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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: cav58d on November 02, 2005, 03:41:41 PM
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Lets hear everyones favorite quotes
some of mine....
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."- Winston Churchill
"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it"-Winston Churchill
and my all time favorite------
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."-The American Lion =)
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"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror."
-General William Tecumseh Sherman
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"During the month of November UKNIGHTED is giving away a virtual toaster to every new member." - BBQBOB (just a few mins ago on Squad forums)
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Originally posted by navajoboy
"During the month of November UKNIGHTED is giving away a virtual toaster to every new member." - BBQBOB (just a few mins ago on Squad forums)
That's one of my favorites to. :aok
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"puffy your eye"
chinese whispered into existance from 'puff your eye up'.
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its in my sig below.:aok
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Originally posted by mechanic
"puffy your eye"
chinese whispered into existance from 'puff your eye up'.
:lol :aok
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Killnu, you may want to fix the spelling on your second "us" you have "up"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants up to be happy" -Benjamin Franklin
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Originally posted by SFCHONDO
Killnu, you may want to fix the spelling on your second "us" you have "up"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants up to be happy" -Benjamin Franklin
I kinda think it sounds better as is :D :aok
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LOL...Well ya might be right Vudak....
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Hondo your avatar never gets old. ;)
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TY Hondo. never noticed.:o
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Originally posted by SFCHONDO
Killnu, you may want to fix the spelling on your second "us" you have "up"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants up to be happy" -Benjamin Franklin
What???????
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"Lucky punk" :lol
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"My goal is to always shoot down the other plane not simply avoid it."
By Dead man flying
"Daywalker.... What am I to you? Is the enemy of my enemy my friend... or my enemy?"
By Nomak in "Blade II"
"Forever is a long long time.... and time has a way of changing things."
By Big Mamma in "The Fox and the Hound"
"Our minds are made up! Do not confuse us with the facts."
Unknown.
Dave
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"If life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has handed him vodka and have a party."
Ron White
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"Pain dont hurt"
Dalton
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also..
"Who am I?..I'm the anti-christ. Right now your telling angels in heaven you never saw death so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man that killed you."
Vincent Carconne
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There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror."
cool qoute from Sherman karnak- the very spot where this was said is about 500m from my front door- Franklin Park Conservatory, Columbus, Ohio
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"Eweergth goldepla mamnt"- Helen Keller:D
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"And when he saw what he had created he said unto himself, I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
Robert Oppenhiemer (spelling?) Trinity site 1945
"Say hello to my little friend."
Al Pachino (spelling again?) SCAR FACE
"HEY!!! OLD GUYS!!!......do these still work?"
Will Smith Men in Black
"When this is over the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell."
Chester Nimitz upon arriving in Pearl Harbor on the morning of December 8th, 1942.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by Hornet33
"When this is over the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell."
Chester Nimitz upon arriving in Pearl Harbor on the morning of December 8th, 1942.
It was 1941.
Karaya
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
It was 1941.
Karaya
Yep fat fingers here:confused:
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Originally posted by Hornet33
"Say hello to my little friend."
Al Pachino (spelling again?) SCAR FACE
Yeah..... I shoulda put that one up :)
Dave
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"Other peoples kids, you can't do anything with them.......legally"
Deth7
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Make a decision. If you sit on the fence, you get shot from both sides.
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"Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good"
Lefty Groves
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From John Wayne's films True Grit and Rooster Cogburn:
"I do not fear a skunk, I merely do not care for its odor." - Eula Goodnight
"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Cheng Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. (BAM! he shoots the rat) You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be." - Rooster Cogburn
To the Texas Ranger: "How long you boys down there been mounted on sheep?" - Rooster Cogburn
Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?
Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.
Attorney: That was not the question. How many?
Rooster: Uh… shot, or killed?
Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!
Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.
Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?
Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.
Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!
Rooster: It's a dangerous business.
My regards,
Widewing
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Its better to be thought of as a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Crap or get off the pot::: my grandfather when he was stuck behind slow drivers.
If if and buts were candy and nut we would all have a merry x-mas:::Dandy Don Merideth in response to howard cosell's stupid comments
on monday night football.
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Cole Thornton: Well, let's just say I'm on your side and this no......... job for amatuers.
Harry Callahan : Your mouthwash ain't makin it.
Harry Callahan : You're a legend in your own mind.
Harvey Stovall : That is not why I am drunk tonight. I got drunk because I am confused. I was thinking, which is a thing a man should not do, and all at once I couldn't remember what any of them looked like. I, I couldn't see their faces, Bishop, Cobb, Wilson, Zimmy, all of them. All of you. They all looked alike, just one face. And it was very young. It confused me. I think I shall stay drunk until I'm not confused anymore.
Destroyer Commander: You remember it. Remember every bit of it, 'cause we are on the eve of a day that people are going to talk about long after we are dead and gone. (From The Longest Day).
Major General Gunther Blumentritt: This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious Führer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened.
Flight Officer David Campbell: He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? I mean war.
Flight Officer David Campbell: The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer.
Brigadier General Norman Cota: I don't have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th.
German officer: What are you doing over here by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max here, I was trying to get my...
German Soldier: [Voice] Achtung!
[Von Luger enters]
Von Luger: What were you doing by the wire?
Hilts: Well, like I told Max... I was trying to cut my way through your wire because I wanta get out.
Hilts: I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Von Luger: Are all American officers so ill-mannered?
Hilts: Yeah, about 99 percent.
Von Luger: Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.
Hilts: *Captain* Hilts.
Von Luger: Twenty days.
Hilts: Right. Oh, uh, you'll still be here when I get out?
Von Luger: [visibly annoyed] Cooler.
Hilts: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?
Bartlett: Yes.
Hilts: How many you taking out?
Bartlett: Two hundred and fifty.
Hilts: Two hundred and fifty?
Bartlett: Yeh.
Hilts: You're crazy. You oughta be locked up. You, too. Two hundred and fifty guys just walkin' down the road, just like that?
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"I gotta take a piss"
Vincent Vega
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Originally posted by Widewing
From John Wayne's films True Grit and Rooster Cogburn:
"I do not fear a skunk, I merely do not care for its odor." - Eula Goodnight
"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Cheng Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. (BAM! he shoots the rat) You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be." - Rooster Cogburn
To the Texas Ranger: "How long you boys down there been mounted on sheep?" - Rooster Cogburn
Attorney: How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?
Rooster: I never shot nobody I didn't have to.
Attorney: That was not the question. How many?
Rooster: Uh… shot, or killed?
Attorney: Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!
Rooster: Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.
Attorney: Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?
Rooster: Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.
Attorney: Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!
Rooster: It's a dangerous business.
My regards,
Widewing
Shoulda continued.
something like
Attorney "And what direction were you going when you were backing up"
Rooster "Backward. I always go backward when Im backing up"
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Indy: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! Don't go between them!!!"
Elsa: "Go between them?!?!? Are you CRAZY?!?!"
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FOR THE LAST TIME JAXXO! THAT QUOTE IS COPYRIGHTED! SPADE DEMANDS IT OUT OF YOUR SIG!!!!!!:O
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"The early worm gets attacked and eaten" - Unknown
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Come and get it........................... ... watermelon maybe thats why i'm 6'4 370 lbs
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Stewie: Peek-a-boo, I see you...
Man in White: Who are you? What do you want?
Stewie: FREEDOM! What do you want?
Man in White: I wanna get the hell out of here!!
Stewie: Oh I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that, I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!
Man in White: What the hell is this?
Stewie: Its a BOY! BFFFZZT!!!
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Zim: GiR! What did you do to my telescope!?
GiR: Nothing...
Zim: Nothing? You mean something broken and its not your fault!?
GiR: I know I'm scared too...
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Zim: GiR, its been a pleasure working with you, you may self destruct.
GiR: FINALLY!!! hehehehe BOOOM
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GiR: Yay, were doomed!
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Zim: Come, filthy beast of meat and hair, your magical love adventure begins NOW!!!
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From the Terrible Thunder Lizards: When... does the hurting... stop?
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And I cant believe noone has yet said...
How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
ha ha ha ha ....
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"Im your huckleberry" Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
Balsy
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" I reject your reality and substitute my own".
That Guy on Myth Busters.
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Love is what gives you the wings to fly. But that wings won't do you any good if you are trapped inside a cage.
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
One can build a staircase where each stair looks true to the one below it, but the staircase is quite crooked at the end.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today cause they got on my nerves....
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Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
And this one I just read:
"No one generation has any right to play at ducks and drakes with the destiny of a nation"
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"I am sending the film to HT"
Some one in this thread, after stalling his lala.
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Originally posted by SkyWolf
" I reject your reality and substitute my own".
That Guy on Myth Busters.
GOOD ONE!!
That is Adam Savage.
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"never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed, by so many, to so few."
W.S.C.
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the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese :D
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"Lucky"
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"I'm not Really staring at scantily clad women ,.... I'm working here."
Bruce Cambell, from one of the Zena episodes
Fav lic plate [ UHITUDI ]
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it's in the sig :aok
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From the classic "The Third Man";
Orson Wells as bad guy Harry Lime:
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?....
The cuckoo clock."
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My signature...
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"every guy should have a three-way, once before he dies..."
Bob and Tom
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SG-1 episode:
Volnek: You were lucky…
Mitchell: lucky is good.
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Just ready my signature.
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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
A. Einstein describing how radio works.
"Death to the mortals!"
Army of darkness
and my sig.
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."
"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Don't let your dingle-dangle ... dangle in the dirt - A drill Sergeant I once knew
DUCK SEASON...NOW SHOOT! - Daffy Duck
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Surviving is easy. Living very difficult.
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A couple more I though of
Gun control means hitting your target - I forget where I heard this one
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down - my neighbor at a funeral for his Aunt
Of all the things I've had and lost - I think I miss my mind the most - Alice Cooper.
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger and really pisses you off - same neighbor, same funeral
Never get in a foxhole with someone braver than you - Army NCO
Keep shooting ... ammo is cheap - Rules for clearing a room in a building
It's not the size of the crater that matters but what was there before you made it - An artilleryman
Never mark your position with smoke...the enemy has eyes also - Army NCO
Pull pin and throw grenade - instructions on running a hand grenade range taken from Ft Bragg NC
If it wont fit in your pockets it will fit in the sponson box - a Tanker
If God had meant for us to walk he wouldn't have put seats in the Turret - Same Tanker
It is the Job of every good tank commander to be large enough in the belly to keep his crew dry - Same Tanker
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'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!'
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4- Members should post in a way that is respectful of other users and HTC. Flaming or abusing users is not tolerated.
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^ WINNER!
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Originally posted by Eden
Gun control means hitting your target - I forget where I heard this one
I think that was Lazs :D :rofl
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"That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong
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Alright I'll move on to bigger and better things
But first:
A soldiers does not fight for political philosophy nor does he fight because he has confience in his command and the plan before him. A soldier fights because he is down to his last cigarette and he thinks the enemy might have some. -Army NCO
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
-Margaret Atwood
No one ever won a war by dying for his country . You win the war by getting the slob on the other side to do it USMC NCO
You don't have to run faster than the lion...just faster than one of the other peple around you
With the technology of today it is possible to guide a rocket from a platform moving at Mach two a distance of over 20 kilometers into a moving target no larger than a wheelbarrow. And if you miss there is always his wing man - FAST (Forward Air Support Team) Controller during a capabilites brief
Unfortunately God does not get to sort them out... I do - Army Chaplian's Assistant
No plan is perfect. Even the most sucessful plan is just good enough
There is nos such thing as a failure to train...just failures to lead. - Army CSM
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain’d;
I stand and look at them long and long.
They do not sweat and whine about their condition;
They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins;
They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God;
Not one is dissatisfied—not one is demented with the mania of owning things;
Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago;
Not one is respectable or industrious over the whole earth.
-Walt Whittman
The doctor said I would't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there - Raplph (The Simpsons)
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Here's another one from an astonaut....
"Get your stinking paws off me you Golly-geened dirty ape!" - Taylor
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"Eweergth goldepla mamnt"- Helen Keller:D
OMG I just spewed coffee everywhere!
Very :D
Dmdmax
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I caught you a delicious bass.
ND
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Mr. President, let me just close by noting that I hold no brief for the prisoners. I do hold a brief for the reputation of the United States of America. We are Americans, and we hold ourselves to humane standards of treatment of people no matter how evil or terrible they may be. To do otherwise, as I have noted, undermines our security, but it also undermines our greatness as a nation. We are not simply any other country. We stand for something more in the world – a moral mission, one of freedom and democracy and human rights at home and abroad. We are better than these terrorists, and we will we win. The enemy we fight has no respect for human life or human rights. They don’t deserve our sympathy. But this isn’t about who they are. This is about who we are. These are the values that distinguish us from our enemies. - Senator John McCain
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McCain should be president!!
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"You're only as old as the women you feel" - my father-in-law
"All of us are lying in the gutter, but some of us are staring up at the stars" - Oscar Wilde
Knuckels, noticed your quote wasn't attributed, that's Twain
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"In two weeks."
~Skuzzy~
:D
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A couple my ol' man told me when i was younger :)
"You couldn't whip yer way out of a wet paper bag"
"Don't let your alligator mouth overload yoru mosquito ***."
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Fav. Quote: "All that's required for evil to suceed is for good men to do nothing."
Lic. Plate: "ADIOSMF"
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Ok serious one this time.
I'm having this notation put in my sons senior yearbook from me.
Borrowed from the movie "The Cowboys"
"Every man wants his kid to be better then he was.
You are"
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Personal Favorite:
"The purpose in life is not to arraive at your grave in a beautiful body, but to slide in sideways in a bent, busted and banged up body screaming F#$k what a ride!!!"
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"There's no room for Jesus on the beach" - a Surf Nazi.
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"lifes a ***** then you marry one"
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-- When the sea was calm, all boats alike showed mastership in floating--
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Had this painted on the wall above our riot gear in the SWAT Room at New Jersey State Prison after several "leaders" panicked during a blowout.
Made a few new friends with that dig.
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"Charlie don't surf"! - Robert Duvall Apocolaypse Now
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Dr. Martin Luthur KIng
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda:rofl
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One of the best quotes to live by, now and for all eternity. Take it to the heart.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
Muttman
Sick Puppies
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"Its only funny till someone gets hurt.
Then its hillarious"
"Warning! Does not play well with others.
Its seems others do not like loosing"
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours. If it doesnt. Hunt it down and kill it"
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-W.C. Feilds
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Women should be obscene and not heard." -Groucho Marx
"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."-Mae West
"...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol."- WC Feilds
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
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"Ho, Ho, Ho... Well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, oh eunuch jelly thou."
"The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow ó a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travelers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed west, what we were after now was the old surprise visit, that was a real kick and good for laughs and lashing of the ultra-violent."
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My standars might be low....but i do have them -Mae West
and read the sig :)
one more from somebody on this board:
What the hell was THAT? -Mayor of hiroshima
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours. If it doesnt. Hunt it down and kill it"
I know that one a little different...
If you love something, set it free. If it doesnt come back, it wasnt yours to begin with.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "
LMAO :aok
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"Never chase a bus or a woman, there's always another coming around the corner"- my father
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Originally posted by Schatzi
I know that one a little different...
If you love something, set it free. If it doesnt come back, it wasnt yours to begin with.
I know your version also.
I like mine better :D
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"Don't laugh. It's paid for." Bumper sticker on my dad's '81 Subaru station wagon.
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Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: .....Fifty bucks.
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Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The caller ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: (Backs up behind doorframe) Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I'm at the office.
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Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?
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Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
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Lois: Peter, theres a hooker on the bed!
Hooker: Hi.
Peter: Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
(Pause)
Hooker: Where'd you go?
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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
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http://www.familyguyquotes.com/
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"There's nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot." - "Dirty" Harry Callahan
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'That's some crazy stalker **** there then. I hope he doesn't cook my rabbit' -- Todd/Leviathn
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"True blue doesn't get to cash his chips in till the end of all the game. But its worth it. " This is found in the archives OF ColKlinks, volumes, and volumes of useless information. As you were carry on
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WOW, I almost forgot this one, EASYRIDER RULE #34, NEVER EVER, and i do mean ever hit a woman,...unless she absoultly deserves it.! " and then theres the 7 p's, Proper,Prior,Planning,Prevents,Pizzz poor, Performance, (that caame from moto's):aok
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looking at all of the stars in the sky, Then traveling to the moon or other near planet, is like SItting on your front porch, saying you are discovering the world? aint it? Carry on ColKlink:huh
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this has to be my favorite because of the pure irony
'Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value'
(Marshal Foch)
what a fool !!!!
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thats a good one. although in truth he might not have been wrong.
If the Axis leaders hadnt wasted so much time , money, resources and personell in so many pointless ways in the luft., and concentrated on winning the ground war they would have possibly whooped the allied butts with in a few years....
If no one had invented the airplane, the first world war might also have gone very differently.
maybe there was more truth to this quote than is obvious.
An efficient airforce is a good military asset but and poorly run and wastefull airforce could be responsible for sucking the life out of an entire empire.
just my opinion though, and he was a fool if he couldnt see the benifits of air warfare.
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Are you gonna pull them pistols or just whistle dixie?
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"Far better to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory, nor defeat."
**** -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1899
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand - martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"
A tree has many rings of life.... but what does it matter if it know but one? ***
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NI!
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I know not of what weapons we will use in world war three...but i know world war four will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein
The team is only as good as it's weakest member
-My classmate
.... *turns and leaves*
-The girl I like
Shave my poodle!
-Phil Stubbs, TV show- Ed
I coad!
-HT himself
QUAH!!!
-find out for yourself...
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Originally posted by Naytch
I know not of what weapons we will use in world war three...but i know world war four will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein
Thats a very good one. And im afraid, Albert is right - as usual.
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Bah, this is better
"1"
-Ghost29
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LOL, true. Considering what he started by saying that....
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according to numbnutz ive lived my life correctly, lol:aok dunno if i waill be able to walk from the elevater to the pearly though, friggin bad leg...:D
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GUNGA DIN
by
Rudyard Kipling
You may talk o' gin an' beer
When you're quartered safe out 'ere,
An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it;
But if it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.
Now in Injia's sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin' of 'Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them black-faced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.
It was "Din! Din! Din!
You limping lump o' brick-dust, Gunga Din!
Hi! slippy hitherao!
Water, get it! Panee lao!
You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din!"
The uniform 'e wore
Was nothin' much before,
An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind,
For a twisty piece o' rag
An' a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment 'e could find.
When the sweatin' troop-train lay
In a sidin' through the day,
Where the 'eat would make your bloomin' eyebrows crawl,
We shouted "Harry By!"
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped 'im 'cause 'e couldn't serve us all.
It was "Din! Din! Din!
You 'eathen, where the mischief 'ave you been?
You put some juldee in it,
Or I'll marrow you this minute,
If you don't fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!"
'E would dot an' carry one
Till the longest day was done,
An' 'e didn't seem to know the use o' fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin' nut,
'E'd be waitin' fifty paces right flank rear.
With 'is mussick on 'is back,
'E would skip with our attack,
An' watch us till the bugles made "Retire."
An' for all 'is dirty 'ide,
'E was white, clear white, inside
When 'e went to tend the wounded under fire!
It was "Din! Din! Din!"
With the bullets kickin' dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could 'ear the front-files shout:
"Hi! ammunition-mules an' Gunga Din!"
I sha'n't forgit the night
When I dropped be'ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should 'a' been.
I was chokin' mad with thirst,
An' the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin', gruntin' Gunga Din.
'E lifted up my 'ead,
An' 'e plugged me where I bled,
An' 'e guv me 'arf-a-pint o' water—green;
It was crawlin' an' it stunk,
But of all the drinks I've drunk,
I'm gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
It was "Din! Din! Din!
'Ere's a beggar with a bullet through 'is spleen;
'E's chawin' up the ground an' 'e's kickin' all around:
For Gawd's sake, git the water, Gunga Din!"
'E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An' a bullet come an' drilled the beggar clean.
'E put me safe inside,
An' just before 'e died:
"I 'ope you liked your drink," sez Gunga Din.
So I'll meet 'im later on
In the place where 'e is gone—
Where it's always double drill and no canteen;
'E'll be squattin' on the coals
Givin' drink to pore damned souls,
An' I'll get a swig in Hell from Gunga Din!
Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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WHY DO THE BRITS ALWAYS QUOTE WINSTON CHURCHILL AND THE YANKS quote Tarantino :P..."Big Kahuna burger?..thats that new Hawaiin joint huh?"
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"They are a damn site better than the U.S. Army, at least we know that they
will be there in the morning."
- Lewis "Chesty" Puller when asked what he thought of the Chinese Army
"I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind."
- General George S. Patton
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Originally posted by Grits
""I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind."
- General George S. Patton
:rofl
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Robin Williams : "Yachting is a tad difficult in Chicago...they tend to shoot at you from the South Shore"
Peter O'Toole: "Yes, you have a rather steady sort of violence in America...here in the tropics its endless boredom punctuated by the occassional bloodbath...I believe we are due for one at any moment."
Bartender..."Now don't start all that talk about a revolution again"
Peter O'Toole: "Well, it happened in Kenya didn't it? They dragged those fat bergers from their beds in the middle of the night, forced them to drink blood through a severed sheep's noodle and then hacked them to death with machetes."
Robin Williams: "I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?" -
Twiggy: "My, you two are a pleasant bunch"
Peter O'Toole: "My dear, unlike you I have not been travelling from discoteque to discoteque with my prettythang hanging out of a French cut bathing suit."
Twiggy: "Well then you're missing all the fun."
Peter O'Toole: "I suspect you're right."
Club Paradise....the most underated comedy of all time.
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I liked O'Toole in "My Favorite Year" Also
"Wait, We can take the stairs" (I forget the guys name_
"Dull...Borrring" Says O'Toole as he is about to rappel down the side of a building using a firehose
Also "Im not an actor! Im a Movie Star"
Ya hadto have seen the movie to get it
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-man and woman in bed together reading books.-
Man - here darling *passes asprin*
Woman - what are those for?
Man - havnt you got a headache?
Woman - no, not at all..
Man - how fortunate.... *rubs hands together*
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Originally posted by Sheri
Are you gonna pull them pistols or just whistle dixie?
Well, Well looky here....Dirtnap Sheri!!!!
Hyas Hon.
Huggers
:D
Mac
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"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper" - Eden Phillpotts