14- Members should post in a way which is consistent with "normal writing". That is users should not post excessive numbers of emoticons, large, small or coloured text, etc. Similarly users should not SHOUT or use excessive punctuation (e.g. ! and ?) in topic titles or posts. :D

29- Members should not post things upstaging and/or putting SuperDud in his place. :p
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Lye-El on October 17, 2005, 12:30:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SuperDud
29- Members should not post things upstaging and/or putting SuperDud in his place. :p

:D Glad you got it. Continue to march. :aok

Regards
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: viper215 on October 17, 2005, 02:27:00 PM: :rofl
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on October 17, 2005, 05:02:30 PM: Oh you all laugh now. But when someone mentions the B29...BAM!! I'll be there!!!:O
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on November 06, 2005, 08:28:43 AM: lol SuperDud:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Wilbus on November 06, 2005, 10:25:38 AM: Funny, a n00b making up rules for other n00bs.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Simaril on November 06, 2005, 02:08:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wilbus
Funny, a n00b making up rules for other n00bs.

Being a noob doesnt matter if you beleive you know more than everyone else. If you know more than anyone else, people who disagree with you are "mouth breathers".

EDIT:

see SgtDeaux's post above
Quote
Oddly enough the single minded, biased, mouthbreathing plebians that constantly attack other peoples sudgestions in the forum dont make the rules for the game..
I will not follow your rules nor will I be bullied into not expressing my desires for the game as this forum is designed to do.
Frankly you can sod off for all I care we will request the B-29 until your tally reaches a number you cannot comprehend.. (Like five)

/EDIT

And here's a point you may have missed in your other threads, Sgt Deaux-Deaux:

Quote
Originally posted by Karnak
The B-29 at start is going 360mph (Lets not joke here, you'll be firewalled) at 30,000ft and the Bf109K-4 is starting at 0mph at, say, 2,500ft. It takes the Bf109K-4, say, 10 minutes and all of his WEP to climb to 35,000ft. In that time the Bf109K-4's forward speed is about 160mph, the rest of his airspeed being in the verticle. So, let's say that for 10 minutes the B-29 has a 200mph speed advantage on the Bf109K-4 which means that in the time it took the Bf109K-4 to climb to 35,000ft the B-29 put another 34 miles between it and the Bf109K-4. Now the Bf109K-4 levels out and starts to accelerate slowly as it is well above it's critical altitude and out of WEP. By the Time the Bf109K-4 reaches 360mph the B-29 is more than 37 miles ahead of the Bf109K-4. By the time the Bf109K-4 has maxed it's speed, say, 400mph, the B-29 is a mere 36 miles ahead. With a 40mph closing rate it will take the Bf109K-4 50 minutes catch the B-29 and there is no way that the Bf109K-4 will have enough fuel to do so at the rate it has been burning it.

Endless upper problem my ass.

quoting Karnak from http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161643
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Wilbus on November 06, 2005, 03:05:02 PM: Not quite sure what you mean or who it was ment for Simaril.

As far as I am concerned people should be alowed to make requests as they want no matter if it is the 9 000 000 000 000 000 etc time the same request has been made. This is a BBS, it is ment to be a discussion board.

If you see a thread that doesn't suit you just ignore it, doesn't take that much self control so should be possible even for the weak minded people.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Simaril on November 06, 2005, 03:19:33 PM: Sorry, Wilbus, I was unclear -- I was replying to the good sgt, who I thought was the subject of your post. I misunderstood, my mistake -- and I've edited to clarify.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on November 06, 2005, 09:44:36 PM: Ok lets get something starightened out. I am not a noob (even tho my score sucks). I have been playing for 9 months.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: straffo on November 06, 2005, 11:56:02 PM: 9 month ?

Not even a N00B something like a foetus so.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Wilbus on November 07, 2005, 01:10:46 AM: 9 Months doesn't make you a vet, still a n00b.

Ah rgr Simaril, Actually I didn't see his post untill now.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Mr No Name on November 07, 2005, 02:51:00 AM: I have been flying these online games since 1992... hardly a newb here. I want a B29 as well. BTW if you dont have the fuel to climb to alt and catch a B29, try flying cap to intercept them. I do that quite often over our HQ
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Simaril on November 07, 2005, 05:59:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mr No Name
I have been flying these online games since 1992... hardly a newb here. I want a B29 as well. BTW if you dont have the fuel to climb to alt and catch a B29, try flying cap to intercept them. I do that quite often over our HQ

Seriously -- how do you "quite often" stnad the excitement of flying cap? Most AH2 players would sooner actually do productive work than fly cap.

So, the issue still stands as a significant B29 problem.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on November 07, 2005, 03:30:29 PM: If CAPs were unproductive, why were so many flown in WWII itself?
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on November 07, 2005, 04:21:07 PM: They are unproductive in this GAME. They were neccisary in WW2. Many ppl don't want to waste their money spending time bored outta their minds capping the virtual skies. Imagine spending an hour over your HQ/Base after a 30K climb only to find nothing is coming. It's how I want to spend my day off.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on November 07, 2005, 04:28:35 PM: Yeah, but for some it's fun. It's all in how you play.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Schatzi on November 07, 2005, 04:58:38 PM: Thats true. I sometimes just park a Spitty next to the hangars in TA and watch the show. Can be quite amusing, too.
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Mr No Name on November 07, 2005, 07:54:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SuperDud
They are unproductive in this GAME. They were neccisary in WW2. Many ppl don't want to waste their money spending time bored outta their minds capping the virtual skies. Imagine spending an hour over your HQ/Base after a 30K climb only to find nothing is coming. It's how I want to spend my day off.

I love it, especially knowing someone horsed lancs up to 25 - 30K+, get almost within sight of the HQ and get killed... makes my sadistic little day. BTW who are you to decide what is "Productive"? Games are supposed to be fun.... Geez I thought the BK slogan was "Have it your way"
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Mr No Name on November 07, 2005, 08:01:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Simaril
Seriously -- how do you "quite often" stnad the excitement of flying cap? Most AH2 players would sooner actually do productive work than fly cap.

So, the issue still stands as a significant B29 problem.

I like flying cap, so do a number of others I often pass while over HQ.. Its just that many people dont want to play that type of defense... but even JU88s (enough of them, of course) will kill HQ if no one bothers to Cap. Strategic defense is just another facet of the game, otherwise lets just do away with bombers and teams and call it the DA! LMAO
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: SuperDud on November 07, 2005, 08:20:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mr No Name
I love it, especially knowing someone horsed lancs up to 25 - 30K+, get almost within sight of the HQ and get killed... makes my sadistic little day. BTW who are you to decide what is "Productive"? Games are supposed to be fun.... Geez I thought the BK slogan was "Have it your way"

I garuntee you are 1 of the few that enjoy flying cap for 50k bombers. A huge majority want to spend there time fighting. Chasing after 320+mph B29s at 30k isn't really fighting. So should we punish the majority so a few can have what they want? If games are suppose to be fun, hows it gonna be fun for the majority when they have to chase these things around? BTW show me where I decided what was productive and what wasn't??? I stated caps don't work to well in this game.

Oh and nice BK comment, I never heard that 1 before. How long did that take you to think up? :aok I find it funny that if someone disagrees with you, you resort to rude remarks about a squad or a person.

PS: I'll make a concession. You can have your B29 if I get my N00kie!
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: Mr No Name on November 07, 2005, 08:53:41 PM: Hey man, it wasnt a slam, just a joke... Dedalos is a former squaddie and a friend! I saw the BK on the icon and the jingle came to mind lol... and I just figured it was appropriate LOL
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: RTVapor on November 07, 2005, 09:18:30 PM: I really did open up a can of worms didn't I???:rofl
Title: b29
Post by: Nosara on November 07, 2005, 10:43:38 PM: just a thought

"ju.87G-1
2×37 mm BK3,7 cannon"

see its not a B-29...but ...
Title: Re: b29
Post by: nirvana on November 07, 2005, 11:27:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nosara
just a thought

"ju.87G-1
2×37 mm BK3,7 cannon"

see its not a B-29...but ...

but...it has been requested several times before:D
Title: oil
Post by: Nosara on November 07, 2005, 11:32:44 PM: squeeky wheel gets the oil
Title: Attention Noobs!!!!!!
Post by: nirvana on November 07, 2005, 11:35:57 PM: Just saying it's been requested as much as the P-61 bro, no need to go for the oil can.