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Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: cav58d on October 23, 2005, 10:49:54 PM
Lets hear some of your best stories of people accusing you of cheating?

One of my personal favs was when I was flying a 262....totally snuck up on a P-38L...Knew he wasnt checking his six so i slowed up and trailed him D200 for labout 30 seconds...finally put 2 30 mm's into him and he exploded....Immediately I was accused on channel 200 of using special codes to shoot long distance...Supposively I took my shots from 1.5k out...what a dweeb
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Larry on October 23, 2005, 11:00:35 PM
IN
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Tails on October 23, 2005, 11:16:31 PM
Gamer Speak: OMG WTF YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!11!1 HAXXOR!!!

Translation: Wow! You defeated me so quickly and effeciently that I am at a loss for words.

I think I've only ever once been accused of cheating. Something along the lines of 'P-38's cant do that!!' But it was a while ago.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Morpheus on October 23, 2005, 11:20:32 PM
shot someone down in a manned ack right after they vulched me. He quickly came over vox and proceded to chew me out for taking off in my invisible plane and shooting him down.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: ghi on October 23, 2005, 11:55:23 PM
last evening i seen a base flashing close to HQ, i was thinking about NOE bombers, and checked it, but was a frinikg tiger on the base, 8-9 sectors away from the closest enemy base.
     SkyRook nailed him , was some guy CANNON something,not sure
  I don't undestand how did he get there,
Maybe rooks are working on new secret wepons "Philadelfia Experiment", teleporting, UFo  krap:(
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: FBBone on October 24, 2005, 12:06:34 AM
Was able to loop inside of a Tempest in my F6F and put a long burst into the cockpit, enemy dead.  Got a private text cryINg about me cheating since he exploded and I didn't have cannons:eek:
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: ghi on October 24, 2005, 12:06:54 AM
i forgot, the best fun shooting cheaters was last year during con . I shoot down in flak panzer about 40-50 flying PTboats:)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Edbert on October 24, 2005, 07:36:01 AM
I only hope to one day get good enough to be called a cheater.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Max on October 24, 2005, 08:05:39 AM
Thought the very mention of this subject was strictly VERBOTTEN.

DmdMax
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Flayed1 on October 24, 2005, 09:00:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ghi
i forgot, the best fun shooting cheaters was last year during con . I shoot down in flak panzer about 40-50 flying PTboats:)


  Ahh yes the cheating flying PT boats... HiTech really needs to come up with a better cheat cause I shot his boat down 5 times in a row with my B26's and landed....  We need a special kill message for killing members of the staff.


  I love it when people accuse me of pulling my cable whether i'm warping or not.
 I think it may have a bad effect on my game play if I were to pull my... ummm...  56K "CABLE" out of the back of my comp. :rofl
  I keep getting this no dial tone message when ever that happens. :D
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: JB66 on October 24, 2005, 01:49:29 PM
Tails made me think of this...
 
Flash animation...Fairly fast on a 1.5 mbps dl.

http://www.pwned.nl/

Soda72 posted it on our squad forum.

Some of the language may not be approiate for younger ears.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: rod367th on October 24, 2005, 01:58:47 PM
does catching a real cheater count? for as long as i've been here only caught 1 real cheater and that was ah1.................some things i sent in come to find out was bugs not cheats.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: mussie on October 24, 2005, 02:18:10 PM
That was a crackup JB :aok
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 24, 2005, 02:20:32 PM
Back in AH1...
Spawncamping in my tiger at a vh. Did it for a few hours. Many a whine. Was on pizza map I believe.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: animal42 on October 24, 2005, 02:39:25 PM
:) I was flyin' a Tiffie and shot down Artlaw and a couple of his buds who were in A10s I think, was a while ago. He actualy got on voice:cry and told me my Tiffie was magick:lol
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: parin on October 24, 2005, 03:23:43 PM
Went afk on climbout for a quick smoke came back at 20k ran into a P38 merged he lost went straight  down I did same zero g dive he was shallow.
Caught him killed him.

Private text "parin you Fing cheater I am reporting you to HTC NO WAY F6F can out dive I a P38J!!!"
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: ClevMan on October 24, 2005, 04:24:22 PM
I was in  the middle of a big furball one night a couple months ago, and I killed a KI84 after he overshot me...  Next thing I know, he's on 200 crying about me going underground by pulling my cable modem out and reinserting it...  Whatever, I had been in the game a total on 4 weeks and had no idea what he was talking about.  I squelched him, but my squaddies told me that he cried for AN HOUR just about that...  What a friggin loser!  Get some skills and then come back and fight me...  I mustg admit, I wore the "C" on my chest proudly that night...
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Slash27 on October 24, 2005, 04:34:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by animal42
:) I was flyin' a Tiffie and shot down Artlaw and a couple of his buds who were in A10s I think, was a while ago. He actualy got on voice:cry and told me my Tiffie was magick:lol



I would be more impressed by them being in Warthogs:D
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: EagleEyes on October 24, 2005, 04:59:04 PM
Never been accused of cheating!  Cuz i usually get my butt kicked so they are the ones doing the butt kicken, not me! lol!  Im sure i have, just dont remember!  Why waste my brain power of trying to rememeber when some newbie was mad because i shot him down!
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: viper215 on October 24, 2005, 05:32:23 PM
               : there no way your la7 can go 300mph

               : theres no way u can kill a tiger from point blank range

               : a6ms dont turn THAT good

               : how did u kill me with 2 shows in a 262

lol the list is endless

killed someones m16 and he called me a dweeb
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: LYNX on October 24, 2005, 06:25:06 PM
Was at 10k in b26's porking field dars when a guy in a 110 takes off and comes after me.  One whole sector it seemed he's about 100 ft below and 800ft back firing like mad and missing.  Whacked his slow sorry arse with 1 second of tail guns.  

He privates me "cheating *&^%$.  People like you ruin this game u &^%$, I put loads of ammo in u" ......blahblah for about 20 min.

When I left the game I checked out this guys score and his hit % was 3 point something :rofl
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: FuBaR on October 24, 2005, 06:41:24 PM
being shot down, then spawning onto runway and having 3 buffs die giving 3 proxies...so landing 3 kills within 5 seconds of being shot down. Been accused of cheating for that several times.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: TW9 on October 24, 2005, 06:53:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ClevMan
I was in  the middle of a big furball one night a couple months ago, and I killed a KI84 after he overshot me...  Next thing I know, he's on 200 crying about me going underground by pulling my cable modem out and reinserting it...  Whatever, I had been in the game a total on 4 weeks and had no idea what he was talking about.  I squelched him, but my squaddies told me that he cried for AN HOUR just about that...  What a friggin loser!  Get some skills and then come back and fight me...  I mustg admit, I wore the "C" on my chest proudly that night...


rofl u sure u killed that ki84 u maggot :aok

Well LOokiE what we have here (http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/11/KI84-5kills.2.ahf)

didnt think i'd have to post this old one but ya brought it up champ :D
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: ghi on October 24, 2005, 07:11:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by TW9
rofl u sure u killed that ki84 u maggot :aok

Well LOokiE what we have here (http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/11/KI84-5kills.2.ahf)

didnt think i'd have to post this old one but ya brought it up champ :D


Best one in this thread, wtg TW9,
"maggot "lmao:rofl
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: kevykev56 on October 24, 2005, 07:46:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by TW9
rofl u sure u killed that ki84 u maggot :aok

Well LOokiE what we have here (http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/11/KI84-5kills.2.ahf)

didnt think i'd have to post this old one but ya brought it up champ :D





:rofl :rofl Having your chest pounding thread jammed back in your face...Priceless:rofl :rofl

Perfect example of how things dont always appear the same on each side of the fence.


_____________________________ __________

Dive a Hurri2c from 10k get about 450mph and saddle up on an LA7....the crys will start to come in quick....thats my favorite :aok
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: ClevMan on October 24, 2005, 09:18:24 PM
I remember you, TW9, and yes, I remember fighting you, but you weren't the case I was talking about.  I do remember you accusing me of cheating, but that was sometime after I had joined, not the case to which I was referring.  As I recall, you never overshot, and you did kill me.  The case I was referring to was before  I was in a squad, and my squaddies remember that night.  Also, you and I argued about it for some time, and I never squelched you.  But, if you feel you must resort to calling names, then so be it.  I have no problem with you or your flying, although I do take some exception to being called "maggot."  You do your thing and I'll do mine, buddy...  I was just wondering, though, how do you know that pulling the modem cable allows you to cheat??>
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: TW9 on October 24, 2005, 09:29:45 PM
oh so another ki84 accused u off pulling too.. k gotcha :aok
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Bronk on October 24, 2005, 09:47:39 PM
HMMM very

INteresting film.


Bronk
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Wolfala on October 25, 2005, 12:59:06 AM
Tonight - I was in a P38L, had a load of rockets and bombs. Had a AR234 on the water heading straight toward me. So I dropped the bombs - went nose on. Put my rockets in front - with 50 cal on him - saw some impacts with the 50s but the rockets came damn close - if they didnt hit him they sure hit close with the water. Vaporized instantly - wish I had the video but had about 6 witness's.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: gofaster on October 25, 2005, 03:30:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by TW9
oh so another ki84 accused u off pulling too.. k gotcha :aok


Am I the only one who heard the unmistakable sound of warping in that dogfight film?

Also, if you lower your landing gear, you won't break your wings. :lol
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: dedalos on October 25, 2005, 04:04:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LYNX
Was at 10k in b26's porking field dars when a guy in a 110 takes off and comes after me.  One whole sector it seemed he's about 100 ft below and 800ft back firing like mad and missing.  Whacked his slow sorry arse with 1 second of tail guns.  

He privates me "cheating *&^%$.  People like you ruin this game u &^%$, I put loads of ammo in u" ......blahblah for about 20 min.

When I left the game I checked out this guys score and his hit % was 3 point something :rofl


That means you took atlist 36 20mms and 7 30mms.  He was right, you should be dead :lol

JK
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: tatertot on October 25, 2005, 09:08:52 PM
omg this thread is to small for me to tell how many ways or people who have accused !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! besides it will get locked.How many can say they even get a email from the bosses on it :)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Jackal1 on October 25, 2005, 10:33:43 PM
;)

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091771780_killsroll.jpg )

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091758146_killtext.jpg )
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Wolfala on October 26, 2005, 02:19:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
;)

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091771780_killsroll.jpg )

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091758146_killtext.jpg )


DA vultch fest?
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: moot on October 26, 2005, 03:24:57 AM
buff bail bug
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Jackal1 on October 26, 2005, 06:14:18 AM
Quote
Originally posted by moot
buff bail bug


Yep, had something to do with the gunner I think.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: slimm50 on October 26, 2005, 08:04:59 AM
I'm such a poor pilot, I'm surprised noone ever accused me of cheating just to get IN  the game.:o
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: vatiAH on October 26, 2005, 08:56:42 AM
Hey TW,

   I'm not really sticking up for Clevmn but you might want to check out all the other guys who warped at that moment.   Looked like a server burp to me.   If you look around at the moment he warped you will see a bunch of others doing the squiggle all over the place.    No disrespect to you, I know your a hell of a pilot, but he didn't pull a cable.    

Vati
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: YUCCA on October 26, 2005, 01:08:36 PM
Which one?  I got a guy on my arse about it every other night then everyother month someone sends a film in of me lmao.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Morpheus on October 26, 2005, 01:10:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
;)

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091771780_killsroll.jpg )

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1091758146_killtext.jpg )


lol nice
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: viper215 on October 26, 2005, 03:16:13 PM
any perks ?? lol
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Jackal1 on October 26, 2005, 05:02:26 PM
LOL
When it happened I e-mailed Skuzz the info and aksed for him to adjust the score to one kill, which he did.
The funny thing was, Kimber didn`t have a prob with it. We both thought it was pretty funny. Oh...but the whines and accusations  on open channel were pure magic. :)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: viper215 on October 26, 2005, 05:05:44 PM
was this in the MA or the DA?
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Jackal1 on October 26, 2005, 07:10:49 PM
MA.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: TW9 on October 26, 2005, 09:18:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
Am I the only one who heard the unmistakable sound of warping in that dogfight film?

Also, if you lower your landing gear, you won't break your wings. :lol


Lost one of my gears about 4:20 into film

Quote
Originally posted by vatiAH
Hey TW,

   I'm not really sticking up for Clevmn but you might want to check out all the other guys who warped at that moment.   Looked like a server burp to me.   If you look around at the moment he warped you will see a bunch of others doing the squiggle all over the place.    No disrespect to you, I know your a hell of a pilot, but he didn't pull a cable.    

Vati


film wasnt really to show he warped but that it differed from the way he described it :) ..
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: JAZBO1 on October 27, 2005, 09:44:25 AM
I have a question. This cable pulling thing. I dont see how this works. My cable thats plugged into the back of my puter was bad at onetime and once in a while I'd bump the puter and lose conection and it almost immedatily boot me outta the game every time. Oh BTW I have replaced this cable before anyone gets the idea Im warping because of it:)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Slash27 on October 27, 2005, 10:43:53 AM
Ive never put much merit in the "cable yanking " stuff. I just dont buy it.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: uberhun on October 27, 2005, 05:53:12 PM
I remember when I cheated on my first wife. I got some deep sense of satisfaction. As far as this game goes nope!:aok
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Lye-El on October 28, 2005, 04:42:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
Ive never put much merit in the "cable yanking " stuff. I just dont buy it.


I don't either. Just surfing this board, one time it's quick, the next time is slow. With the ocassional "Server timed out."
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: fuzeman on October 28, 2005, 06:07:14 PM
I was on my honeymoon and there was this waitress........

Ooops , wrong cheat

 :)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: pellik on October 28, 2005, 06:55:00 PM
I used to get 4 or 5 calls of BS a day turning my PL/PJ on the deck with flaps out. People have seemed to accept that it's not BS now, and instead I get told how lucky I am after almost every enguagement. I'm really lucky.
Title: missing the good ol days
Post by: goody on July 19, 2006, 07:25:39 AM
Sitting in the tower one day having a beer, not hurting anybody all of sudden the base starts flashing, so jumped into a feild gun(dont drink and fly bad for the rank) here comes a low 51 strait towards the feild. I hit him about 1.5 k out, for the next 20 min all i heard from him was how "there were no planes around him that it was cheating, how aces was going delete my account, how they were going purge my account for thrid party programs, and that i was a loser. Tried to tell him how i killed him but i was just a lair then. maybe some day we can have fun again :(
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Masherbrum on July 19, 2006, 07:41:57 AM
IN!
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: SirLoin on July 19, 2006, 08:11:43 AM
My ex is a great cable yanker
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: OOZ662 on July 19, 2006, 08:17:25 AM
I found three old squaddies in this thread...that's not a good sign... :rofl
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: tatertot on July 19, 2006, 08:31:33 AM
before this gets locked!!1 been acussed more than once of gun conver alteration (not true) just know the tragetary   :D
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Masherbrum on July 19, 2006, 08:34:59 AM
I was called a "cheater" for outturning an La7 OTD, in a Ta-152.   2 La's approached, I shot one down, and turned about 3 times with this cat.   I pinged him, he ended up crashing on the runway (I got his elevators).   Ohh, boy was he pissed.   A shame, he at least turned the La7 in the MA.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Vad on July 19, 2006, 08:49:35 AM
Couple of months ago I met one of the top pilots, let him nameless, in MA. I was in Ki, he was in La7, we both we low and fast. After long 1v1 fight I lost flaps, oil, something else, but killed him. And what I saw on 200:
", great fight! How you could do that? Perhaps, because I am drunk today"

Complete BS and groundless insinuation! Cheap excuse! I am not a cheater, I never fly sober!
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: thndregg on July 19, 2006, 08:52:38 AM
While cruising along at 10K in B26's, I noticed a 109 creeping up to my low 6 to 7:00, in a gentle climb. I watched him through my left blister gun, and when he got within 800 under my 7:00 I popped off a few leading shots down to him. Two flashes and his right wing fell off. Then came the cheating rant.
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: OOZ662 on July 19, 2006, 09:09:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by tatertot
before this gets locked!!


If it's been open for over a year, it's not gonna get locked. :rofl
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Jackal1 on July 19, 2006, 09:20:16 AM
Actualy, just to have been safe, instead of it being entitled "Cheating Stories" it hsould have been named "PwNage".......or something subtle like that.  :)
Title: Cheating Stories
Post by: Max on July 19, 2006, 09:22:16 AM
Quote
Originally posted by OOZ662
If it's been open for over a year, it's not gonna get locked. :rofl


Wanna bet? See rules #8 & #13

Muahahaha!