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Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: capt. apathy on December 01, 2005, 01:35:08 PM
Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq


10. "Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign"

9. "Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah"

8. "Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge"

7. "Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'"

6. "Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama"

5. "A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head"

4. "Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb"

3. "Wait, you mean it ain't going well?"

2. "Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag"

1. "Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'"
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: john9001 on December 01, 2005, 02:44:19 PM
is letterman still on TV?
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: SirLoin on December 01, 2005, 03:05:32 PM
11:Hold a huge fireworks display over Bagdad celebrating their hard won freedom...using phospherous grenades for the occasion(then lie about it for 2 years)
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Sakai on December 01, 2005, 03:11:34 PM
That's too accurate to be funny, but some of them are.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Silat on December 01, 2005, 04:18:59 PM
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Originally posted by SirLoin
11:Hold a huge fireworks display over Bagdad celebrating their hard won freedom...using phospherous grenades for the occasion(then lie about it for 2 years)



Clap!! Clap!!

 :)
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: rpm on December 01, 2005, 06:49:20 PM
Dave rules.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: 1K3 on December 01, 2005, 06:59:42 PM
2. "Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag"

lol #2 was even funnier when they showed a footage of GW Bush trying to open that 'locked door'.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: SOB on December 01, 2005, 07:53:43 PM
David Letterman is just a shrill for the liberal left.  There's no way he's EVAR make fun of a democrat president.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Yeager on December 01, 2005, 09:12:44 PM
how many posts do I have?  :O
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Sakai on December 02, 2005, 07:57:47 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
David Letterman is just a shrill for the liberal left.  There's no way he's EVAR make fun of a democrat president.


Got an issue?  Have a tissue.

Sakai
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: slimm50 on December 02, 2005, 08:33:26 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Dave rules.

Dave sux.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Sakai on December 02, 2005, 08:58:31 AM
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Originally posted by slimm50
Dave sux.


It's painful to acknowledge a failed and errant love of someone.  You guys should be mad, you sold your souls for a liar.

Don't blame us anymore though, OK?  We didn't lie to you and we did not make you choose your boy.

Sakai
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Masherbrum on December 02, 2005, 09:27:26 AM
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Originally posted by slimm50
Dave sux.


And the Big chinned, Doritos peddler is better?  Gimme a break.

Karaya
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: rpm on December 02, 2005, 06:49:12 PM
Johnny Carson used to send Dave jokes for the monologue. He never sent Leno a single joke. Dave was always the "chosen one" to take over the Tonight Show in Johnny's eye. That's good enough for me.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: SOB on December 02, 2005, 07:42:22 PM
Leno not only sucks, but he in fact sucks balls.  Just awful.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: lasersailor184 on December 02, 2005, 07:45:41 PM
Johnny Carson was amazing.  It is an atrocity that they let Letterman take over his spot.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 02, 2005, 08:02:45 PM
They didn't... Leno is in it.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Stang on December 02, 2005, 09:01:00 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Johnny Carson was amazing.  It is an atrocity that they let Letterman take over his spot.
:huh
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: GtoRA2 on December 02, 2005, 09:37:45 PM
wasnt their some bad blood between Johny and Dave after the tonight went to Leno?


I don't like either much but Leterman is funnier the leno. Thats not sayingm uch though.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: slimm50 on December 02, 2005, 09:56:59 PM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
And the Big chinned, Doritos peddler is better?  Gimme a break.

Karaya

No, they both sux. Late nite TV ain't the same since Carson left.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Nilsen on December 03, 2005, 02:55:00 AM
LOL.. Letterman is good.. see it almost every night before bed.

P.S. I belive he made plenty of fun at liberal Clinton too, and still does whenever he gets a chanse ;)
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: SOB on December 03, 2005, 03:14:44 AM
I think maybe my sarcasm was too subtle.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Nilsen on December 03, 2005, 03:21:12 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
I think maybe my sarcasm was too subtle.


Or abit to early in the morning for me :D
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Sandman on December 03, 2005, 12:47:28 PM
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Originally posted by slimm50
No, they both sux. Late nite TV ain't the same since Carson left.


There's only one thing that could make late night watchable.


Jon Stewart.
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: rpm on December 03, 2005, 05:56:13 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
wasnt their some bad blood between Johny and Dave after the tonight went to Leno?
Just the opposite. Johnny advised Dave on leaving NBC and taking the CBS offer. He was not happy with the tactics of NBC execs and Leno's agent.

Watch the movie "The Late Shift" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0116835/) .
Title: lettermans top 10
Post by: Gunslinger on December 03, 2005, 06:04:37 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
I think maybe my sarcasm was too subtle.


look what you did!  :aok :rofl