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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: mussie on December 07, 2005, 11:20:22 AM
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Dont want to double up on a post here but.
I put this in doobs post about santa in the MA.
I figure that most would have missed it so I am going to post it here in its own thread.
Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.
Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.
The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.
While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.
When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.
Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.
When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.
Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.
I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.
As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....
"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….
As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced
For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.
An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…
Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.
The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.
I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol
OMFG!!!
LOL, that was awesome mussie, good job mate!!!
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LOL!!
Wtg!
:rofl
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Very nice. :D :D :D
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thanks ppl
I am going to try a parody of the twelve days of xmas next
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ROFL!!!
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LOL
Could I suggest as some :
8 Bish a milking
9 Spittys dancing
10 Tigers leaping
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Very well said indeed!
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FIVE IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNCH GUNS
4 bombs a dropping
3 Lancs diving
2 dweebs vulching
and an M3 in a group of trees!
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A perk plane lost to a Birch tree
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on 1st day of xmas, htc gave to me...
TOD..ya right..like in 2009!!!!!!!!!!:D
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On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me
Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing
Eleven stangs a running
Ten Wulfs a picking
Nine BKs vulching
Eight Lancs a diving
Seven porked airfields
Six "niki's" warping
Five..........auger dweebs
Four puffy acks
Three head - ons
Two gang bangs
And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
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Damit Murdr you have thrown down the glove.....
I shall reply shortly :furious
Nice work BTW
:D
Love the Auger dweebs by the way
Great I have this song stuck in my head now.......
:confused:
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:rofl Murdr and muss thats great u made my day =)!
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so would that be mus murdr
:huh
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...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....
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buy a playboy that might help
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LOL! I think we have a winner. Nice one Murdr,...LOL!
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Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight
Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight
:D
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ROFL!!!!
Waffle, you need to produce this! LOL!!!
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Oh 163 Oh 163.
You make short work of lancs for me.
Flying high up in the sky.
To raid our HQ they do fly.
By Your 30 mils they die.
To their wings they kiss goodbye.
Oh 163 Oh 163.
I whish you were perk point free.
:D
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Originally posted by thndregg
...All I want for Christmas is a Five Inch Gun....
you'll shoot your eye out kid........
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not the best entry by far, but my little funnay ;)
Jingle Bells
HiTech Smells
Pyro laid an egg
The Messerschmitt lost it's flaps
so the Luft-Whiners cry all day.
Dashing through the 'net
With a 28.8 connect
Oh the warps are there
Skuzzy pulls his hair (ouch ouch ouch)
Supa' does his art
While Natedog lights a fart
Oh poor Carrie cries to Dale
And Sudz just brews more ale
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not bad mate
:)
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Sing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"
Tool shedders come and fly with me and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
To kill the furballers game we
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
We'll fly to the enemy's HQ and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Because that is just what we do
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB
You want to take a base you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Make sure you hit the VH
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Kill that GV at the spawn place go
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Shoot the fighters in the face while you
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
High altitude is the place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
Be sure to calibrate when you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
I hate getting shot when I'm trying to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb
HiTech rocks for giving us a place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
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HAHAHA LOL HORNET
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I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....
BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe :p
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Originally posted by mussie
I will pay $100 Aus to anyone who can get there choir to sing this lot and tape it....
BTW $100 Aus is about about $5 us or one pound fifty for those in europe :p
Not to be picky, but most Europe has Euros.....
How much is a pound???? :D (I *might* think about starting a Xmas carol singer career here....)
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Sorry Schatzi, I knew that but was to slack to edit.....
Oh BTW this was more a joke on the value of the Ozzy dollar :p
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i just noticed this thread, and yall r awsome. these are way too funny...wtg guys
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!