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Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Eagler on November 28, 2005, 03:28:45 PM
maybe it's your fault the needle is super-sized :)

Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=healthNews&storyid=2005-11-28T185012Z_01_MOL867559_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUTTOCKS.xml&rpc=22)
Title: Re: afraid of needles?
Post by: Ripsnort on November 28, 2005, 03:31:09 PM
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Originally posted by Eagler
maybe it's your fault the needle is super-sized :)

Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=healthNews&storyid=2005-11-28T185012Z_01_MOL867559_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUTTOCKS.xml&rpc=22)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Mustaine on November 28, 2005, 03:34:34 PM
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Lyndon B. Johnson: [Putting medal on Forrest] America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. Now I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?
Forrest Gump: In the buttocks.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Oh that must be a site.
[Whispering to Forrest]
Lyndon B. Johnson: I'd like to see that.
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on November 28, 2005, 07:22:16 PM
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......study found that as few as one in 10 women ....... may be getting proper doses from injections because the needles can't reach the target zone


I think that speaks for itself.  For years the doctors warned them about those "little salamanders".  




:D
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Chairboy on November 28, 2005, 07:27:39 PM
Must....  resist...  noodle...  jokes!

Urge to pun....   rising...
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on November 28, 2005, 07:33:07 PM
Cmon, dont hold back!  

Some guys just need to understand their limitations.  I mean, you dont pick up footlong buns for a standard weiner now do you?  That would just be embarassing.  To serve I mean.  Small hotdogs in big buns.  You know.  

Sorry laughing too hard to type lol.
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Gunslinger on November 28, 2005, 07:40:19 PM
Needles aside those fricken "air guns" they used on us at boot camp sucked 10 times worse.

EDIT:

When I got my Vasectomy the doc was sucking the local into the syringe with what looked like a horse needle.....can you guys guess where that needle is about to be stuck.  I almost started to literally panic and the doc looked at me and told me to relax, that one is just used for drawing....a smaller one is used for the actual application.  My nuts thanked him until he administered the local.
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: RedDg on November 28, 2005, 07:57:56 PM
Men are wussies!!!!  

-Mrs. Reddog:cry
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Meatwad on November 28, 2005, 08:03:49 PM
They wouldnt need bigger needles if they actually worked and didnt sit on their butt all day eaying bon bons and watching oprah
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Debonair on November 29, 2005, 01:16:36 AM
(http://www.stud.fernuni-hagen.de/q4837037/images/bestpeg/large/416c.jpg)
Title: afraid of needles?
Post by: Meatwad on November 29, 2005, 03:04:14 PM
Exactly :aok