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Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: FuBaR on December 08, 2005, 08:20:52 PM: Dear ******,

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

May you also experience a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, or is indeed the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: dmf on December 08, 2005, 08:33:41 PM: Happy Holidays to you too

Non politicaly correct version>>>>>> Merry Christmas, and a Happy new Year. To all that it applie to.
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: SMIDSY on December 08, 2005, 08:57:28 PM: i want to wish everybody a...
merry christmas

crazy kwanza

happy honuka

tip top teht

and a solomn and dignified ramadon
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: USHilDvl on December 08, 2005, 09:01:35 PM: Merry Christmahannuakwaanzika to All!

:p
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 08, 2005, 11:15:04 PM: I take offense to the term "Holiday" as it is a form of 'holy day' which connotes existance of a deity.

(let's see... last year I suggested "observance" as a more PC term, but that could be offensive to the sight impaired.)
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Sixpence on December 09, 2005, 12:16:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I take offense to the term "Holiday" as it is a form of 'holy day' which connotes existance of a deity.

(let's see... last year I suggested "observance" as a more PC term, but that could be offensive to the sight impaired.)

lol, looks like holiday inn is going to court!
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Shane on December 09, 2005, 05:54:56 AM: I prefer "Merry Commercialism" and "Happy Sales Days"
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: moot on December 09, 2005, 07:33:32 AM: Happiness is offensive to those of us who believe in a rational lifestyle, free of emotion.
Cease and desist, please.
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Maverick on December 09, 2005, 09:22:53 AM: Merry Bah, Happy Humbug! Now go away.

Hrumpf!
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: RTR on December 09, 2005, 09:24:32 AM: The regular calm and serenity of these boards is being disturbed by Pagan Rituals and religeous zealotry.

Zeus, Olympus and Clapton are getting P.O.'d.

RTR
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Eden on December 09, 2005, 10:11:26 AM: Something to brighten the Holidays

Mr. Garrison---Merry F**king Christmas lyrics

Artist - South Park (Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) soundtrack
Album - South Park (Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
Lyrics - Mr. Garrison---Merry F**king Christmas

Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas

In the silly Middle East

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus

They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad

And not in our holiday

And so every December

I go to the Middle East and say...

'Hey there Mr. Muslim

Merry F**king Christmas

Put down that book the Koran

And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed

It's Jesus's birthday.

So get off your heathen Muslim ass

and F**king celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard

They don't hang up their stockings

And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.

They don't know what Rudolph is about

And that is why in December

I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist

Merry F**king Christmas

Drink eggnog and eat some beef

And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed

It's Jesus's birthday

So get off your heathen Hindu ass

and F**king celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan

Everyone just lives in sin

They pray to several gods

And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th

All they do is eat a cake

And that is why I go to Japan

And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist

Merry F**king Christmas

God is going to kick your bellybutton

You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

And Merry F**king Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say,

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,

Merry F**king Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: dmf on December 09, 2005, 03:05:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by moot
Happiness is offensive to those of us who believe in a rational lifestyle, free of emotion.
Cease and desist, please.

Have a logical winter season, live long and prosper.
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Gryffin on December 09, 2005, 04:28:23 PM: Happy festivus!! :)
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: derekjet on December 09, 2005, 05:09:09 PM: Seriosly, sometimes Americans are TOO worried about beig PC. Sometimes I thik we should F*!% it, and say whatever the he!! we want!
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: FuBaR on December 09, 2005, 05:22:46 PM: I say if you got the spirit cool.
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: moot on December 09, 2005, 05:45:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
Have a logical winter season, live long and prosper.

And a pleasant 24th of december to you, too.
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: Jackal1 on December 10, 2005, 07:06:27 AM: Merry Christmas.
If you choose to be offended or POed, that`s your problem. :)
Title: Politically Correct Holiday Greeting.
Post by: john9001 on December 10, 2005, 01:00:02 PM: us druids celebrate the winter solstice.