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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: midnight Target on December 09, 2005, 08:51:50 AM
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Duck!
Run hide!
Save the children!
Happy Holidays.
:noid
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I know, my neighbors won't let me sacrifice a goat on my backyard altar to bring the sun back for next year.
Sakai
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But you're still bringing your wife to the winter solstice orgy right ?
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Originally posted by Suave
But you're still bringing your wife to the winter solstice orgy right ?
No, I'm bringing the goat.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Duck!
Run hide!
Save the children!
Happy Holidays.
Merry Christmas Bro!
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Duck!
Run hide!
Save the children!
Happy Holidays.
:noid
Screw "Happy Holidays"
I dont say happy holidays to people I will be seeing or talking to throughout the season.
During Chanukah I will happily Wish people I know a "Happy Chanooka" (hey when they learn to spell it I'll learn how to say it;) )
During Ramadan after getting Gas I will wish those people a "peaceful Ramadon"
And around Christmas I say "Merry Christmas"
I'd wish people a "Happy Quanza" if it were a legitimate real holiday but its not, so I dont.
And its a #)@*%*$)# CHRISTMAS Tree!
Not a "Holiday tree".
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oh and BTW
Merry *$&()#)@_ Christmas!
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Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning
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Originally posted by Sakai
No, I'm bringing the goat.
Sweet!
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning
Heeeey I think were on to something here!!!!
We could hang the gibblets and gizzards above the fireplace with care.
And hang the Turkey Neck above the door instead of misteltoe...but instead of kissin on the lips.... Well the Turkey Neck does look like...never mind.
:D
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning
still better then the George Costanza Festivis Pole!
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probably slightly better looking and an abler conversationalist no doubt.
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Its chanukah or Hanukkah
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Yeah but it's not Christmas or Khrystmos. It's one simple spelling, Christmas, simple freaking concept.
And Merry Christmas, and Happy Hanukkah, Peaceful Ramadan (is that an oxymoron?). Peace be with you.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Screw "Happy Holidays"
I dont say happy holidays to people I will be seeing or talking to throughout the season.
During Chanukah I will happily Wish people I know a "Happy Chanooka" (hey when they learn to spell it I'll learn how to say it;) )
During Ramadan after getting Gas I will wish those people a "peaceful Ramadon"
And around Christmas I say "Merry Christmas"
I'd wish people a "Happy Quanza" if it were a legitimate real holiday but its not, so I dont.
And its a #)@*%*$)# CHRISTMAS Tree!
Not a "Holiday tree".
During the season, I wish EVERYONE a "Merry Christmas". I'm Christian, so I wish them the peace and joy of this special Holy Day.
Now, if during Chanuka, a Jew wishes me "Happy Chanuka", I will smile, thank him, and return a "Merry Chrismas" to him. He is offering greetings in the spirit of his holiday, and I will do the same.
I've yet to hear any "Ramadan" greetings, but if iffered, after ensuring the greeter is explosive free, I'll thank him for the spitir of his greeting as well.
Kwanzaa? Bah! A made up black seperatist "celebration" that bastardizes african traditions to satsisfy the ego of a ex-convict. fuhgetabbutit!
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Originally posted by Shaky
Kwanzaa? Bah! A made up black seperatist "celebration" that bastardizes african traditions to satsisfy the ego of a ex-convict. fuhgetabbutit!
Anyone else find it interesting we arent hearing much about Kwanzaa this year?
Maybe the rest of the world finally figured out that their PCness had been shammed by this bogus holiday
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Originally posted by Sakai
I know, my neighbors won't let me sacrifice a goat on my backyard altar to bring the sun back for next year.
Sakai
Umm, thats because you were supposed to do it in October. Duh!
Amateurs.
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"And now for the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
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ok, now you are asking to be pooped on (http://illwillpress.com/)
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*yawn*
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I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry ****ing Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and ****ing celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry ****ing Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and ****ing celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry ****ing Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry ****ing Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry ****ing Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat
Made it more Xmasy.
-SW
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning
This just in... The "Christmas Tree" is older than Christ. It is a pagan ritual recognizing the winter solstice.
Carry on.
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mt is just mad cause all the white guys laughed at the whole quansa thing.
lazs
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Originally posted by Sandman
This just in... The "Christmas Tree" is older than Christ. It is a pagan ritual recognizing the winter solstice.
Carry on.
This just in...the culture and tradition of the Christmas tree brought over from the old world is older than most of the liberals who find religion threatening...they won't try to take away the love-in's, tie-dye T-shirts and bongs if you leave the tradition of a publically-displayed Christmas tree alone...
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Wiccans scare me.
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I think the real problem here is that the minority voices get the majority of action taken. For instance, in Seattle, one school had a "Giving Tree" where folks donated toys, money for those less fortunate. One, yes ONE parent complained. The principal took down the "Giving Tree" and made it a "Giving Counter". :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: