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Title: Differences between Men and Women PART TWO:
Post by: Ripsnort on January 12, 2001, 09:42:00 AM

DEFINITIONS BY GENDER
 
 THINGY:
 female: Any part under a car's hood.
 male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

 VULNERABLE:
 female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
 male: Playing football without a helmet.
 
 COMMUNICATION:
 female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
 male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
 
 BUTT:
 female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
 male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown,
 home run, or goal.  Also good for mooning.
 
 COMMITMENT:
 female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
 male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
 
 ENTERTAINMENT:
 female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
 male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
 
 FLATULENCE:
 female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
 male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Title: Differences between Men and Women PART TWO:
Post by: Pepino on January 12, 2001, 10:02:00 AM

LOL!  (Part TWO)   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Pepe

Title: Differences between Men and Women PART TWO:
Post by: Saintaw on January 12, 2001, 11:51:00 AM

hehehe, had missed this one  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Differences between Men and Women PART TWO:
Post by: StSanta on January 12, 2001, 06:47:00 PM

ROFL!

And rip is married, he knows what he's talking about  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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