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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tac on April 08, 2001, 12:04:00 AM
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Seen any good ones around? Post em here!
"Lord please protect me from your followers"
"Keep honking, im reloading"
"Mommy, what were trees like?"
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference"
"My high school kid beat up your honor roll student"
"Support your local Sherriff! Buy Donut bonds!"
My fave:
"To fly is fine, to hover, Divine!"
"PMS squeak on the wheel, feeling lucky punk?"
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Originally posted by Tac:
Seen any good ones around? Post em here!
"Keep honking, im reloading"
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference"
"My high school kid beat up your honor roll student"
"PMS squeak on the wheel, feeling lucky punk?"
Strange TAC.. have I not seen you on the anti-gun side of the fence?
Originally posted by Tac:
I am a firm supporter of a TOTAL gun Ban. Any person not in the military or police should not have a gun. Should not be allowed to buy a gun or be allowed to keep it.
Why do you consider these to be some of the best?
You have picked two that give referance to shooting or using weapons, one that pseudo quotes Dirty Hairy right before he shoots someone with his .44 Magnum, and one more that advocates school violence.
You see, it is you mixed up people with conflicting views on reality that cause handgun violence.
I own a few handguns. I would never make joking threats of violence in any sentance that was even near the word gun. Unfortunately, you obviously would.
Owning a handgun, or any gun for that matter is my RIGHT as an American. Police are not everywhere at all times, and personal protection is your right also.
What would you do if 6 men wanted to beat you up and rape your wife in your own home? If you had no gun, you would probably have not much chance to defend yourself. Too bad you asked to get the guns banned.
Unless you anti-gun people are going to PAY for me to have an ARMED gaurd 24-7, don't tell me I can't have a gun to defend myself if I have to.
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Midnight
13th TAS[/i]
midnight@13thtas.com
"You tell them I'm coming.. And Hell's coming with me!" -Kurt Russel Tombstone
[This message has been edited by Midnight (edited 04-08-2001).]
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The best one I have seen was:
"CAUTION: I swerve for small animals, they're harder to hit."
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One bumper sticker I remember well, saw it on a truck in NC,not funny but classy:
It was a Confederate flag with the words :"Pride not Hate"
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my fav
"Proud owner of a bumper sticker"
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Oh for god sakes midnight......
i personally like a bumper sticker that i found up here in Canada where I live...
"What the hell's a canadian??!!"
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Midnight, being against something does not collide with my sense of humor. Some of those are funny stickers (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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again: "Proud Parents of a 'D' Student"
made it myself. got the idea from a Smashing Pumpkins video
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btw , smashing pumpkins is a band LOL
lots of old farts in here Animal ,, umm like me (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Smashing pupmkins WAS a band, now they broke up...I hope Corrigan doesent try and go solo..im getting tired of hearing him screech.
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"So many cats so few recipies"
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"Horn Broken, watch for finger"
"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot "
"Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips"
"Illiterate? Call This Number for Help..."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home"
"Your kid may be an honour student but your still an idiot"
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"You're a Feminist? Isn't that cuuute...!"
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Forgot one
"Gun controll is being able to hit your target"
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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puh-lease, midnight...
"If you can read this, you're too close."
"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!"
"My other car is also a Porsche."
(yes, yes, it's from A Douglas Adams book, but I love it nonetheless.)
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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"E's bound to be guilty, or 'e wouldn't be 'ere!
Starboard gun! FIRE
Shootings to good for 'im, kick the louse out!
Port gun! FIRE"
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Saw this on a female Officers ticket book.
I have PMS ESP and a gun. That makes me an armed squeak that knows everything.
Also on other side of it
49%squeak 51% Sweetheart, don't push your luck.
On my old ticket book was:
Yes as a matter of fact, I DO own the whole damn road.
Saw a couple more.
So many cats, so few recipes.
My ex wifes other car is a broom.
Mav (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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" I brake for tailgaters "
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If animals weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat ?
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BORN AGAIN PAGAN
Reality is for those Lacking imagination
Witches Parking Only, All others Will be Toad
My other Car is a broom.
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From the movie "Spaceballs"
Bumper sticker on a starship :
I <heart> Uranus
Great movie too... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Jesus saves, they pass it to Hull, he shoots, he scores!
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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
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".... And on the eighth day, God created beer. "
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I swerve for EP-3s