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Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Hornet33 on October 13, 2005, 03:47:10 PM
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl


Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Howitzer on October 13, 2005, 03:56:30 PM
I don't think you need a call to arms.  This happens on most every night, the fact that your troops can rally without you and perform to such awesome standards is something you should already take pride in.


However, coordination in suicide FH porking is always fun to watch.  If you guys could manage to light yourselves on fire before you dove on the hangars so you look like little meteors before you crash into the ground, that would be the only thing more enjoyable for me to watch.

:lol
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Rob Cashman on October 13, 2005, 04:00:47 PM
Got my goggles and helmet. This is daaaaaangerous work!

I'm ready!

(http://members.tripod.com/~Zacharys_Zoo/fighterpilot2.jpg)
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Morpheus on October 13, 2005, 04:02:35 PM
ROFL! Howi beat me to the punch.

Yep, this effort isnt any different that what takes place on a nightly basis. Only you're going to need a whole hell of a lot of people. FH's down for 15 minutes. They also take alot more to take town. Good luck with that. :aok
Title: Re: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Shane on October 13, 2005, 04:07:57 PM
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl
Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O



yeah it is, lol... but you know why?



























































because that's the way it already is!!!!


d'oh.
Title: Re: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: dedalos on October 13, 2005, 04:14:39 PM
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl


Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O


And this is going to be different that any other day because . . . . . . .:confused:
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: icemaw on October 13, 2005, 04:43:45 PM
Blah bu blah bu blah bu blah wwwaaa wwwaaa!!

whimper sniff

p.s. boo hooo
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Hornet33 on October 13, 2005, 04:53:09 PM
It's going to be different because I have a dream!!!!

A dream where all high altitude monkeys can work together from all countries, Knights, Bishops, and Rooks, and bomb our enemies (furballers....thats you guys on the troop and ord pork run) into oblivion!!!

A dream where the virtual skies of AH2 are filled with 1000 plane raids of heavy bombers going in to kill your fun by destroying your ability to launch in your uber spits, Tempest, and L-gays.

A dream where any furballer attempting to shoot us down is met with a hail of .50BMG fire and sent plumeting down to your death in a ball of fire.

A dream where the only sound heard at the end of the night is the heavy drone of big four engined bombers cruising over what is left of your pathetic little airfields that are in complete ruin.

A dream where all you see in the message buffer is "so in so landed 5 kills in a B-24, or so in so landed 10 kills in a Lancaster"

A dream where the furballers realise the futility of their actions and go to the DA and play their stupid little games and leave the real war to the people that want to play every aspect of the game.

A dream where the game is played for the sake of the GAME!!!!!!!


I HAVE A DREAM...AND I WILL SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!:aok
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: hubsonfire on October 13, 2005, 05:08:02 PM
Forgive me for pointing this out, but, only a small minority of toolshedders can actually read, and none of them have posted yet. After mostly denying that they do what they do simply to to upset the rest of us, I doubt they'll come running to show how much the opposite is actually true.

Cue the BoPs...
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: FBBone on October 13, 2005, 05:15:42 PM
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A dream where the furballers realise the futility of their actions and go to the DA and play their stupid little games and leave the real war to the people that want to play every aspect of the game.



REALLY????   Were in a REAL war?  in that case......................... ..

"So long Honey, I'm off to "war".  Don't hesitate to re-marry in case I "die" in the "war".":rofl :noid
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Hornet33 on October 13, 2005, 07:21:35 PM
I will pledge my alligence to any and all toolshedding, land grabbing, dive buff bombing, people of any country who wish to join forces to rid the MA of the "furballer scourge" for good.

We the toolshedders of AH2 can win if we work together.

I have flown to the top of the mountain and have seen what is possible, and it is good:aok
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: DipStick on October 13, 2005, 07:48:32 PM
Let's see your vision...

An arena where:

...there are no fights or fighter planes.

....only bombers fly around porking undefended bases.

.....where less and less people show up due to boring gameplay.

......no thanks.

The whole point of Morph's post has indeed been made. Troll on. ;)
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 13, 2005, 08:05:07 PM
Actually I like the idea.
would add a new dynamic tothe game.
Since they will be upping from farther back they will have to get more alt
Resulting in... High alt bombers!

And since there will be more of them we will habve more people up Buff hunting.
Imagine that. Buff hunting buffs at high alt.
Just like they did in real life.

Oh the horror


Im no buff driver but I say Bomb away boys.
If the whiners really want to stop you they might do something radical like..shoot you down before you get to target.

imagine that. such forward thinking that people might actually take off in search of bombers to kill.
some could even probably earn a pretty good living that way

And Holy moly I just had another thought. You might actually start seeing whole squadrons of fighters going after bomber formations. and the next thing ya know those bomber formations might start taking along escorts. And the next thing ya know you may see aireal battles consisting of Fighters going after bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the fighters that are going after the bombers.

Oh oh what a terrible game it would be then
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: DipStick on October 13, 2005, 08:20:30 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Actually I like the idea.
would add a new dynamic tothe game.
Since they will be upping from farther back they will have to get more alt
Resulting in... High alt bombers!

And since there will be more of them we will habve more people up Buff hunting.
Imagine that. Buff hunting buffs at high alt.
Just like they did in real life.

Oh the horror


Im no buff driver but I say Bomb away boys.
If the whiners really want to stop you they might do something radical like..shoot you down before you get to target.

imagine that. such forward thinking that people might actually take off in search of bombers to kill.
some could even probably earn a pretty good living that way

And Holy moly I just had another thought. You might actually start seeing whole squadrons of fighters going after bomber formations. and the next thing ya know those bomber formations might start taking along escorts. And the next thing ya know you may see aireal battles consisting of Fighters going after bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the bombers and fighters going after the fighters that are going after the fighters that are going after the bombers.

Oh oh what a terrible game it would be then

Yup... boring as hell. :eek:
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: jaxxo on October 13, 2005, 08:58:50 PM
high alt bombers rule..egg away i say..bring back precision bombing as well and i would like it even more. The overwheming safety in numbers noe buff la7 attack is a little old. Trust me i do try and defend fields (ask shawk or any SE member) so i know what happens as the norm in a field capture.
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 13, 2005, 09:03:16 PM
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Originally posted by DipStick
Yup... boring as hell. :eek:


It would then actually be what so many before have claimed the game is "supposed" to be about.

WWII air to air combat
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Cooley on October 13, 2005, 09:07:14 PM
Hornet, If ya like I'll let ya know when im ib to pork one of your fields,

I'll be sure not to auger, so you can have the oppurtunity to kill me

Should be ez for you since im a so called "Toolshedder"

see ya up there  :aok
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Donzo on October 13, 2005, 09:14:29 PM
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
Forgive me for pointing this out, but, only a small minority of toolshedders can actually read, and none of them have posted yet. After mostly denying that they do what they do simply to to upset the rest of us, I doubt they'll come running to show how much the opposite is actually true.

Cue the BoPs...


Here I come!

I bomb FH's on occasion...so what?   If you want it to stop, try taking out the BH's.   Better yet, come on up and shoot me down before I get over target...I got some .50 cal's waitin for ya :D
Title: Re: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Masherbrum on October 13, 2005, 10:22:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hornet33
Calling all toolshedders who like to fly hours on end blowing hangers up. In response to the impending porking of troops and ords at the forward fields to impede base captures, I recomend the following. Up heavies and kill all FH's on the front lines as often as you can. Launch from far back and get alt, kill every FH you see. There will be NO furballing allowed:rofl


Pretty ridiculous huh?????:O


You put the "Tool" in Toolshed.

Karaya
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: FiLtH on October 14, 2005, 09:48:34 AM
Amen Dred.
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: T0J0 on October 14, 2005, 09:56:13 AM
actually he put troll in trollshed!
You fish cant read...
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: storch on October 14, 2005, 10:19:25 AM
no call to arms necessary.  in fact you guys are so annoying some of us started a squad dedicated primarily to keeping your numbers down. lawd knows you reproduce like roaches.  dantoo got pregnant once and new buffys appear every single day.  lately we at ZG-1 "buff hunters" have been remiss in the performance of our dedicated mission but I think we will once again up the mighty 110 and scourge the cartoon skies of rookchesspieceland from the blight of the mindless mostly bish buff tards.
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: ColKLink on October 14, 2005, 10:38:37 AM
My only question is this, WHAT ABOUT THE SHEEP?:( that should be about 20 redicules posts ive posted, 80 more and i make the team right??? :confused:
Title: toolsheddin
Post by: jollyFE on October 14, 2005, 10:50:27 AM
As a proud toolshedder, HO'r, cherrpickin vulcher, I take much offense to the "cue the BoPs" remark posted earlier.  Not all BoPs fall into this category.  Many of them love to furball but support squaddies who ask for help.  A few of us(myself included) like killin hangers, vulchin and HO whenever we can.  In fact I wish I was a better toolsheder and would like any pointers that you guys can offer.  

I intend to double my efforts to toolshed as much as possible and I challenge all of you to stop me.

muhahahaha


:rolleyes: jolly
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: Lye-El on October 14, 2005, 11:51:43 AM
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Originally posted by bopeep
My only question is this, WHAT ABOUT THE SHEEP?:( that should be about 20 redicules posts ive posted, 80 more and i make the team right??? :confused:


Do with them what you will.
Title: Calling all Toolshedders
Post by: uberhun on October 14, 2005, 11:58:52 AM
Toolshedding is a respectable venture in this virtual community, and should be recognized as the primary goal.:aok