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Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 11:20:22 AM
Dont want to double up on a post here but.
I put this in doobs post about santa in the MA.
I figure that most would have missed it so I am going to post it here in its own thread.


Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.

Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.

The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.

While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.

When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.

Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.

When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.

Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.

I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.

As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....

"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….

As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced

For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.

An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…

Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.

The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.

I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”

Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Pooface on December 07, 2005, 12:30:57 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol


OMFG!!!


LOL, that was awesome mussie, good job mate!!!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Wilbus on December 07, 2005, 01:25:14 PM
LOL!!

Wtg!


:rofl
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: sullie363 on December 07, 2005, 02:33:59 PM
Very nice. :D :D :D
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 04:20:47 PM
thanks ppl

I am going to try a parody of the twelve days of xmas next

Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Skuzzy on December 07, 2005, 04:37:24 PM
ROFL!!!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Kev367th on December 07, 2005, 04:54:26 PM
LOL

Could I suggest as some :

8 Bish a milking
9 Spittys dancing
10 Tigers leaping
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Ghosth on December 07, 2005, 07:05:53 PM
Very well said indeed!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on December 07, 2005, 08:24:47 PM
FIVE IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCH GUNS

4 bombs a dropping

3 Lancs diving

2 dweebs vulching

and an M3 in a group of trees!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Raptor on December 07, 2005, 11:08:54 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A perk plane lost to a Birch tree
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: BigGun on December 08, 2005, 02:18:53 PM
on 1st day of xmas, htc gave to me...

TOD..ya right..like in 2009!!!!!!!!!!:D
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Murdr on December 08, 2005, 03:41:10 PM
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me

Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing

Eleven stangs a running

Ten Wulfs a picking

Nine BKs vulching

Eight Lancs a diving

Seven porked airfields

Six "niki's" warping

Five..........auger dweebs

Four puffy acks

Three head - ons

Two gang bangs

And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 08, 2005, 06:02:42 PM
Damit Murdr you have thrown down the glove.....

I shall reply shortly :furious






















Nice work BTW
:D

Love the Auger dweebs by the way




Great I have this song stuck in my head now.......

 :confused:
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: SkyChimp on December 08, 2005, 07:13:47 PM
:rofl  Murdr and muss thats great u made my day =)!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 08, 2005, 07:34:08 PM
so would that be mus murdr

:huh
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: thndregg on December 08, 2005, 10:55:35 PM
...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 08, 2005, 11:15:01 PM
buy a playboy that might help
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Skuzzy on December 09, 2005, 07:07:47 AM
LOL!  I think we have a winner.  Nice one Murdr,...LOL!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Murdr on December 09, 2005, 07:43:37 AM
Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight

Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight

:D
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Skuzzy on December 09, 2005, 11:14:10 AM
ROFL!!!!

Waffle, you need to produce this!  LOL!!!
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 09, 2005, 03:07:51 PM
Oh 163 Oh 163.
You make short work of lancs for me.
Flying high up in the sky.
To raid our HQ they do fly.
By Your 30 mils they die.
To their wings they kiss goodbye.

Oh 163 Oh 163.
I whish you were perk point free.






:D
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: P0G0 on December 09, 2005, 03:11:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by thndregg
...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....



you'll shoot your eye out kid........
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Mustaine on December 09, 2005, 03:37:36 PM
not the best entry by far, but my little funnay ;)


Jingle Bells
HiTech Smells
Pyro laid an egg
The Messerschmitt lost it's flaps
so the Luft-Whiners cry all day.

Dashing through the 'net
With a 28.8 connect
Oh the warps are there
Skuzzy pulls his hair (ouch ouch ouch)
Supa' does his art
While Natedog lights a fart
Oh poor Carrie cries to Dale
And Sudz just brews more ale
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 09, 2005, 03:45:21 PM
not bad mate

:)
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Hornet33 on December 09, 2005, 08:44:12 PM
Sing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"



Tool shedders come and fly with me and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

To kill the furballers game we
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

We'll fly to the enemy's HQ and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Because that is just what we do
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB

You want to take a base you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Make sure you hit the VH
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Kill that GV at the spawn place go
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Shoot the fighters in the face while you
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb

High altitude is the place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Be sure to calibrate when you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

I hate getting shot when I'm trying to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

HiTech rocks for giving us a place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 09, 2005, 08:51:45 PM
HAHAHA LOL HORNET
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 09, 2005, 08:57:48 PM
I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....

BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe :p
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: Schatzi on December 10, 2005, 04:01:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....

BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe :p



Not to be picky, but most Europe has Euros.....

How much is a pound???? :D (I *might* think about starting a Xmas carol singer career here....)
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: mussie on December 11, 2005, 03:03:24 AM
Sorry Schatzi, I knew that but was to slack to edit.....



Oh BTW this was more a joke on the value of the Ozzy dollar :p
Title: Twas the night before Christmas
Post by: betty on December 12, 2005, 04:01:53 PM
i just noticed this thread, and yall r awsome. these are way too funny...wtg guys


HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!