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Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: TheWobble on December 28, 2000, 06:56:00 PM: I kept my gf's cat last night and the damn thing crawled up on my desk while i was asleep and pissed all over my stick!
I am ready to skin and eat the little basterd!.
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Toad on December 28, 2000, 07:00:00 PM: I like mine done the way you get them in a good Chinese restaurant.

Sweet and Sour Siamese is particularly good but I like General Tso's Tabby almost as much.

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Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Eagler on December 29, 2000, 11:15:00 AM: Nothing like the smell of cat piss in the morning

It's an omen, dump the girl friend (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Eagler
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: AKDejaVu on December 29, 2000, 01:49:00 PM: Had my wife's cat spray on my leg once while she was away at school. I guess it wanted more attention than I was giving it.

It sure got it.

AKDejaVu
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: funked on December 29, 2000, 02:27:00 PM: Time to put that animal down.
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: TheWobble on December 29, 2000, 02:33:00 PM: I am pretty sure that the cat got something out of the odd look of mahem on my face when i grabbed my joystick (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: easymo on December 29, 2000, 02:33:00 PM: My wife had a cat that backed up and sprayed a T bone steak I was eating, while watching TV.

I forget what that cats name was.
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Suave1 on December 29, 2000, 03:11:00 PM: "Pissing cats and the heart break they cause." Next on Boprah .
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mattibaby80 on December 30, 2000, 01:56:00 AM: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Damn theres always one interesting post in these forums, anything that will brighten up a bad day. This is one of those posts. Damn you guys, I can't stop laughing over this one!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)!!!!!!!

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Meine schwester hat keine kartoffel salat? Du bist eine lustige bube!!
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mattibaby80 on December 30, 2000, 01:57:00 AM: Who says you can't train a cat? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Meine schwester hat keine kartoffel salat? Du bist eine lustige bube!!
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: loser111 on December 30, 2000, 11:27:00 AM: TheWobble i laughed , or at least grinned, perhaps i even giggled when i saw yer post. Then i got to thinking. Maybe it thought your joystick had been marked by another cat previously, and yes its been awhile since logic 100 but here goes:

-cat's use urine to mark territory, ownership etc. Especially when it has been previously scented by another cat's urine scent.
-g/f's cat pissed on YOUR scented stick because he/she thought it smelled another cat's urine
-you, and your belongings, smell like cat piss

all in good fun TheWobble, no insult intended (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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[This message has been edited by loser111 (edited 12-30-2000).]
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Gary Coleman on December 30, 2000, 03:09:00 PM: pfftttt

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Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Eagler on December 30, 2000, 11:25:00 PM: easymo

How much A-1 steak sauce did it take after that?

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Eagler
Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Boroda on December 31, 2000, 10:11:00 AM: The most incredible reason for a computer failure that I encountered was a monkey that pissed into a monitor. Seriously. It happened to one of our clients - Moscow circus on Tsvetnoy boulevard.

Happy New Year everyone! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Pavel Pavlov,
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Title: Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ozark on December 31, 2000, 03:19:00 PM: Be sure to slow boil "little basterd" before you stick it on the grill....much more tender that way.