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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gunthr on December 19, 2001, 11:49:00 AM
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...if you personally were the one to catch him.
What I would do is, get a pair of tongs and grip his tongue tightly, pull it out as far as humanly possible. Then I'd take a razor blade and make a thin slit accross the back of it. Then out come the pliers. I would grip that slit edge of skin back there, and then rip it outward, peeling his tongue like a fat banana... is that so wrong?
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I'd shoot him in the head. <shrug>
-- Todd/Leviathn
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I'd like to buy him a Coke and keep him company.
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Fly him to Switzerland for an immediate full sex change operation..then return "her" to a strict Islamic country to see what it is like to be a women in such a place.
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I'd start off with a donkey, a camel, and hot pokers and see where it goes from there...
-SW
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I guess I don't feel so bad now about wanting to urinate on his head while I'm kicking his teeth out with steel toed boots. OR get a 50 gal. barrel and fill it with Texas fire ants and dip him in it feet first, then scrape off the welps with SOS brillo pads and dip him in some acetone (stuff hurst worse than alcohol on cuts)
I could go on and on.....
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Hmmmmm,....
Nail his privates to the floor of a wooden shack, give him a rusty razor blade, and set the shack on fire.
Of course, I feel that way about rapists as well.
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I forgot, I'd also tie him to a chair in the middle of one of those 360 degree surround sound theaters and force him to experience YATTA in glorious technocolor/digital dolby until he begged for death...
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Simple shot in the heart. Plenty of photos to verify the ID. A few samples of DNA as well and a few pieces of pork to add to the inside during the autaupsy (sp?) prior to burial. All to be known to him, PRIOR to the start.
Second choice is to place him on top of a very tall building with pork products and a gentle nudge to get him on his way.
Final option is to place him face down in the ground so he is already pointed in the way he is going to go.
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Hang,draw and quarter him, then put his head on top of the national christmas tree and bury the rest of his body with a dead pig carcass.
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I would not let him win by turning me into a Barbarian.
I would hand him over to the FBI.
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Id like to bare knuckle no-holds-bared box him.
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Shoot him, because he's probably not going to just surrender if found.
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collect my 25 million!
:D
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My first impression was to ask "Are you nuts, gentlemen?", but then I remembered my own feelings about Shamil Basayev in 1995, when he and his "freedom-fighting" goatf@#$ers captured a maternity home in Budennovsk...
They deserve one thing - a bayonet. And only after a fair trial in the court. Then, if found guilty and sentenced to death - a bayonet. Like a pig. Simple, effective and most horrible death for a Muslim.
I am the last man to remember all the "PC" crap, but you relly need to put him under a trial and PROVE he is guilty. I hope you'll have some witnesses from Russia and former Yugoslavia to confirm his support for terrorists. And if you'll find some evidence of his activities against Moslim countries - it will be a real success.
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I would place him under arrest. On the way to the station I would find out which CIA agent he talked to July 14th
10Bears--
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Kill him.
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id pump his intestines full of water until he's a bloated balloon, then i'd shove a piranha up his ass.
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Originally posted by NATEDOG:
collect my 25 million!
:D
Ditto :)
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I'd take him over to NY and visit each and every victims family and friends. I'd offer every person the same opportunity, to nail(using a hammer) a picture of the person they knew in the WTC to some part of mr terrorists body.
Maybe a staple gun option if we begin running out of room.
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I'd call up Geraldo Rivera and have him come over and kick Bin Laden's ass. That Geraldo is one bad dude!
SOB
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I drop him from a helicopter directly over Giants Stadium during halftime festivities.On the field would be a dozen of NYFD's best holding open a giant tarpaulin for him to safely land in.Unknown to poor Osama a bungee cord would be fastened to his leg so after the NYFD had their way with him,he'd be lowered to each section of the stadium for a few minutes.Then,as a finale they would hold him down in the end zone seats while the heli got some distance and they cord nice and tight and...FOOM!!CRASH!!!..Through the uprights,into the score board.!!!
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I'd try to kill him, but then I'd set him free when he offers me $190 and a Geforce 3.
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Tie his intestines to a tree above a cliff, then let him go BUNGEE jumping.
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Give him to the NY Police&firefighter department so they can dispose of him as they see fit.
[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: R4M ]
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I wrote something "special" out but I think its innapropriate and sick so Ill let you wonder.
But I sure do wish the CIA calls me up when they get him, but its prolly illegal.
One thing about this idea, he wouldnt die for a long time hopefully living into old age and would prolly not feel much pain at all but it's more horrible than anything else I can imagine.
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I'd make him fly an airplane into Saddam Husseins mansion.
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After watching Pulp Fiction, I just want a small room, a pair of pliers and a blow torch, then just let my imagination take over.
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Originally posted by Mathman:
After watching Pulp Fiction, I just want a small room, a pair of pliers and a blow torch, then just let my imagination take over.
hehe...yup...a couple of pipe hitting n****** to get "Medievial" on his ass!
(just quoting from the movie guys...)
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After I got the 25 mill
Have him locked up in a cell with no visiable view of the outside world and never tell him which way east is. Plus play nonstop rap music 24 hours a day. :cool:
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First off if he's took alive keep him alive
Just try him n lock him up
Make sure it's solitary confinement (think the general populas would make this neccesary !)
Absolutely NO conversations/chat EVER
Leave him be to fester without ever hearing another humans voice or ever having any contact with the outside world whatsoever (illegal i think ?)
No doubt over the years ahead it would give amusement to his captors to see him slowly mentally degrade into a drivvling demented dweeb
I am a firm believer in an eye for an eye in the case of outright murder one as i think it's called in the USA
That said i also believe that child killers/rapists and the likes should also face death, All this guff (good ole english word we likes to use) about rehabilitation (spl?) with these kinds of animals just don't wash with me, Time n time again we hear "previous" cases after their 2nd 3rd 4th time before a court and think damn they did this before, Death would of stopped many a reccuring crime :)
Now back from my meandering......
Yeah keep the #@*& alive (this goes so against my beliefs as i say but....)
After all what's the point in making a scumbag a martyr ?
It only serves to aid other #@*& that want to follow
What is it they believe ? 70 or 76 virgins will be waiting to recieve them.....Well tough watermelon os ya aint even gonna get another whiff let alone a taste of them there virgins, So let ya imagination run wild n may ya rot in a living hell for what's left of ya life
I envisage a living nightmare for him so what could be better
No glory and no martyrism Yeah makes sense to me
My dad saw some horrible things in his life but something he said a few times comes to mind "death is too good for em" in this case his words ring true for me
Have Fun
Def
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Defiance has the right idea, but I would expand on it in a dramatic way. :D
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I would capture him, kindly handprobe his butt for Antrax.
I would bring him to the US, collect my $25,000K, and have him spend an protected interview with each of the september 11 victim.
Then I will make him work at McDonald.
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy:
Then I will make him work at McDonald.
Oh the horror! Have you no decency man?! :D
[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Raubvogel ]
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy:
I would capture him, kindly handprobe his butt for Antrax.
This one is really confusing me.
Why on earth would you want to stick your hand up his butt?
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Oh, and I'd force him to fly a D9 in the MA (I just cant learn how to fly that &%¤/)
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What Titus Andronicus did to Tamora.
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Skuzzy can't help it....he's a nice guy.
However, I think a old butter knife is more fitting.
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1. staple his nob to the table,cut it off shove it up his arse (after the nob has been boiling), hand him over to americans and collect the money
2.drop him off at where the WTC used to be, and let there be a good old stoning
3.make him eat toejam,and collect the money
4. tie him to a rope thats attached to a horse, and let the horse drag him for miles
5. tie him to the nose of a plane, put the plane on auto pilot to crash into Sadam
ps. there's a post-man (mail man) that looks just like toejam Laden around my area.
[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: BenDover ]