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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BBQ_Bob on November 17, 2005, 03:12:26 PM
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Not sure if everyone has seen this but here is a still shot from a Secret BK recruiting ritual, this is supposed to be MegaDud and SuperDud, I am not sure exactly what they are about to do in this still photo. Follow the link for the complete video.
Secret BK recruiting rituals (http://hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164638)
(http://bis.midco.net/rfrazier/images/supermega.JPG)
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This is days old. Keep up with the program Bob:D
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LOL, it's still funny though:lol
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Work with me. :aok
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im more worried about the kid behind them.
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Morpheus' avatard is kewl.
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Please do not use copyrighted pictures from our website without permission from Lazs the public relations officer.
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I suspect secret BK rituals involve the repeated use of the phrase:
"Please sir, may I have another?"
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what is a BK?
Originally posted by nirvana
Morpheus' avatard is kewl.
yea that is hub stang and furball at the last BK con. You should see the pics on the BK BBS :O :cool:
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Uhmmm.... why do you and superdud wear Rockets' shirts? Don't you root for UK? And, btw... I knew Furball was a glamorous lady... :D
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Originally posted by Gianlupo
Uhmmm.... why do you and superdud wear Rockets' shirts? Don't you root for UK? And, btw... I knew Furball was a glamorous lady... :D
UK is college basketball, rockets are my NBA team, i love MING!
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basketball is a fairys' sport.
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Ahhh! Now it's all clear... can I have a date with furball? Even hub and stang are not that bad...
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Originally posted by Morpheus
basketball is a fairys' sport.
you must love it then :aok
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no no and no.
They all gots their men.
And I think running around bouncing a ball grabbing at other sweaty men who are half naked is gay.
Hitting them while running full out breaking bones and tearing things while holding onto a pig skin is a mans sport.
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i like football but i like basketball too. it is a finess sport. football is gritty and grimey and i love it but it can also be described as gay because they are tackling other men, falling on top of them and then patting each others arses. Also the QB has to place his hands on another mans genitalia. not to manly if ya ask me. :aok
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I knew it! I knew it! You Bk's are really the Templar Knights............or Maybe the skulls yea thats it.....................no no you are the Majestic twelve and you all live in Roswell New Mexico!.............and shoot lazer beams out of your eye sockets!...........Or maybe you are the Illuminated Rosicrusions, yea thats it or the Free Masons! Yea I bet that's who you guys really are or maybe the Illuminati all away from Barvaria. Well you guys better watch it with your secret rituals and hand shakes and code words and animal sacrafices and............and........... ..and.......and.......:O
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BBQueen is just jealous he'll never be as "cool" as the duds. :lol
PS... That's hub in the background. Don't ask what he's doing.
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he doesnt touch his sack you tard.
bballers swat and bump and then if you bump too hard you get called foul, then they slide across the floor all dramatic like when they are bumped too hard. GIRLS i say GIRLS!!
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Originally posted by mars01
OMG all these posts and nobody said anything about Morphs Gay Porn Pose lol .:D
Uhmmm... how strange... you should love basketball Morpheus....
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Wait I should? hmmm, why?
YOu greasy italian, go eat a meat ball.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Wait I should? hmmm, why?
YOu greasy italian, go eat a meat ball.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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sorry, I can't, I ate too many furballs... :D
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:lol
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Eh eh eh... good knight Blue Gays... err.. guys :D
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Originally posted by DipStick
BBQueen is just jealous he'll never be as "cool" as the duds. :lol
PS... That's hub in the background. Don't ask what he's doing.
Hey the Duds will one day be UKNIGHTED ! :aok
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You can have them. I have no idea how they got into our squad.
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Originally posted by Gianlupo
Eh eh eh... good knight Blue Gays... err.. guys :D
NIGHT!
Hey the Duds will one day be UKNIGHTED !
Once a BK always a BK. Youre too late.
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Originally posted by DipStick
PS... That's hub in the background. Don't ask what he's doing.
See Slash, I told you that wasnt me.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
he doesnt touch his sack you tard.
bballers swat and bump and then if you bump too hard you get called foul, then they slide across the floor all dramatic like when they are bumped too hard. GIRLS i say GIRLS!!
Wow...that even makes the case that soccer is gay but then we Americans have always known that.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Stang
...I have no idea how they got into our squad.
As the old sayin' goes...It's not who you know but who you blow...
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
As the old sayin' goes...It's not who you know but who you blow...
ack-ack
haha:lol
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Originally posted by BBQ_Bob
Hey the Duds will one day be UKNIGHTED ! :aok
What a vicious circle that would be.
Originally posted by Grits
See Slash, I told you that wasnt me.
You all look alike.
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Originally posted by Gianlupo
Ahhh! Now it's all clear... can I have a date with furball?
Know that i'm gonna *fight* for my dear Furby! I wont let anything - least of all a sleazy wolf - come between us......
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Sleazy? How do you know I'm sleazy??? Anyway, you can have your fuzzball, you Hurrydweeb, there are two other wonderful ladies in Morpheus' avatar... anyone here knows hub's and stang's phone number?
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Wow...that even makes the case that soccer is gay but then we Americans have always known that.
ack-ack
That's a hoot coming from a nation who's idea of a "contact" sport is to dress up in lycra thigh pads, full kevlar body armour, helmet, face guard and then leave the pitch every 10 mins 'cos they're feeling a bit tired - poor luvvies.
Our Riot police have less body protection.
Get in tune with the rest of the world & play Rugby ;)
Regards
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Here's a shot of BBQ when he first met xmarine...
(http://media2.davesdaily.com/pictures3/247-uhohmygod.jpg)
...and yes that is Navajo in the background.
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quote:Originally posted by BBQ_Bob
Hey the Duds will one day be UKNIGHTED !
What a vicious circle that would be.
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Slash27
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And Angry to! :aok
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Originally posted by Whisky58
Get in tune with the rest of the world & play Rugby ;)
I'd like to see an unprotected Rugby player take a hit from a 280 pound linebacker who is both more agile and faster than he is. The after effects might clue you in as to why they wear pads in American football. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Edbert, it doesn't show any picture... on my pc, at least... has it become short sighted like its owner? :confused:
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Originally posted by megadud
i like basketball too. it is a finess sport.
then you've never seen a pro game from front row foul-line area have you?
it's anything *but* finesse.. it's physical as hell...
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Agree. Despite I'm short I've played basketball for a while, it's really physical, lots of contacts, especially in the area...
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Ed Bert is the real reason why we no longer have sheep in the game anymore. Here is why.........Edbert and Friend (http://www.shellen.com/gallery/bertwithgoat.jpg) :aok
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I get it...LOL...EdBERT...LOL...you're pretty sharp!
But not sharp enough to put a hole in your first toy as a schoolboy I see...
(http://media2.davesdaily.com/pictures3/216-blowupdoll.jpg)
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Sharp enough to post a link that works though. :aok
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Anyone who thinks basketball is a non-contact sport never really played basketball.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Anyone who thinks basketball is a non-contact sport never really played basketball.
that's a fact
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it started out, so im told, as a womans football league, which was a flop, so they all has sex changes and invented basket ball. yup
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I'd like to see an unprotected Rugby player take a hit from a 280 pound linebacker who is both more agile and faster than he is. The after effects might clue you in as to why they wear pads in American football. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
You need to watch some first class rugby. Unprotected players take hits (tackles - call em what u like) from unprotected 280-300lb second row forwards every game dozens of times.
You may have a point about agility tho'. Second row forwards aren't trained to be agile - just hard. Ballet dancers are good at agility.
:)
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Originally posted by Morpheus
it started out, so im told, as a womans football league, which was a flop, so they all has sex changes and invented basket ball. yup
one of which was an ancestor of yours. which goes a long way explaining lots of things about you.
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Ohhhhhhhh thta was a goood one. Took you long time to think of yes yes.
QUUUUUUUAAAAAAAH!!!!11oneoneoen1111oneone!!11on
(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/16/storch.gif)
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Ohhhhhhhh thta was a goood one. Took you long time to think of yes yes.
QUUUUUUUAAAAAAAH!!!!11oneoneoen1111oneone!!11on
(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/16/storch.gif)
well actually when I think of you, I think of myself, then I remove all logic, reasoning and accountability. then I remove 99.99999% of my intellect and masculinity. there you have have it the formula for morph. now go back to your self absorbed same sex fanatasies, I'm done with you.
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Originally posted by BBQ_Bob
Sharp enough to post a link that works though. :aok
The links work, if you are trying to see them from work or from behind some sort of content filter then it is likely they are being blocked, the site is not exacly approved by most corporate IT departments.
All in good fun though, .
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I'd like to see an unprotected Rugby player take a hit from a 280 pound linebacker who is both more agile and faster than he is. The after effects might clue you in as to why they wear pads in American football. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
Rugby, although I'm not european or from australia, is a tough arse sport. It's a little dweeby with that ref phag-ing around with his hands up like a girl after a score, but I've watched some and the hits are real and very harsh. I think many NFL players would opt out of being invited to play with pro rugby guys as they are too used to their pads. Snapping a leg is snapping a leg pads on or not!
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Morph&Stang (http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=72)
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Originally posted by Whisky58
You need to watch some first class rugby. Unprotected players take hits (tackles - call em what u like) from unprotected 280-300lb second row forwards every game dozens of times.
You may have a point about agility tho'. Second row forwards aren't trained to be agile - just hard. Ballet dancers are good at agility.
:)
We have something similar to rugby in the states. Its basicly football without the pads. Our women play in them and we call them "Powderpuff" games. Anyone with testicles plays football or hockey.
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Originally posted by storch
well actually when I think of you, I think of myself, then I remove all logic, reasoning and accountability. then I remove 99.99999% of my intellect and masculinity. there you have have it the formula for morph. now go back to your self absorbed same sex fanatasies, I'm done with you.
Veeeeeeeeeeeeery clever. Seems I've heard this line in a movie. Hmmmm, Yup im sure of it.
Have you ever seen stang and furball? Do you not know how dead sexy they are?
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Originally posted by TW9
Morph&Stang (http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=72)
:D
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Originally posted by Edbert
Here's a shot of BBQ when he first met xmarine...
(http://media2.davesdaily.com/pictures3/247-uhohmygod.jpg)
...and yes that is Navajo in the background.
ok wtf? special-ed...
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Originally posted by TW9
Morph&Stang (http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=72)
LOL
OH MY GAWD PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD. (http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=71)
WTF #2 (http://www.lamermelculo.com/video.php?id=70)
Um, do not watch the video #49.
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Originally posted by Edbert
The links work, if you are trying to see them from work or from behind some sort of content filter then it is likely they are being blocked, the site is not exacly approved by most corporate IT departments.
All in good fun though, .
Ok I got em, ha ha ha !
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Originally posted by navajoboy
ok wtf? special-ed...
Special ED :rofl
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that's an Fed up website TDUB you sick f**k
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
I'd like to see an unprotected Rugby player take a hit from a 280 pound linebacker who is both more agile and faster than he is. The after effects might clue you in as to why they wear pads in American football. :D
-- Todd/Leviathn
Rugby is a sport.
Football and soccer are something else.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Um, do not watch the video #49.
LMAO! Chocolate milk anyone? :eek:
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Originally posted by Slash27
We have something similar to rugby in the states. Its basicly football without the pads. Our women play in them and we call them "Powderpuff" games. Anyone with testicles plays football or hockey.
:) That's funny Slash, I like it. But you miss the point.
Two games, both played by big, powerful, fast, well trained, motivated, professional athletes.
However, in one the players don more armour than Sir Lancelot, for no other reason than to stop themselves getting hurt. And they leave the field of play more times than a potato's knickers at a Navy dance.
In the other virtually no protection is worn. Men vs men. The crunch of flesh & bone against flesh & bone with bits of teeth & earlobe thrown in for good measure. No helmets to overcome the fear of getting hurt in the tackle. And it's for 80 minutes - the same players, unless you're sinbinned or carried off on a stretcher.
Think about it Slash, then tell us of the two who the "Powderpuffs" are :D
If you don't wanna get hurt, don't play Rugby. Play chess or NFL.
Regards
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Originally posted by Whisky58
A) In one the players don more armour than Sir Lancelot, for no other reason than to stop themselves getting hurt.
B) In the other virtually no protection is worn.
Sounds like the guys in scenario "B" are idiots while the ones in "A" have some sense (not to mention 1 "A" guy makes more $$ than an entire "B" team). :lol
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:lol Yup. Also plenty of padding from all those $$$$$ & bulging wallets.
:)
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Much discussion has centered around the BK initiation rights. Honestly, the sheep, donkeys, baby oil and Finnish midgets they use hardly should raise an eyebrow amongst us, let alone among the Unknighted Squadron considering their initiation rights.
The 479th managed to sneak in our super secret super spy and he snapped this rather disturbing image of the Unknighted initiation rights. The guy in the middle is BBQ-Bob, the one in the "pole" position is navajo24 and I don't know who the other poor sod is.
(http://www.jimhancock.com/images/jpeg/friends/idiots.jpg)
ack-ack
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:lol They seem to be having a ball anyway... :eek: :lol :huh
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A ball on his chin and two in his hands makes navajo24 a happy man!
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Whisky58
:) That's funny Slash, I like it. But you miss the point.
Two games, both played by big, powerful, fast, well trained, motivated, professional athletes.
However, in one the players don more armour than Sir Lancelot, for no other reason than to stop themselves getting hurt. And they leave the field of play more times than a potato's knickers at a Navy dance.
In the other virtually no protection is worn. Men vs men. The crunch of flesh & bone against flesh & bone with bits of teeth & earlobe thrown in for good measure. No helmets to overcome the fear of getting hurt in the tackle. And it's for 80 minutes - the same players, unless you're sinbinned or carried off on a stretcher.
Think about it Slash, then tell us of the two who the "Powderpuffs" are :D
If you don't wanna get hurt, don't play Rugby. Play chess or NFL.
Regards
I dont know what "point" there was to miss. I was busting your balls. If man bones in to man flesh with some ear biting is your idea of fun, more power to ya:aok I question that 'no protection' part though. This isnt the '70's you know.
filthy buggers:confused:
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
A ball on his chin and two in his hands makes navajo24 a happy man!
ack-ack
He's a BallChinian alright. :aok
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Well now, that's good for a week or two of sig material right there!
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Originally posted by Slash27
filthy buggers:confused:
You've described Rugby players as "Powderpuffs with no testicles" and "ear biting filthy buggers".
:confused:
Can't have it both ways. Which is it? Get a grip Slash.
Regards :)
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If NFL players tried to play Rugby, two things would probably happen.
(1) The Rugby regulars would run circles around them endurance-wise.
(2) If they hit the Rugby regulars with the same ferocity that they hit football regulars, bones would break just about every single time.
There's a reason they wear those pads. Even with them, players routinely suffer injuries. I shudder to think what a guy like Ronnie Lott in his prime would have done to a Rugby player.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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jeremiah trotter and Ray Lewis would end rugby player lifes...
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Yeah but Ray Lewis would use a gun:eek:
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"Anyone with testicles plays football or hockey"
Now your talkin' ...
Have you ever stood in front of or got hit by a hard vulcanized rubber disc travelling over 100 mph ? "hurt" doesn't even begin to descibe it.
Try taking a blind-side hit from a guy that is 6 foot 5 inches weighing in a 240+ travelling at 20+ mph ... oh yeah !!!
Did you ever notice that lots of hockey players have no front teeth ... its not cause they were knocked out ... they have them pulled on purpose so that if they take a puck in the mouth they won't be left with bloody stumps for teeth.
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Originally posted by Whisky58
Can't have it both ways. Which is it?
I like girls.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
A ball on his chin and two in his hands makes navajo24 a happy man!
ack-ack
Navajo thinks that was pretty funny and to show that there are no hard feelings he would like to buy a drink of your favorite beverage, so I hope I got it right. Is this it?
(http://www.wettones.org/images/milk.jpg)
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Just had a friend (unrelated to AH) send this to me.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648
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I think many NFL players would opt out of being invited to play with pro rugby guys as they are too used to their pads. Snapping a leg is snapping a leg pads on or not!
I think many NFL players would opt out, just because there not getting paid $500,000 a game to play lol...
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In a strange twist, last saturday night I was on shift at the fire dept and had to do an ambulance stand by for a football game. It was the championship for Womens Pro Football League. The Dallas Diamond vs the New York Dazzle. ( played in North Richland Hills Texas, go figure) What an odd, odd, odd, experience it was. It was a mix of absoultely horrible football with the occassional great play and some of the hits were bone crunching (yet comical). One "girl" was the MVP of the game and played for Dallas. This "female" was 5'9" and 220 ilbs. She wasnt fat and was fast as hell. "Nighttrain" racked up 438 yards rushing and 6 TDs in a 61-8 victory over New York. Not too sure how she would fair at rugby though. Im guessing she would be too much man for it.:D
http://www.womensprofootball.com/
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hey Slash thats pretty cool, u may have been the 1 of the para's that got me off the field about 2 years ago lol . I used to play minor league for the Fort Worth Texans, our home field was HEB stadium right there in NRH, same place the chicks play, anyway about 2 years ago a running back got tackled into the back / outside of my knee, tore my acl / mcl, and knocked my kneecap down by my chin, it was nasty... I remember being in the ambulance and the para's trying to talk me into some morphine, they were talking about how harsh the nurses were at the hospital with the IV's, but i still declined... Anyways if you were 1 of the guys then a big
to you.. what a small world lol
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why do these pissants envy us so?
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Dude!! You should have taken the morphine!!:D Are the Texans in the same league as the Denton Blast? My best friend is the coach for them.
HEB stadium is actually in Bedford, we have that new "Birdville Fine Arts Complex" football stadium off Mid-Cities Blvd.
oh yeah, here's "Nighttrain"
:rofl
http://www.dallasdiamondsfootball.com/playerview.php?playerid=43
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
If NFL players tried to play Rugby, two things would probably happen.
(1) The Rugby regulars would run circles around them endurance-wise.
(2) If they hit the Rugby regulars with the same ferocity that they hit football regulars, bones would break just about every single time.
There's a reason they wear those pads. Even with them, players routinely suffer injuries. I shudder to think what a guy like Ronnie Lott in his prime would have done to a Rugby player.
-- Todd/Leviathn
He would have broken his collar bone!
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oh cool they got a new stadium out there lol thats what they needed lol... naw i can't stand needles man, that was the big deal, they wanted me to have it and I wouldn't take it, I was telling them that my left didn't hurt and I was ok lol, I'm the type of person that will just feint at the sight of a needle, what worse, an IV lol... man i hate those things lol... Those girls have some athletes on the field, they used to play right before we did on saturdays, after everyone of there games we would be trying to recruit a player or two... The Fort Worth Texans folded about a year ago, I don't think they even have a team anymore, we would have been in different leagues than the crush, one is winterleague, and the other is summer, I can't remember which is which... I'm sure most of the players that played on the "Texans" team would most likely be playing for the "Heat" or the "Dallas Diesel" I quit after I busted my knee up for the 50th time lol about 2 years ago
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Originally posted by SkyRock
He would have broken his collar bone!
And liked it!
-- Todd/Leviathn
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:rofl
(http://www.jimhancock.com/images/jpeg/friends/idiots.jpg)
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Originally posted by Slash27
One "girl" was the MVP of the game and played for Dallas. This "female" was 5'9" and 220 ilbs. She wasnt fat and was fast as hell. Not too sure how she would fair at rugby though. Im guessing she would be too much man for it.:D
Now you're talking.
Did you get her number?
:D
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Yeah, she was #46:rofl
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Originally posted by Slash27
Dude!! You should have taken the morphine!!:D Are the Texans in the same league as the Denton Blast? My best friend is the coach for them.
HEB stadium is actually in Bedford, we have that new "Birdville Fine Arts Complex" football stadium off Mid-Cities Blvd.
oh yeah, here's "Nighttrain"
:rofl
http://www.dallasdiamondsfootball.com/playerview.php?playerid=43
Holy balls I had no idea that these teams existed. I wonder what the "tight ends" look like, or better yet the "wide receivers".:aok
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Originally posted by Slash27
Yeah, she was #46:rofl
Her jersey number not her waist size!
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Dam, What a beast!! She scares me LOL:eek:
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:rofl