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Title: What is it with old ladies?
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 13, 2005, 11:21:49 PM

First it was the road rage old lady and now it's this screaming old lady.



Old lady screams for police! (http://www.break.com/articles/bikethief.html)



ack-ack

Title: What is it with old ladies?
Post by: wrag on November 14, 2005, 04:09:51 AM

OK AKAK ..............

What did you do to her :lol

Title: What is it with old ladies?
Post by: capt. apathy on November 14, 2005, 10:59:45 AM

speaking of old ladies...

an elderly woman in her late 80's goes to see the Dr for her annual physical.

after it's over the DR sits down with her to go over the results.
"all of my tests show you are in excellent condition for a woman your age.  Do you have any other concerns that we haven't discussed?"

  "well,  it's such a small thing that it hardly seems worth mentioning, but I pass gas constantly.  4 times while we've had this meeting, 8 during the exam, and another 15 in the waiting room.  but like I said, it's not really a big deal because they have no smell and you can't hear them at all."

so the Dr gives her some pills "take one of these in the morning and another at bed time and come back to see me next week", and he sends her on her way.

the next week she's back at the Dr's office and tells him "these pills you gave me are horrible.  since I've started taking them my gas smells disgusting, I can barely keep from vomiting from the smell."

"Great, now that we've got your sinus's unclogged, lets see what we can do about your hearing"