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Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: SMIDSY on November 22, 2005, 03:27:56 AM
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Wolfala on November 22, 2005, 04:38:23 AM
She's 5 months pregnant, and she's your girlfriend, and the dad is another dude?
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Saintaw on November 22, 2005, 05:51:46 AM
Wolfala just passed the math test, hurray!
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: mora on November 22, 2005, 06:04:39 AM
How is it possible not to know you're pregnant until at 5 months!?? I've seen worse though...
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Saintaw on November 22, 2005, 06:11:04 AM
It IS possible:

(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)
Title: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Staga on November 22, 2005, 06:48:25 AM
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)


Congratulations !  :)


It takes a man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child :)

Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)
Title: Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Jackal1 on November 22, 2005, 06:51:20 AM
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Originally posted by Staga

Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)


Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: mora on November 22, 2005, 06:51:54 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
It IS possible:

(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)


lovely
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on November 22, 2005, 07:13:42 AM
By that mora truely means lovely - 90% of finnish women look like that or *gasp* worse. :D
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Bruv119 on November 22, 2005, 07:18:41 AM
For the benefit of the americans reading this thread that is a picture from a comedy show called  "Little Britain"  and he/she is called vicky pollard

her favourite quotes are

"woteva!" , "Bothered" and yea but no but yea but no yea.

It won't make any sense unless youve watched it.....

Bruv
~S~
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Eagler on November 22, 2005, 07:22:53 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
It IS possible:

(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)


congrats ...always knew you had a thing for blondes in pink Saintaw
you look very sharp in that cap too! :)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: capt. apathy on November 22, 2005, 07:38:10 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.


yep,  I'm not sure how far it's actually been pushed in practice, but the Washington state law says if you resided in the same place for any amount of time, there is no other guy already on the hook for the kids support and you've developed an "emotional bond" with the child you can be made to pay child support.  technically speaking if you spent the night, she don't know who his dad is , and she can coach the kid to stand up in court and say "he's my daddy", you're screwed.

be very very careful sleeping with single mothers.  

I'd also never start dating (or making any sort of advancement in the relationship) a pregnant woman.  their hormones are so out of control that they aren't even the same person as they would be otherwise.  you have no way of knowing who you'll end up with when she returns to whatever passes as normal for her.

I'd be careful, make no commitments or anything that could be construed as a promise until things settle down.  and if nothing else be damn sure to keep my own place.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FiLtH on November 22, 2005, 08:01:48 AM
SMIDSY...bail man.  Seriously.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 22, 2005, 08:40:24 AM
Bug the **** out.  Now!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 22, 2005, 08:56:53 AM
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.



Yup, was just going to say something along the same lines
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Sandman on November 22, 2005, 09:26:57 AM
Eject! Eject! Eject!
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: J_A_B on November 22, 2005, 09:47:13 AM
"It takes a really hard up man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child"


Fixed it for ya.


He'll leave her ASAP if he has an ounce of sense.  

J_A_B
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: GtoRA2 on November 22, 2005, 10:10:04 AM
Dump the walking ashtray!

Chicks that smoke are nasty.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: midnight Target on November 22, 2005, 10:12:26 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!
+
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Saintaw on November 22, 2005, 10:32:29 AM
Eagler...whoa...I'm the one in pink, of course! :D

It's taken out a fantastic comedy over here (well, on that tiny island on top 'o me)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/

I recommend it if you haven't seen it!

Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Tarmac on November 22, 2005, 11:17:57 AM
If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.
Title: Re: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 22, 2005, 11:42:38 AM
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O  and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O  and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)


Eject
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 22, 2005, 11:43:21 AM
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!


lol just saw this
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: SMIDSY on November 22, 2005, 04:20:56 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.


she is on a birth control shot that turns off her "time of the month" for about 5 months. i seen the ultrasound and it checks in with her story.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: nirvana on November 22, 2005, 04:49:06 PM
Haha Smidsy just got out of high school too.  What an a fruit loop.  Takes a ******* father to walk away from his own kid, but takes an ounce of sanity to leave your no good lying girlfriend who is carrying another guys kid.  When did she start with the shot?  I'm suspicious....
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Wolfala on November 22, 2005, 08:17:59 PM
So refresh my memory - u are ditching the *****, right?
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Waffle on November 22, 2005, 08:25:51 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2


Chicks that smoke are nasty.



Oral fixation can be a god thing...........

I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Toad on November 22, 2005, 08:27:25 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!


The last two are echoes.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Delirium on November 22, 2005, 08:35:50 PM
In most states, if you accept the child as your own, even if the child isn't via blood test, you STILL accept responsibility  ie child support payments.

Think VERY carefully on this...
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Delirium on November 22, 2005, 08:39:55 PM
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it


Here ya go Waffle...

(http://upload.talk2.nl/files/8530815T_FunPic004_womanSmokingCigar.jpg)
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Waffle on November 22, 2005, 08:44:12 PM
Awesome!!!


You got another pick of your mom from when she was 25-35?
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Delirium on November 22, 2005, 08:49:36 PM
Sure... do you want her clothed? Would you want the 'doggy-style' or the missionary photo?
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Waffle on November 22, 2005, 08:51:30 PM
actually, that pic above...looks like she's sitting on the doorstep of the mission....



So let's go with "who let the dogs out"...



:rofl
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FuBaR on November 22, 2005, 10:22:23 PM
keep it.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Sp4de on November 22, 2005, 10:23:14 PM
(http://www.hangers.com/pictures/small/dre17-sm.jpg)

:confused:
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: SMIDSY on November 22, 2005, 11:17:11 PM
the abortion process has begun. too late to turn back now. it is for the best because he (it is a he) would be born a retard or something. too much drinking and smoking and birth control in him for him to be normal.




PS
a problem has emerged: she has suddenly turned into a selfish *****. i deal with stress by isolating myself. she is calling me a selfish jerk because i wont spend every minuite of my day with her. i am throwing up constantly to the point of passing out.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Sandman on November 22, 2005, 11:19:16 PM
(http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/relations/stories/ac-crash/eject1x.jpg)
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FuBaR on November 22, 2005, 11:25:34 PM
lmao Sandy
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: SMIDSY on November 23, 2005, 12:47:47 AM
im startin to agree with you guys. she is showing what she will act like in about a year. i dont like what i see.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: FuBaR on November 23, 2005, 12:48:24 AM
Dr Phil.
Title: Turds In A Blender!!!!
Post by: Vulcan on November 23, 2005, 06:12:42 AM
Put her on a street corner, at least get some income outta her before you ditch her.