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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: lazs2 on October 31, 2005, 07:17:49 AM
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No... that fluff isn't making your butt look fat....
It is all the cheetos and ho ho's that you are stuffing down your throat out of boredom that is making your butt look fat.
here is a clue... If what you like doing in AH gives you enough time to go to the fridge and make a sandwich or open up another bag of cheetos and pour a soda... You are playing fat.
Noble Furballers stay sleek... they have no time to scarf down everything in the house..
new pants getting a little tight again allready? get out of that fluff and into a real plane before all your friggin arteries clog up worse than a sewer line in a mexican resteraunt.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged
I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!
(http://www.classicgaming.com/saturn/content/features/previews/propeller_arena/images/pizzafat.jpg)
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damn westy... I rarely spit my coffee but.... not only did I spit it but that stuff is hot when you spill it.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Hey Eskimo...How's that Lazscaster comin' along?
:cry
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Hehehe...Augustas! You'll ruin your water shed Wonka!
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Originally posted by Westy
Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged
I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!
(http://www.classicgaming.com/saturn/content/features/previews/propeller_arena/images/pizzafat.jpg)
All right, that's it! I did not give permission for my picture to be used on tis thread!
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Lazs the fitness guru randomly speaks at AH conventions about proper fitness.
Below is a picture from his new titled book
"The Fluffer IN you"
(http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/speakers/pics/simmons-r.jpg)
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A squaddie mentioned that he keeps a mini fridge next to his computer desk...loaded with beer and tasty snacks :aok
DmdMax
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Originally posted by Westy
Herer's a graphic for the textually challenged
I R a BOmBAR Pile-it!
(http://www.classicgaming.com/saturn/content/features/previews/propeller_arena/images/pizzafat.jpg)
I always wondered what TaterTot looked like.
to Taters and 999000, Please come back to Rooks. Pretty Please....
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Originally posted by DMax
A squaddie mentioned that he keeps a mini fridge next to his computer desk...loaded with beer and tasty snacks :aok
DmdMax
My wife wanted me to do that...i declined, 'cause I need the exercise of running up and down the stairs.
Lassie, I don't have anything against cross-dressers. Just sayin...
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just saying... noble furballers don't need to shove things into their mouths all the time to make up for joystick defieciencies or lack of skill with their tools like the fluffers do..
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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I fly buffs a lot. I weigh 160 lbs. Not long ago I used to trim trees out of powerlines. I'm not fat or fluffy. I don't fit your description of virtual buff pilots.
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Thats the picture of people who play Dungeons and dragons online
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Thats the picture of people who play Dungeons and dragons online
Don't they call that game EverQuest?
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Either way, a bunch of fat nerds play it
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I hate to be the one to say anything about the furballers and their "joystick envy", etc., but in looking at that picture I noticed that it looks like buff pilots need a special harness to hold up their "package"!:D
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I'd put up a pic of your typical furball crowd but HTC has a policy about posting pron and would probably particularly have a problem with a bunch of nekked middle aged men and boys in a Gay group circlejerk;)
::edited for clarification::
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all true.
and we get more chicks.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
all true.
and we get more chicks.
Im sorry I ment GAY Circle jerk.
Gimme a sec while I edit
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Originally posted by Morpheus
all true.
and we get more chicks.
Or perhaps you MUST have ment these.
Little worms for little birds and all that.
(http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/PPGraphics/CuteCamps.JPEG) .
Must hurt though;)
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I think you'd be breaking quite a few law's. Atleast up here in Ct. I can understand being from Jersy though, your standards would have to be dramatically lower than ours. :)
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Originally posted by Morpheus
I think you'd be breaking quite a few law's. Atleast up here in Ct. I can understand being from Jersy though, your standards would have to be dramatically lower than ours. :)
True. but I wouldnt go down without taking you guys with me.
True we do have lowers standards here in Joisey.
Blackmail is not beneith us
I would after all be using the pics taken by spy cam of you guys at your last
get together.
Question is who would get into more trouble?
Me for possessing the pictures?
Or you guys for commiting the act?
:cool:
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:rofl
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Question is who would get into more trouble?
Me for possessing the pictures?
Or you guys for commiting the act?
:cool:
I couldn't say but lemme know where you're getting gas on the way up... Watching someone from NJ try to pump their own gas will always be a simple joy of life :cool:
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Originally posted by Vudak
I couldn't say but lemme know where you're getting gas on the way up... Watching someone from NJ try to pump their own gas will always be a simple joy of life :cool:
I Making several multi day trips per year either to FLa to visit my mother or Va to visit my sister I have become quite adept at pumping my own gas.
While I dont mind it I do feel sorry for you folks though.
HAVING to pump your own gas in the rain, snow swealtering tempratures,and whatnot while here I get to stay in my nice dry climate controled vehicle while some ******* does it for me.
All the while typically paying the same or less then many of the rest of you per gallon.:aok
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
True. but I wouldnt go down without taking you guys with me.
True we do have lowers standards here in Joisey.
Blackmail is not beneith us
I would after all be using the pics taken by spy cam of you guys at your last
get together.
Question is who would get into more trouble?
Me for possessing the pictures?
Or you guys for commiting the act?
:cool:
Hmmmm depends on how you look at that last part. Lets just say I know for a fact that in Connecticut, if its your camera, and the pictures of the other person were taken with her consent, then there is nothing criminal there.
So the whole spy thing... I dont think that would count really. :)
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the AH buff pilot, 1 hand in a box of twinkies, the other on his mouse.
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Originally posted by rshubert
My wife wanted me to do that...i declined, 'cause I need the exercise of running up and down the stairs.
Lassie, I don't have anything against cross-dressers. Just sayin...
Trying to say your wife dresses up as your favorite boy toy? :eek:
Originally posted by SKJohn
I hate to be the one to say anything about the furballers and their "joystick envy", etc., but in looking at that picture I noticed that it looks like buff pilots need a special harness to hold up their "package"!:D
Only a fluffer would look at his "package". :lol
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Hmmmm depends on how you look at that last part. Lets just say I know for a fact that in Connecticut, if its your camera, and the pictures of the other person were taken with her consent, then there is nothing criminal there.
So the whole spy thing... I dont think that would count really. :)
Actually I beleive in most parts of the country pictures are perfectly legal with your consent or not. Even if they were taken through your bedroom window.
Where there are problems is if your voice is recorded without your consent;)
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LMAO!!!!
:rofl
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"it looks like buff pilots need a special harness to hold up their "package"!"
Amen to that. Without the heavy duty strapping that damn fluffer_gut would hang down to the knees.
My pleasure Lazs. I enjoy contributing in any anti-fluffer manner that I'm able to. :)
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No no no you guys have it all wrong.. We buff pilots don't use the extra time to grab a snack..... We use it to satisfy our women How do you think I ended up with 4 kids and am in great shape sex burns calories. ;)
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"satisfy our women"? First time I heard fighting with a woman over the last twinkie in the box described that way...
I can see how the neighbors might get confused tho with all the screaming and crying and all..
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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"We use it to satisfy our women ..."
Glad someone's doing it!
I understand the "F" stands for Mrs Flufferpile-it.
(http://www.getfit.ru/pic/dcontent/news.pagepublication.fat-woman-150.jpg)
(Fighter pilot preference for sheep is no surprise for sure.)
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Originally posted by lazs2
just saying... noble furballers don't need to shove things into their mouths all the time to make up for joystick defieciencies or lack of skill with their tools like the fluffers do..
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
You're right - they don't "need" too.....but I hear the BKs have a knack for wanting to shove their "nobles" in each others mouths, especially on Saturdays, after a "hot n'sweaty" "furball"....
Then I hear you guys compare "defiecienies" with the help of your fluffers?
Is that what you're getting at?....It's too early stilll...
oh well, it would explain why you guys so thin......
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Originally posted by ThunderEGG
I fly buffs a lot. I weigh 160 lbs. Not long ago I used to trim trees out of powerlines. I'm not fat or fluffy. I don't fit your description of virtual buff pilots.
Outlier.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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wafflebs...you are kind of a nasty little boy aren't you? You should maybe lay off the porn for a little bit eh?
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
wafflebs...you are kind of a nasty little boy aren't you? You should maybe lay off the porn for a little bit eh?
lazs
lol -
least I'm not spanking to a Smith and Wesson catalog.
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So the furballer/fluff argument has gone to, sexual preference, over indugence in snack foods, and some kind of squad mutual gratification technique??:huh Burn em up Lazs! I will buy a ticket when you bring this show to Chicago:rofl
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So.....
Who's bring the scales to the con?
Who's manning the booth and compiling the statistics?
Who's picking up the fluffurball prizes?
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
least I'm not spanking to a Smith and Wesson catalog.
You're not? Damn there really is something wrong with you. :eek:
I mean past the obvious of course.
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This thread is kinda interesting..... keep going.
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least I'm not spanking to a Smith and Wesson catalog.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by lazs2
If what you like doing in AH gives you enough time to go to the fridge and make a sandwich or open up another bag of cheetos and pour a soda... You are playing fat.
No no no... Just do like this after playing AH:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/palli1/health-tips.jpg)
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
You're right - they don't "need" too.....but I hear the BKs have a knack for wanting to shove their "nobles" in each others mouths, especially on Saturdays, after a "hot n'sweaty" "furball"....
LMAO!@!#@! Now that's a good 1:rofl
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
lol -
least I'm not spanking to a Smith and Wesson catalog.
LMAO
I sure hope CocaCola cleans off of monitors as easily as coffee.
:aok
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Originally posted by pallero
No no no... Just do like this after playing AH:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/palli1/health-tips.jpg)
good one but ummmm
Whoever came up with this one needs to rethink their math LOL
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I hate it when I notice I have a bugger and Im deap in a furball and there is no time to pick it out. It is at that point I start snorting abruptly trying to sock it back into the upper regions of my nasal cavity. It's quite a sight to behold.
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Lasz,
Lay off the ephedrine, that crap is addictive and will irreparably damage your liver.
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you guys seem to be implying that there is nothing erotic about a Smith and Wesson cataloge? Are you studmuffins?
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Originally posted by lazs2
you guys seem to be implying that there is nothing erotic about a Smith and Wesson cataloge? Are you studmuffins?
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
:rofl
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Originally posted by lazs2
you guys seem to be implying that there is nothing erotic about a Smith and Wesson cataloge? Are you studmuffins?
Ha! That's for little boys. It's nothing compared to the Ruger (http://www.ruger-firearms.com/) website....mmmmmmmmm, baby!!!
:D
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the ruger website has it's charm and... I have half a dozen rugers myself but... the stuff in the smith and wesson custom shop.......
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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LOL comparing a ruger to a smith is like trying to compare a Colt to a to any one of the companys who make the countless junk SAA replicas.
Ruger is nice, but they have nothing on smith.
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Ruger is nice, but they have nothing on smith.
And the rationale for that is what exactly? Both make great firearms.
One has a better overall reputation, but I would hesitate to say Ruger has NOTHING on Smith.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Ruger is nice, but they have nothing on smith.
Oh please, are you serious? No offense against S&W, but Ruger has it all over S&W. A Ruger is worth every dime you pay for it. A S&W is worth every dime a pawn shop would give you for it :D
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well.. this discussion just excluded the fatsos...
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Speaking of fatsos. how about them fat women that think they look good in a belly shirt. Women do look good in a belly shirt, IF THEY DONT WEIGH 300 POUNDS!!! Freakin fat cows moo-ing along in a belly shirt 10 sizes too small but they want to look skinny by wearing it. Heres a hint: Want to look skinny, quit eating!
Moo moo im hungry, better go to a buffet restrauant and clean them out
Moo moo im thirsty, buy me a 5 gallon bucket of big gulp so I can sit on my fat butt and watch talk shows and oprah because I am a lazy fat cow (just like oprah)
Moo moo I think I will go outside and suntan my flab. I think I will wear something that barely covers me since I know I look so good in it, even though I am a huge fat seacow and everyone that will see me in it will puke their guts up then blow their brains out because I am so ugly.
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SKJohn: "I hate to be the one to say anything about the furballers and their "joystick envy", etc., but in looking at that picture I noticed that it looks like buff pilots need a special harness to hold up their "package!"
Ummm...SKJohn, why are you checking on their "packages"? Do you fly an LA-7?
:lol
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I would bet that anyone racking up close to 10 post per day would be pretty seditary............
well, excluding his stubby little pot stirring fingers
Cmon laz2 - a few more post per day - and you can break a 10 post per day average!
we're all rooting for you!
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
I would bet that anyone racking up close to 10 post per day would be pretty seditary............
well, excluding his stubby little pot stirring fingers
Cmon laz2 - a few more post per day - and you can break a 10 post per day average!
we're all rooting for you!
:D :rofl :aok
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I figure it takes me about 30 sec to make a post. I figure it took thunder butt ten times that long to quote and put in the 3 balloon heads.
lazs
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And it took Lazs another 5 min to figure out what to post after the 3 heads....
Come on, you can do better. :D
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nope... 30 sec. and I bet I'm right about thunder butt.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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I think you meant "booger" Morpheus :)
"bugger" is something different.
Blutic