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Title: tatertot found
Post by: shegotya on November 06, 2005, 08:43:35 PM
Remains of tatertot were found washed up on shore in Aruba. Investigaters say foul play is likely and maybe connected with the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. Investagators have discovered evidence linking tatertot to a series of crimes involving underage tatertots. Sources close to the investigation say that an arrest in the case is likely. Anyone with information is asked to call Mr. Potato Head chief investagator.
Title: tatertot found
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on November 06, 2005, 08:46:52 PM
:huh :confused: :huh :confused:
Title: tatertot found
Post by: Lan784 on November 06, 2005, 09:00:40 PM
:huh :huh :huh :cry :cry :cry :lol :lol :lol
Title: tatertot found
Post by: viper215 on November 06, 2005, 09:05:43 PM
the tatartots never had a chance:( :cry :cry :cry
Title: tatertot found
Post by: SkyRock on November 06, 2005, 09:24:03 PM
************UPDATE***********

A local was quoted as saying he had witnessed said "tatertot" getting his groove on with a very large Ketchup Bottle last Friday night in the Alleyway between Potato King and Hasbrowns are Us.   The local also stated that said "tatertot" was obviously salted off his bellybutton and looking a little bit crispy!  The local, who only gave the number 999 for his identity to protect his family,  also admitted to helping tatertot with the messy ketchup cleanup afterwards!  Police have since discredited the local's statement on the grounds that he had infact himself been seen the previous week with a very large Turnip outside a local farmers market! ****Tune in the the News at 11 for further updates!
Title: tatertot found
Post by: meddog on November 06, 2005, 09:33:39 PM
Follow the trail of ketchup
Title: tatertot found
Post by: shegotya on November 06, 2005, 10:23:11 PM
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Originally posted by SkyRock
************UPDATE***********

A local was quoted as saying he had witnessed said "tatertot" getting his groove on with a very large Ketchup Bottle last Friday night in the Alleyway between Potato King and Hasbrowns are Us.   The local also stated that said "tatertot" was obviously salted off his bellybutton and looking a little bit crispy!  The local, who only gave the number 999 for his identity to protect his family,  also admitted to helping tatertot with the messy ketchup cleanup afterwards!  Police have since discredited the local's statement on the grounds that he had infact himself been seen the previous week with a very large Turnip outside a local farmers market! ****Tune in the the News at 11 for further updates!


.......BREAKING NEWS.............

Investagaters have made an arrest in the tatertot case. Police have arrested Spudy Buddy and charged him with the murder and dismemberment of tatertot. Spudy Buddy a resident of Idaho, was arrested outside his potato sack early this morning after a tip from police informant aka 999000. District Attourney intends to seek death penalty in the case of Spudy Buddy. We will break in with further updates as the situation unfolds.

"SheGotYa" anchorwoman for channel 5 news
Title: tatertot found
Post by: Bear76 on November 06, 2005, 10:45:48 PM
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Originally posted by shegotya
.......BREAKING NEWS.............

Investagaters have made an arrest in the tatertot case. Police have arrested Spudy Buddy and charged him with the murder and dismemberment of tatertot. Spudy Buddy a resident of Idaho, was arrested outside his potato sack early this morning after a tip from police informant aka 999000. District Attourney intends to seek death penalty in the case of Spudy Buddy. We will break in with further updates as the situation unfolds.

"SheGotYa" anchorwoman for channel 5 news



I hope he "fries":D
Title: tatertot found
Post by: cav58d on November 07, 2005, 12:49:10 AM
If you wanna find tater tot just follow the trail of leeking KY Jelly seeping from 999's arse
Title: tatertot found
Post by: Slash27 on November 07, 2005, 12:55:33 AM
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Originally posted by cav58d
If you wanna find tater tot just follow the trail of leeking KY Jelly seeping from 999's arse


sick and wrong:(





















yet funny:D
Title: tatertot found
Post by: SFCHONDO on November 07, 2005, 02:00:35 AM
LOL...Great story....Luv this stuff  :D
Title: tatertot found
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2005, 07:32:33 AM
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Originally posted by Bear76
I hope he "fries":D
lmao:rofl
Title: tatertot found
Post by: cav58d on November 07, 2005, 02:41:16 PM
Tater is a jerk...He left the rooks and now we have no one to sink CV's....:mad:
Title: tatertot found
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2005, 03:21:59 PM
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Originally posted by cav58d
Tater is a jerk...He left the rooks and now we have no one to sink CV's....:mad:

Tater nor 999 are jerks,  they are good folk!  Period!
Title: tatertot found
Post by: ColKLink on November 07, 2005, 03:51:08 PM
I used to think caf58 was an adult.:confused:  I question that now.
Title: tatertot found
Post by: cav58d on November 07, 2005, 04:41:22 PM
Ive never lost respect so quickly in my entire life...This has been a bad week :furious
Title: tatertot found
Post by: ColKLink on November 07, 2005, 04:50:17 PM
mines been one of the best in 12 yrs, although a lil bumpy holeshot hehe ;) Lotsa bar banging in the first turn,. :rolleyes:
Title: tatertot found
Post by: Wolfala on November 07, 2005, 06:06:29 PM
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Originally posted by cav58d
Ive never lost respect so quickly in my entire life...This has been a bad week :furious


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Title: tatertot found
Post by: 999000 on November 07, 2005, 07:54:52 PM
Cav58...we still love you man!
On a nother note...
This obviously is a vicious rumor started by Shegotus......She's has a thing for triple9 but knows Tatertot can't live with out her...very ugly triagle..going on ..there's triple 9's who doesn't want to share...AllShe'sGot;....
and Tatertot who again feels like he is not the main dish!
Oh this going to be ugly!
999000........ Shewantsus??  lol
Title: tatertot found
Post by: WarRaidr on November 07, 2005, 08:33:43 PM
rumor has it that 999 dumped tatertot into a vat of boiling oil over the love triangle :D
Title: tatertot found
Post by: shegotya on November 08, 2005, 05:03:58 PM
This obviously is a vicious rumor started by Shegotus......She's has a thing for triple9 but knows Tatertot can't live with out her...very ugly triagle..going on ..there's triple 9's who doesn't want to share...AllShe'sGot;....
and Tatertot who again feels like he is not the main dish!
Oh this going to be ugly!
999000........ Shewantsus??  lol [/B][/QUOTE]

This just in from the Action Seven News desk......

We have an update in the tatertot murder. Police have released a statement a short time ago. It was reported by authority's that Spudy Buddy has escaped from Burlap prison. He was aided in his escape by several small packets of ketchup and an accomplice named Curly Fries. They were last seen heading south towards Oreda Mexico. Suspects are traveling in a red cardboard McDonald's container. Authority's urge caution as suspects are considered hot and salty. Fictitious reports have surfaced regarding the love interests with Tatertot and Triple 9. At this time authority's have no credible evidence to substantiate these reports however,  police indicate that all options are still open. Action Seven News has learned through independent sources that SheGotYa is a suspect in the case and may be connected to Spudy Buddy. In a statement to the police SheGotYa indicated she has had never met Triple 9 or Tatertot however, police have discovered suspicious burger wrappers and empty fry containers with ketchup markings resembling the numbers 999 at her residence.   Mr. Potato Head chief investigator urges public to be vigilant in aiding in the apprehension of the suspects. Stay tuned to Action Seven News for continuing coverage.
Title: tatertot found
Post by: badger8 on November 08, 2005, 05:14:34 PM
hope they catchem and bake at 350 for 1hr
Title: tatertot found
Post by: airbumba on November 08, 2005, 07:36:33 PM
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Originally posted by shegotya
Mr. Potato Head chief investigator urges public to be vigilant in aiding in the apprehension of the suspects. Stay tuned to Action Seven News for continuing coverage.


Thanks for the tip...I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Title: tatertot found
Post by: SkyRock on November 08, 2005, 10:41:34 PM
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Originally posted by airbumba
Thanks for the tip...I'll keep my eyes peeled.

 :rofl :aok