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Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: Silat on November 06, 2005, 02:50:13 AM
Sunday, November 06, 2005  
President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005  

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President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's bellybutton out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better.

In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was considering a "Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem and prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was talking about.


                     
 

 
 
 
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Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: AWMac on November 06, 2005, 03:00:46 AM
Lew you are crude Bud, guess that's why I Love you.

Mac
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: Monk on November 06, 2005, 03:29:35 AM
Outstanding!
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: Silat on November 06, 2005, 03:30:28 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Lew you are crude Bud, guess that's why I Love you.

Mac



Hey Mac:)
Thought it was funny.
We need to laugh:)
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: eagl on November 06, 2005, 05:27:16 AM
That's funny.  Who wrote it?

:noid
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: AWMac on November 06, 2005, 06:24:50 AM
Still luv you Lew... How was the weekend?  

Should get the Puter back by Tuesday.  I'm dieing to fly again...withdrawls here. LOL


Hey I'll call once I get it back and you can help me back it all up .....

on CD's.

Sounds kinky LOL,

Mac
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: Hangtime on November 06, 2005, 06:46:36 AM
Last I heard we already sent them on loan former FEMA director Brown, however his scheduled commercial airline ticket was invalidated because the airline declared bankruptcy and the MAT alternate was denied overflight or landing rights.

He did look good though, a veritable french fashion god in the throes of denial if ever there was one.
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: ROC on November 06, 2005, 10:14:48 AM
lol Lew, that was Great!
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: Gunslinger on November 06, 2005, 11:19:01 AM
NICE  :aok
Title: President Bush May Send Marines For French Assistance
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 06, 2005, 11:49:09 AM
LMAO

We need an "applause" Smily for things like this.

Kinda like this one  (http://www.maj.com/gallery/DanElHombre/smilies/clapping.gif)