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Title: What's Arabic for "Yankee Ingenuity"?
Post by: Toad on December 22, 2001, 08:12:00 AM
Pentagon to use new bomb against Afghan caves (http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/12/22/ret.new.bomb.ap/index.html)

 
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- The U.S. military will begin using a new bomb in Afghanistan designed to send a suffocating blast through a cave complex without sealing the entrance with debris.

Military researchers rushed the new "thermobaric" bomb to completion after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and it was tested in Nevada on December 14, said Air Force spokesman Capt. Joe Della Vedova. The military was developing the weapon to use against bunkers and other buildings.

 

Osama, you didn't have a clue what you REALLY started, did you?
Title: What's Arabic for "Yankee Ingenuity"?
Post by: mietla on December 22, 2001, 11:26:00 AM
It's like sucking gophers out of their holes with the plunger  :)

I actually saw some show about environmetalists getting upset with people killing gophers. They've designed a truck with a huge wire cage and a giant vacuum cleaner. They stuck the nozzle into a hole, and voila, you could see small furry things jetting through the transparent hose and into the cage.

"The gophers are confused, but otherwise unharmed" - stated the inventor. "we are going to relocate them at some other location.
Title: What's Arabic for "Yankee Ingenuity"?
Post by: Toad on December 22, 2001, 06:04:00 PM
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Originally posted by mietla:
It's "The gophers are confused, but otherwise unharmed" - stated the inventor. "we are going to relocate them at some other location.


Yeah... relocate to the Purina Cat Food Cannery...  :)
Title: What's Arabic for "Yankee Ingenuity"?
Post by: Hangtime on December 26, 2001, 06:10:00 PM
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They've designed a truck with a huge wire cage and a giant vacuum cleaner. They stuck the nozzle into a hole, and voila, you could see small furry things jetting through the transparent hose and into the cage.
 

Great news!! I'll pass this info on to a nurse I know... her hospital gets all the gay paitents from Fire Island, and they've been seeing an alarming increase in gerbil/anus incidents. Sounds like this thing will handle a gerbil extraction with exceptional results.  :D

Q: whats on the back of Vaseline Jars on Fire Island?
A: pictures of missing gerbils
Title: What's Arabic for "Yankee Ingenuity"?
Post by: batdog on December 27, 2001, 06:04:00 AM
Oh ye gods Hang... the PC police are gonna be right around corner...   :p

xBAT