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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: jaxxo on October 13, 2005, 09:05:28 PM
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im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.
(bb in a few):mad: :o
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jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D
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i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?
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on the real..i will actually try your technique and let u know how it goes..:aok
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just make sure those are not boys dressed up like girls :aok
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Originally posted by jaxxo
i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?
nah...trying using your impressive AH stats...chicks dig that stuff.:aok
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look at my stats lol..
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Originally posted by mechanic
jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D
you trying to get him married or laid?
ROFL, nice guys finish last.
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Walk up to a woman and say "Are your boobs sticking out or are you happy to see me?"
Also telling them they have big breasts and you would like to feel them works also.
last resort is to tell them you are looking for models for an ad agency and she looks good enough to be one (this one could get you laid)
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rofl...
Jaxxo's young enough to be with chicks who already know they got nice tits. Him telling them is a sign of despair. Most girls I know will do one of two things, or both ... Slap you or dump their drink on you. Then laugh. You take a girl home on the first night, its because she's a slut. Sluts dont want to be treated nice. They want to be treated like sluts.
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Mmmmm....sluts...
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Originally posted by Morpheus
You take a girl home on the first night, its because she's a slut. Sluts dont want to be treated nice. They want to be treated like sluts.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
that's sig line material :lol
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Originally posted by jaxxo
im actually going out and drinking beers with girls.
Going out with the girls, what are you gonna do swap recipes?
:aok
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Originally posted by TW9
!!!NOOOooo L1sT3n 2 TE3Dub!! Sp33K TeH L33T!! ANd L1cK 1T B4 JOOo St1Ck IT!!!!!
:rofl :rofl :lol :lol :aok
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Originally posted by jaxxo
im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.
(bb in a few):mad: :o
When you take em home, be sure and proudly display your joystick
and "way cool" flying goggles :aok
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you mean you're giving up men for good!?
(sam)
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Last time I was behind a woman I forgot I wasn't in AH & started making Hispano sounds. She said "What ARE you doing?"& I replied "RTB, Winchester". I obviously need professional help.
-MI-{Shillelagh}
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HAHAHAH you all fell for it!!! You actually think jaxxo is going out with girls, let alone leaving the house:huh
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U dweebs are hornier than I am................Not! "Where's my beotches?" :D
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Originally posted by jaxxo
i thought i would use the old drunken "u smell good" technique..no?
OR
"Damn, you sure got a pretty mouth"
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woah! a night Jaxxo can't shoot me down, gota be a sign from god
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Just make shure if you get a steady girl she plays AH like my wife HTRmama. :)
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Originally posted by MOIL
OR
"Damn, you sure got a pretty mouth"
or
"Do you want top or bottom" :aok :O :huh
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Originally posted by jaxxo
im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.
(bb in a few):mad: :o
jaxxo might actully get some tush? wow yea welcome to my world buddy :):D
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So I figure I'll jump on the bandwagon and give Jax some dating advice to get him the hell out of this game.
On the first merge you'll want to really set the pace right. Be sure to dive early to show her you're a real threat, as trick merges don't work as well in drinking environments. If you're really on the ball go ahead and chop throttle on the dive, but these fight can be long and you're probably better off holding back a little E for when you lose your advantage. If you're merging into a 2v1 note that you'll need to handle this differntly then in AH, as enguaging only 1 target at a time may encourage the other to simply take a pass on you and allow the first for a disenguage.
After the merge just don't start doing rolling scissors. These look really dumb when you don't have a plane. Getting girls is easier with a read and react strategy then trying to control the fight. Right after the merge you'll want to find something she's interested in, then try to fight her fight. Descriptive conversation is best, showing her you have style beyond the ability to do the basic maneuvers.
If things start going bad just pull in your flaps while nose high, then dive to the deck and crawl away while you're below eye-level. It may look stupid, but if you film it we'll all laugh at you.
-p.
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Originally posted by pellik
So I figure I'll jump on the bandwagon and give Jax some dating advice to get him the hell out of this game.
On the first merge you'll want to really set the pace right. Be sure to dive early to show her you're a real threat, as trick merges don't work as well in drinking environments. If you're really on the ball go ahead and chop throttle on the dive, but these fight can be long and you're probably better off holding back a little E for when you lose your advantage. If you're merging into a 2v1 note that you'll need to handle this differntly then in AH, as enguaging only 1 target at a time may encourage the other to simply take a pass on you and allow the first for a disenguage.
After the merge just don't start doing rolling scissors. These look really dumb when you don't have a plane. Getting girls is easier with a read and react strategy then trying to control the fight. Right after the merge you'll want to find something she's interested in, then try to fight her fight. Descriptive conversation is best, showing her you have style beyond the ability to do the basic maneuvers.
If things start going bad just pull in your flaps while nose high, then dive to the deck and crawl away while you're below eye-level. It may look stupid, but if you film it we'll all laugh at you.
-p.
screw all that just go for the ho
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Originally posted by mechanic
jaxxo man just remember to act like you dont care about the girls but when you look at them make the sun beam out of your face. its the only way. and talk about her hair or her shoes before anything else :D
I always had good luck with "Oh come on... for you it's a few moments of unpleasantness, for me it's the memory of a lifetime". :D
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Originally posted by Morpheus
you trying to get him married or laid?
ROFL, nice guys finish last.
like i said in another thread, one day your little world will come crashing down around you .
sluts? you really think?
so treat em mean, keep em keen, i see.
your a loser man, and believe me when i say this, you will end up very lonely.
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LOL finky, you know what they say about em right?
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl.
Or do you think she's going home with a strange man on the first night because she's just that good at judging character?
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!!!NOOOooo L1sT3n 2 TE3Dub!! Sp33K TeH L33T!! ANd L1cK 1T B4 JOOo St1Ck IT!!!!!
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Originally posted by jaxxo
im actually going out and drinking beers with girls. IM skipping ah tonight.
Your a lesbian?
(bb in a few):mad: :o
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well i met the girl from work out, she was wearing some weird get up..made her look like an mc hammer dancer...and dumb as a box of rox..her friend was cool though and had on a "melon inspector" tshirt. my date grabbed her (the inspector) massive cannons and than i got a turn :) my date wasnt too happy about that so i said f it and got wasted lol. Apparently she drove me home..got a smooch and said goodnight ..not 2 bad for first date ( ironic that the boobs i felt were her friends)
logged on pretty smashed and let everyone cherrypick me ..alcohol and sa is not a good mix :D
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wtfg on copping a feel:aok
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Originally posted by jaxxo
well i met the girl from work out, she was wearing some weird get up..made her look like an mc hammer dancer...and dumb as a box of rox..her friend was cool though and had on a "melon inspector" tshirt. my date grabbed her (the inspector) massive cannons and than i got a turn :) my date wasnt too happy about that so i said f it and got wasted lol. Apparently she drove me home..got a smooch and said goodnight ..not 2 bad for first date ( ironic that the boobs i felt were her friends)
logged on pretty smashed and let everyone cherrypick me ..alcohol and sa is not a good mix :D
jaxxo... we want the truth... and nothing but the truth k?
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Originally posted by TW9
!!!NOOOooo L1sT3n 2 TE3Dub!! Sp33K TeH L33T!! ANd L1cK 1T B4 JOOo St1Ck IT!!!!!
Originally posted by jaxxo
well i met the girl from work out, she was wearing some weird get up..made her look like an mc hammer dancer...and dumb as a box of rox..her friend was cool though and had on a "melon inspector" tshirt. my date grabbed her (the inspector) massive cannons and than i got a turn :) my date wasnt too happy about that so i said f it and got wasted lol. Apparently she drove me home..got a smooch and said goodnight ..not 2 bad for first date ( ironic that the boobs i felt were her friends)
logged on pretty smashed and let everyone cherrypick me ..alcohol and sa is not a good mix :D
!!!BAAAAAaa JOOOoo StHuP1D N0oB!!! JOOoo D1dNt L1sT3n 2 Te3DuB!!! 1f JOOoo Sp0Ke TeH L33t Sp33K JOOoo W0u1d H@v3 G0t M0re THaN A B00oob!!!
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Originally posted by Morpheus
LOL finky, you know what they say about em right?
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl.
Or do you think she's going home with a strange man on the first night because she's just that good at judging character?
:aok
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Originally posted by megadud
that's sig line material :lol
More like what you see on CH200 every day; though "sluts" can be replaced with "noobs," "furballers," "toolshedders," and "HO dweebs."
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Originally posted by OOZ662
More like what you see on CH200 every day; though "sluts" can be replaced with "noobs," "furballers," "toolshedders," and "HO dweebs."
no! you're wrong! thanks for playing :aok
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Oh no
and i thought wow i got an assist on jaxxo, now you nullify that !!!