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Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 08, 2005, 10:19:26 PM

She has to be blonde.




Girl hires hitman to grab cheese (http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/5767174.html)



ack-ack

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: fartwinkle on December 08, 2005, 11:47:42 PM

If not so tragic it would be funny.

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: rpm on December 09, 2005, 12:06:00 AM

Did she have a dog named Gromit?

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Pooh21 on December 09, 2005, 12:08:23 AM

Quote

Originally posted by fartwinkle
If not so tragic it would be funny.

not as funny as the look on her face would have been when she realized she whacked 4 guys over some cheese

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Maverick on December 09, 2005, 10:14:21 AM

Link broken

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: moot on December 09, 2005, 10:50:17 AM

Story mirrored here (http://taenia.homestead.com/files/cheese.htm)

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: AWMac on December 09, 2005, 10:56:34 AM

The Power of Cheese....


Bad.

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Mickey1992 on December 09, 2005, 12:16:36 PM

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
Did she have a dog named Gromit?

HA!  :rofl

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Suave on December 09, 2005, 12:20:59 PM

Coke heads are the most laughable of all the junkies. I had a coke junkie uncle in-law who once completely dismantled his automobile. I mean he systematically tore out the interrior and apolstry and everything because he was convinced that his car was bugged.

Another time he spent the better part of a day digging around his yard with a butter knife searching underneath the sod for his stash.

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 09, 2005, 03:17:31 PM

Quote

Originally posted by AWMac
The Power of Cheese....


Bad.

HAHAHA!

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Maverick on December 09, 2005, 04:16:45 PM

Ya think she's gonna wine now???

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: Stringer on December 09, 2005, 06:02:50 PM

Hehe Mav...that is one awful pun....but very funny!

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: kevykev56 on December 09, 2005, 06:34:45 PM

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=bizarre&id=3699460 (http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=bizarre&id=3699460)


This link works for now.:aok


This one will be going away for a long time. The statment about the children will get her a couple extra years.

Title: Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
Post by: FTJR on December 10, 2005, 08:59:57 AM

Blessed are the cheese makers