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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SMIDSY on November 22, 2005, 03:27:56 AM
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my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)
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She's 5 months pregnant, and she's your girlfriend, and the dad is another dude?
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Wolfala just passed the math test, hurray!
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How is it possible not to know you're pregnant until at 5 months!?? I've seen worse though...
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It IS possible:
(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)
Congratulations ! :)
It takes a man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child :)
Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)
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Originally posted by Staga
Anyways now You have a chance to play daddy and You can still bail out without consequences and without alimony payments :)
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.
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Originally posted by Saintaw
It IS possible:
(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)
lovely
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By that mora truely means lovely - 90% of finnish women look like that or *gasp* worse. :D
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For the benefit of the americans reading this thread that is a picture from a comedy show called "Little Britain" and he/she is called vicky pollard
her favourite quotes are
"woteva!" , "Bothered" and yea but no but yea but no yea.
It won't make any sense unless youve watched it.....
Bruv
~S~
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Originally posted by Saintaw
It IS possible:
(http://images.chavmum.co.uk/2005/06_2005/little-britain-vicki-pollard.jpg)
congrats ...always knew you had a thing for blondes in pink Saintaw
you look very sharp in that cap too! :)
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.
yep, I'm not sure how far it's actually been pushed in practice, but the Washington state law says if you resided in the same place for any amount of time, there is no other guy already on the hook for the kids support and you've developed an "emotional bond" with the child you can be made to pay child support. technically speaking if you spent the night, she don't know who his dad is , and she can coach the kid to stand up in court and say "he's my daddy", you're screwed.
be very very careful sleeping with single mothers.
I'd also never start dating (or making any sort of advancement in the relationship) a pregnant woman. their hormones are so out of control that they aren't even the same person as they would be otherwise. you have no way of knowing who you'll end up with when she returns to whatever passes as normal for her.
I'd be careful, make no commitments or anything that could be construed as a promise until things settle down. and if nothing else be damn sure to keep my own place.
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SMIDSY...bail man. Seriously.
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Bug the **** out. Now!
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Not true in most of the U.S. states anymore. As a rule , you accept the child and you are the legal father in terms of support, etc.
Yup, was just going to say something along the same lines
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Eject! Eject! Eject!
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"It takes a really hard up man to accept your GF is carrying another mans child"
Fixed it for ya.
He'll leave her ASAP if he has an ounce of sense.
J_A_B
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Dump the walking ashtray!
Chicks that smoke are nasty.
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!
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Eagler...whoa...I'm the one in pink, of course! :D
It's taken out a fantastic comedy over here (well, on that tiny island on top 'o me)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/
I recommend it if you haven't seen it!
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If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
my girlfriend of 4 months is 5 months pregnant!:O and she smoked and drank the whole time!:O and the father is a filthy mexican (omg just kidding i dont care.)
Eject
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!
lol just saw this
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Originally posted by Tarmac
If she didn't know for five months she's either been lying to you or too stupid to be worth keeping.
she is on a birth control shot that turns off her "time of the month" for about 5 months. i seen the ultrasound and it checks in with her story.
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Haha Smidsy just got out of high school too. What an a fruit loop. Takes a ******* father to walk away from his own kid, but takes an ounce of sanity to leave your no good lying girlfriend who is carrying another guys kid. When did she start with the shot? I'm suspicious....
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So refresh my memory - u are ditching the *****, right?
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Chicks that smoke are nasty.
Oral fixation can be a god thing...........
I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it
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Originally posted by Sandman
Eject! Eject! Eject!
The last two are echoes.
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In most states, if you accept the child as your own, even if the child isn't via blood test, you STILL accept responsibility ie child support payments.
Think VERY carefully on this...
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
I dig any chick who's willing to put something funky in her mouth and smoke it
Here ya go Waffle...
(http://upload.talk2.nl/files/8530815T_FunPic004_womanSmokingCigar.jpg)
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Awesome!!!
You got another pick of your mom from when she was 25-35?
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Sure... do you want her clothed? Would you want the 'doggy-style' or the missionary photo?
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actually, that pic above...looks like she's sitting on the doorstep of the mission....
So let's go with "who let the dogs out"...
:rofl
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keep it.
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(http://www.hangers.com/pictures/small/dre17-sm.jpg)
:confused:
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the abortion process has begun. too late to turn back now. it is for the best because he (it is a he) would be born a retard or something. too much drinking and smoking and birth control in him for him to be normal.
PS
a problem has emerged: she has suddenly turned into a selfish *****. i deal with stress by isolating myself. she is calling me a selfish jerk because i wont spend every minuite of my day with her. i am throwing up constantly to the point of passing out.
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(http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/relations/stories/ac-crash/eject1x.jpg)
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lmao Sandy
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im startin to agree with you guys. she is showing what she will act like in about a year. i dont like what i see.
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Dr Phil.
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Put her on a street corner, at least get some income outta her before you ditch her.