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Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: doobs on December 05, 2005, 08:34:16 PM

Last year Santa Flew in the MA with a Jet powered sleigh, rudolf included.

But the last I saw of him He took a direct puffy ack hit.

Hope he returns this year.

would be cool to see head elf Skuzzy in a jet powered tricycle, pedalin behind.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Murdr on December 05, 2005, 08:40:52 PM

HiTech's favorites list (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1884384#post1884384) appears to answer that question.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: airbumba on December 05, 2005, 10:38:57 PM

Doobs, your on a list alright...but it ain't Santa comin to visit.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Morpheus on December 05, 2005, 11:01:15 PM

maybe santa will bring us ToD for xmas. :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: SkyRock on December 05, 2005, 11:18:18 PM

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Originally posted by Morpheus
maybe santa will bring us ToD for xmas. :)

I think it comes out in two weeks!



hee hee

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: nirvana on December 06, 2005, 12:54:53 AM

WEEEOOOO WEEEEOOOOO  The PC police are here.  


What about a Hannukah sleigh?  It can shoot dreidels.  And a Kwanzaa sleigh.  One for each country.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: hitech on December 06, 2005, 09:29:36 AM

doobs: Have you been a naughty or nice?


HiTech

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: doobs on December 06, 2005, 10:27:36 AM

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Originally posted by hitech
doobs: Have you been a naughty or nice?


HiTech

Guess that will mean the difference between 20 mm and 30 mm cannon
on Saint Hitech's sleigh.


well at least it didn't seem to have the stop on a dime abillity the flying
PT's had.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Morpheus on December 06, 2005, 10:53:50 AM

I wish for all fields to have the flying PT boat enabled on xmas for all players. :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Guppy35 on December 06, 2005, 11:04:51 AM

Maybe Hitech shows up in a P39?  Hey Santa's shown up in one before.  I have proof! :)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/27/p-39_c_03.jpg)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Octavius on December 06, 2005, 11:16:16 AM

hahaha, that is awesome ^^

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Morpheus on December 06, 2005, 11:29:00 AM

LOL imagine pulling up to a drive through in that with the window rolled down. :lol

I dont think our BK facilities can accommodate such vehicle. I will have to talk to levi about this.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mipoikel on December 06, 2005, 11:51:12 AM

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Originally posted by Guppy35
Maybe Hitech shows up in a P39?  Hey Santa's shown up in one before.  I have proof! :)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/27/p-39_c_03.jpg)

As you can se there are shadows of filmcameras. So there must be live footage of santa somewhere...:noid

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Guppy35 on December 06, 2005, 02:41:28 PM

Of course the Luftwabbles will argue that Santa is coming in a 190, and then complain that he'll be late because HTC didn't model it correctly :)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/27/190Santa.jpg)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Morpheus on December 06, 2005, 02:42:58 PM

Eeewww wtf santa is no Nazi. That is a US spy sent over to collect top secret information.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mipoikel on December 06, 2005, 03:38:46 PM

Santa lives in Finland, thats a fact.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: vorticon on December 06, 2005, 04:53:35 PM

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Originally posted by mipoikel
Santa lives in Finland, thats a fact.

bah, only during baby seal season....rest of the time he's somewhere off the northern coast of canada...

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: SMIDSY on December 07, 2005, 02:16:14 AM

i say we have an evil santa. one that is invincible and has a super-rapid fire 40mm in the nose. also it can go as fast as he wants and can turn on a dime without stalling. hundreds would be killed. and santa would be a gamma powered mechanical monster!! WITH FREEWAY ONRAMPS FOR ALL!! AND A HEART AS BLACK AS COAL!!!! BWAHAHAHA!! IM DREAMING OF A RED CHRISTMAS!!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Slash27 on December 07, 2005, 02:30:43 AM

Quote

Originally posted by mipoikel
Santa lives in Finland, thats a fact.

He has a vacation home in Krum,Texas. I seen it.:noid

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Gianlupo on December 07, 2005, 02:55:17 AM

No, no, Santa lives here:  (http://www.santaclausvillage.info/) I've been there, and I saw him... I know he's there!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mipoikel on December 07, 2005, 03:23:25 AM

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Originally posted by Gianlupo
No, no, Santa lives here:  (http://www.santaclausvillage.info/) I've been there, and I saw him... I know he's there!

Really? I lived in Rovaniemi 5 years. Nice but very cold place. :)

Did u visit here: http://www.santapark.com/

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Have on December 07, 2005, 03:41:11 AM

Yep, mipoikel is right, santa lives in Finland! :aok

Guppy posted some excellent pictures, it seems that santa has quite an arsenal of airplanes :) :D

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Gianlupo on December 07, 2005, 03:48:37 AM

Nope Mipoikel. We stopped at Rovaniemi (yep, nice place) during our trip to North Cape, and we visited Santa's village. It was 1991, a month long trip with camper through all the Scandinavian countries and Leningrad.

I liked very much those countries and the people living there. :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: SASMOX on December 07, 2005, 04:03:13 AM

Santa lives in Korvatunturi (Finland)  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korvatunturi)

KorvatunturiLand

In the middle of the wilds in a remote corner of Savukoski lies Korvatunturi Fell, where Santa and Mrs. Claus live. Most of the municipality of Savukoski is uninhabited fell country.

KorvatunturiLand includes the home of Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, the surrounding wilds, animals, natural products and 1,500 inhabitants.

Traditions include fishing and logging. Forestry, small-scale farming, reindeer herding and natural products are still among the most important industries.

(http://www.korvatunturi.fi/sivut_en/kuvat/kuva2.gif)

(http://www.korvatunturi.fi/kuvat/osa4.jpg)
here is the link (http://www.korvatunturi.fi/index_en.html)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Donzo on December 07, 2005, 05:59:36 AM

SANTA_256.TCA

Santa's in there just waiting to come out. :aok

For that matter:
SHEEP_256.TCA

Bring out the sheep I say!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: save on December 07, 2005, 07:53:44 AM

"No, no, Santa lives here: http://www.santaclausvillage.info/ I've been there, and I saw him... I know he's there!"

You just had too much kossu to notice the red thing was not Santa but the firetruck


ps kossu is slang for koskenkorva vodka ds

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 07:57:14 AM

Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.

Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.

The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.

While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.

When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.

Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.

When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.

Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.

I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.

As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....  

"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….

As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced

For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.

An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…

Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.  

The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.

I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: reeb on December 07, 2005, 08:08:19 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That right there is funny and did i mention ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: BlauK on December 07, 2005, 09:02:03 AM

Sorry Morpheus,
No-one bit your bait :D

:aok  wtg guys!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 09:44:48 AM

thanks reeb.....

I wanted to parody the whole poem but its been a long day

:aok

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: doobs on December 07, 2005, 09:58:55 AM

Good one mussie:aok


you are defintely twisted

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 10:04:04 AM

Thanks boss

I had a line about eastwood getting shot down in a C47...... But its dam hard to rhyme anything with eastwood.

:p

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Iceman24 on December 07, 2005, 10:06:57 AM

I hope we get to see the sleigh... I wanna go deer huntin in a 262 :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 10:09:34 AM

Though I have never had the chance to encounter HT in his SLAY.... I am under the impression that the it will be doing the hunting....


Then again, I could be wrong. I will just have to wait till XMAS to find out

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Iceman24 on December 07, 2005, 10:24:29 AM

LOL no kiddin right, he'll probably model it after an F16 or something like that... oh well i'll spend some xmas perkies to go after him :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Iceman24 on December 07, 2005, 10:25:24 AM

now if ol santa is handing out sidewinder missiles as presents, it will be a different story lol

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 10:28:42 AM

Player1: Look i can see roudolfs red nose!!!

Player2: Thats the laser targeting you fool


NOTE: I KNOW THE SIDWINDER IS NOT A LASER GUIDED MISSLE

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Iceman24 on December 07, 2005, 10:29:58 AM

it could drop laser guided bombs tho lol

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Gianlupo on December 07, 2005, 10:40:39 AM

Quote

Originally posted by save

You just had too much kossu to notice the red thing was not Santa but the firetruck

Oohmmagawd!... That kossu had to be really strong... I checked the web page again and I still see Santa instead of that firetruck.... :O :huh :huh

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 10:44:30 AM

so does that mean the deer poo is chaff :)

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Iceman24 on December 07, 2005, 10:58:24 AM

no... flares lol

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 11:13:32 AM

yeah but only if they had been eating chillies

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: USHilDvl on December 07, 2005, 04:49:12 PM

Please....Santa lives in Jersey!  I know da guy!  He owes me money!  Hangs out wit my buddy's sister's best friend's cousin's uncle!  We're like brothers!

Spends summer weekends downashore...Wildwood I think.  Big place, nice property, lotsa little guys runnin' around, noisy in the fall.  I think he's in da toy bidness or sumpthin'.

Yea, yea...I know dis guy.  Jersey, I tells ya!

:p

 Merry Christmahanuakwanzikha!

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: airbumba on December 07, 2005, 05:57:16 PM

WTG Mussie, lol.

Funny as hell was your rants,
I laghed so hard I crapped my pants.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: Glasses on December 08, 2005, 01:35:11 PM

I'd like to see the LuftSanta beat the elves into a pulp and make them work their butt cheeks off in fixing the 190s' FM(Including the Ta)


That'd be the greatest gift evah, if they re did the bacon of a pork called  the Fw line up.

Title: Will Santa Visit the MA
Post by: hubsonfire on December 08, 2005, 01:46:12 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Guppy35
Of course the Luftwabbles will argue that Santa is coming in a 190, and then complain that he'll be late because HTC didn't model it correctly :)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/freehost/files/27/190Santa.jpg)

:rofl