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Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: Mickey1992 on November 30, 2005, 02:14:21 PM

Anyone have a wireless home security/monitoring system that they are using?  I am reading conflicting comments on different forums regarding different products.

Anyone have the Motorola system?
http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/hmez2000/

Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 30, 2005, 02:17:45 PM

Yes, land mines.
-SW

Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: Skuzzy on November 30, 2005, 02:19:37 PM

Only problem with land mines occurs when you lose the map and the Wife wants you to plant a tree.

Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: rabbidrabbit on November 30, 2005, 02:42:29 PM

make her plant it..  Duh!!

Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: Skuzzy on November 30, 2005, 03:25:20 PM

LOL!  I know how that conversation would go.

Her: "Sure, I'll do it.  You'll need to fix dinner though."
Me: "No problem."
Her (in the garage):  Hon, where is the shovel?
Me:  On the garage wall.
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Her:  Hon, what do you think about this spot?
Me (going outside):  Looks ok to me.
Her:  You sure?
Me: (I want to say, if its on our property, I dunt care where it is) Yes.
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Her:  How's dinner coming?
Me:  Fine (the damn noodles for the mac and cheese are burned).
Her: Hon, how deep should I bury it?
Me: Where you cannot see the roots no more (now the cheese is on fire).
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Her:  Hon, I cannot seem to get the ground broken up.
Me:  Water it! (where is the fire extinguisher?)
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Her:  Hon, where is the water hose?
Me:  In the garage, on the wall, next to where the shovel was (as I tear the smoke detector from the ceiling)
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Her:  Hon, the hose is leaking at the faucet.
Me:  Did you drop the seal from the end of the hose (while ripping the smoke detector down, i kicked the pot over onto the cat).
Her: I dunt think so, how do you tell?
Me:  (the cat is really pissed) Look in the end of the hose for a black rubber circle.
Her:  Ok, thank you.
Me:  No problem (as the cat buries all of its hooks into my back).
Her:  I think I must have dropped the sealy-thing.  Do we have another one?
Me:  (I give up.  Being blown up by a land mine sounds better than what I have been doing the last 30 minutes).  Let me come out and find it.  Why dunt you fix dinner?
Her:  Ok.

Title: DIY wireless home security
Post by: rabbidrabbit on November 30, 2005, 05:23:46 PM

yup, you are most definitely married....