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Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: weaselsan on November 25, 2005, 07:17:29 PM
Now Booooosh is going to start a war with the Martians...without permission from Canada.

HERE (http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1)
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Masherbrum on November 25, 2005, 07:39:06 PM
"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Can someone REALLY be this stupid?  

Masher
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Ripsnort on November 25, 2005, 07:46:15 PM
I believe in aliens (http://news.wlu.edu/pub/libs/images/usr/56.jpg)
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: eagl on November 25, 2005, 07:54:27 PM
Because everyone knows that the best defense is to not have a defense at all...  Read the whole article and it's clear it's just some noise made up to try to push through a treaty outlawing all weapons in space.  There already exists a treaty outlawing WMD in space and this appears to be part of a push to ensure that no weapons at all are created for use in space.

So when the "alien overlords" arrive, we'll clearly be able to interact with them as social and economic equals, and the aliens will of course be polite enough to ignore the fact that we couldn't even defend ourselves from someone in orbit armed with a few big rocks.

Aliens or not, it's pacifist nonsense.  The meek have always inherited very small portions of the earth, and they often die screaming.  Pansies.
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: moot on November 26, 2005, 08:41:01 AM
Gentlemen's agreement :lol
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 26, 2005, 09:19:23 AM
It's all true.  
http://www.tldm.org/news4/satellite.htm
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: mechanic on November 26, 2005, 09:24:19 AM
lol at eagl, I like the idea of somw aliens on the outer rim of the solar system playing 9 pin skittles with meteors.

intergalatic bowling championships.



someone had a great hit on Jupiter a few years back with schmkrlvy comet.
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: detch01 on November 26, 2005, 10:57:08 AM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Can someone REALLY be this stupid?  

Masher


This is Hellyer, he was a Canadian defense minister in the '60's and yes, he is this stupid. He was one of the architects of Canada's long slide into the ridiculous. Most of us are just hoping his little green friends come to collect him soon.
:noid


asw
Title: Re: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 26, 2005, 11:10:48 AM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
Now Booooosh is going to start a war with the Martians...without permission from Canada.

HERE (http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1)


We dont need permission from Canada.
Only from France.

Sheesh I thought everyone knew that already :lol
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Furball on November 26, 2005, 11:13:16 AM
dont forget their bum chum germany.
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 26, 2005, 11:18:07 AM
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Originally posted by Furball
dont forget their bum chum germany.


Well the French seem to think they are in charge of everything over there anyway so...;)
Title: Re: Re: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Gunslinger on November 26, 2005, 11:23:52 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
We dont need permission from Canada.
Only from France.

Sheesh I thought everyone knew that already :lol


The french don't like it either, they are planning an "Advanced Surrender" to all intergalactic beings.  Once landed in france the french will then wow them with stinky cheese and lack of basic hygene.
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Bodhi on November 26, 2005, 12:17:34 PM
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Originally posted by mechanic
lol at eagl, I like the idea of somw aliens on the outer rim of the solar system playing 9 pin skittles with meteors.

intergalatic bowling championships.



someone had a great hit on Jupiter a few years back with schmkrlvy comet.



I knew you could not resist.

So much for your sob story "I quit" thread....
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: ASTAC on November 26, 2005, 06:15:03 PM
NO WAR FOR DILITHIUM!!!:mad:
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: Gunslinger on November 26, 2005, 06:40:02 PM
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Originally posted by ASTAC
NO WAR FOR DILITHIUM!!!:mad:


Or Deuterium lol
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: nirvana on November 26, 2005, 09:51:59 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Masherbrum
"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Can someone REALLY be this stupid?  

Masher



:rofl :rofl :rofl   I'm crying that was so funny:rofl
Title: OMG.. War of the Worlds
Post by: ASTAC on November 26, 2005, 10:25:41 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Or Deuterium lol

:rofl I almost said that.