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Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Ripsnort on December 13, 2005, 09:23:08 PM
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OTTAWA/SURREY, British Columbia (Reuters) - The United States made an unprecedented foray into Canada's election campaign on Tuesday, warning politicians not to bash Washington in their bid to win the January 23 election.

But an unapologetic Liberal Prime Minister Paul Martin responded immediately by saying "c'est la vie" -- that's life -- if the United States did not like his remarks, and he would not accept anyone telling him he cannot defend his country.

In a hard-hitting speech in Ottawa, U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins lamented what he called relentless and incessant criticism of his country, which he speculated might begin to sow doubt about the strength of the binational relationship.

"Canada never has to tear the United States down to build itself up," Wilkins said.

"It may be smart election politics to thump your chest and constantly criticize your friend and your No. 1 trading partner. But it's a slippery slope and all of us should hope it doesn't have a long-term impact on our relationship."

Wilkins did not name the prime minister directly, but he specifically targeted a comment made last week at the Montreal climate change conference in which Martin called on the United States to heed a "global conscience" and join efforts to combat global warming.

That remark -- on top of criticism of U.S. policy on lumber, guns, passports and Iraq -- appeared to have riled the White House the most, particularly since Canada has a proportionally worse record than the United States on reining in greenhouse gas emissions.

"I would respectfully submit to you that when it comes to a 'global conscience' the United States is walking the walk," Wilkins said, addressing the Canadian Club of Ottawa.

"And when it comes to climate change, we are making significant progress, greater progress than many of those who have been most critical of the U.S."

In the campaign for the June 2004 election Martin regularly said Canada did not want U.S.-style health care, fiscal deficits, taxes or attack ads.

But in the last several months, particularly in frustration over U.S. refusal to eliminate duties on Canadian softwood, he has made more direct attacks on U.S. policy, and continued to do so during the election campaign.    Continued ...
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2005-12-13T212902Z_01_YUE369406_RTRUKOC_0_US-POLITICS-USA.xml&rpc=22


If we decide to kick your butts, I want a house on Vancouver Island.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RAIDER14 on December 13, 2005, 09:27:58 PM
well like the song from the southpark movie says blame canada:rofl
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: ATA on December 13, 2005, 09:59:33 PM
Relax theres no WMD in Canada,i think.....:lol
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Meatwad on December 13, 2005, 10:01:18 PM
what are they gonna attack us with, hockey sticks and stale donuts?
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: ATA on December 13, 2005, 10:06:42 PM
Lotta strip joints over there...no need to attack,US army will follow vagina's
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Thrawn on December 13, 2005, 10:54:12 PM
Wilkins and his predecessor Cellucci do nothing but rag on Canada.  They can go **** themselves.  :)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: nirvana on December 13, 2005, 11:15:49 PM
:rofl   Hockey sticks.


"I was the only guy to take my skates off and try to stab somebody with them..."  BE CAREFUL!
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: lazs2 on December 14, 2005, 08:46:24 AM
canadian liberals....pretty bold talk from a country that is afraid of firearms.

lazs
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RTR on December 14, 2005, 10:55:14 AM
Sorry, but this needs to be said. stay outta our politics, thier our`crooks.

oh yeah, and......

    SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

    1. Smarties.

    2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp.

    3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.

    4. Baseball is Canadian.

    5. Lacrosse is Canadian.

    6. Hockey is Canadian.

    7. Basketball is Canadian.

    8. Apple pie is Canadian.

    9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.

    10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.

    11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the  Americans
    back....past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
    Washington, under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane
    and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
    home and partied....Go figure.

    12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
    Germany.

    13. We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered,
    or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
   

    14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

    15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
    mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
    time to get caught.

    16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

    17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
    is still around as the worlds oldest company.

    18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
    under 3 minutes.

    19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

    20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

    21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year.

    22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
    about it.

    23. A Canadian invented Superman.

    24. We have coloured money.

    25. Our beer advertisments kick ass.

    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

    24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
    mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

    25. And we don't bomb our allies.

    oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.


RTR
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: john9001 on December 14, 2005, 11:09:19 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
   11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the  Americans
    back....past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
    Washington, under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane
    and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
    home and partied....Go figure.

        13. We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered,
    or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
   

     



hmmm, battle of New Orleans?
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: LePaul on December 14, 2005, 11:16:51 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
canadian liberals....pretty bold talk from a country that is afraid of firearms.

lazs


LMAO!  Well said!
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Thrawn on December 14, 2005, 11:23:11 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
4. Baseball is Canadian.


Really?


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8. Apple pie is Canadian.


How does someone prove that a Canadian made the first pie with apples in it?


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11. In the war of 1812, started by America,


Started by the British not respecting American neutrality.


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Canadians pushed the  Americans back....past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington,


The war was fought by British Redcoats and indians, very few Canadian militia participated.


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telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.


Scotsmen and Italians are Canadian?


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23. A Canadian invented Superman.


A Canadian and an American invented Superman.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Thrawn on December 14, 2005, 11:25:27 AM
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Originally posted by john9001
hmmm, battle of New Orleans?



The US had two strategic goals in the war of 1812, break the British stangle hold on the seas, and capture the British territories in North America.  The US accomplished one, but not the other.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RTR on December 14, 2005, 11:35:29 AM
I see the BBS sense of HAHA is still at the O'club norms.

RTR
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2005, 11:39:05 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
I see the BBS sense of HAHA is still at the O'club norms.

RTR


Nah, its just Thrawn...I thought it was funny RTR :)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: mechanic on December 14, 2005, 11:41:13 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
Sorry, but this needs to be said. stay outta our politics, thier our`crooks.

oh yeah, and......

    SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

    1. Smarties.

    2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp.

    3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down.

    4. Baseball is Canadian.

    5. Lacrosse is Canadian.

    6. Hockey is Canadian.

    7. Basketball is Canadian.

    8. Apple pie is Canadian.

    9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.

    10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.

    11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the  Americans
    back....past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of
    Washington, under the command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who was insane
    and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came
    home and partied....Go figure.

    12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
    Germany.

    13. We have the largest English population that never, ever surrendered,
    or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere. EVER.
   

    14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

    15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
    mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in
    time to get caught.

    16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

    17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
    is still around as the worlds oldest company.

    18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
    under 3 minutes.

    19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

    20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

    21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year.

    22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
    about it.

    23. A Canadian invented Superman.

    24. We have coloured money.

    25. Our beer advertisments kick ass.

    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

    24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
    mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

    25. And we don't bomb our allies.

    oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.


RTR



:aok


go canada, dont let big brother beat on ya!
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: SirLoin on December 14, 2005, 03:42:37 PM
When William Shatner runs for PM we will kik yer Klingon butts!!!
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Casca on December 14, 2005, 04:32:42 PM
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Originally posted by RTR
I see the BBS sense of HAHA is still at the O'club norms.

RTR


I thought it was hilarious.  All that we owe you culturally, however, does not make up for inflicting Celine Dion on us.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RAIDER14 on December 14, 2005, 04:33:19 PM
http://www.militaryfactory.com/countries_comparison_detail.asp

compareing the Military might of the U.S. and Canada The U.S. soldiers could be back in time for dinner:rofl
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RTR on December 14, 2005, 05:31:49 PM
Yep Raider, your right. Only you'd be going home for a dinner of back bacon,
Cheddar Cheese and a nice cold Molson!

Our 3 soldiers are back from leave, our Cessna 172 is fueled and armed. Our canoe is in for refit at the moment, but we don't think we'll need it.

Bring it bub.

RTR
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Torque on December 14, 2005, 06:12:15 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
canadian liberals....pretty bold talk from a country that is afraid of firearms.

lazs


the american paper tiger patriot chimes in, bold words from someone that took the sissy bar backdoor route during vietnam. i don't think we have much to be concerned about.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Torque on December 14, 2005, 06:20:30 PM
i suppose by rips logic, if he had the testicular fortitude to openly criticize some bellybutton clown rappers, they then have the right to invade his house and violate his family. i can see why you guys coddle the short barrel more than your wives, but who'd want to live in a neighbourhood like that anyhow?
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Yeager on December 14, 2005, 06:21:23 PM
There are more people living in the state of california (33 million) than live in all of canada (32 million).

Canada is a fine fine piece of land and the people up there seem to be taking good care of our reserve supply of trees.  As it should be!

Oh Canada :D
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Vulcan on December 14, 2005, 06:21:43 PM
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Originally posted by RTR
   21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year.


No you didn't... are you delusional?
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Blooz on December 14, 2005, 07:56:43 PM
OK! That's it!

Peace bridge my butt!

I'm grabbin' my rifle and headin' for the Niagara River right now.

Fuzeman? BlueJ?  You with me?

We'll stop at the Tim Hortons for coffee and a donut before the invasion. The river is kinda cold right now.

On second thought. Skip it. We'll wait for spring.

The spring offensive. 2006. Toronto will be ours!

Muhahahah
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Dago on December 14, 2005, 07:58:23 PM
Next he will claim they invented surboards, sun tan lotion,  bikinis, dune buggys, camel races, pyramids, canoes, the bow and arrow, pizza, accupunture and Sake.


:D
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: ATA on December 14, 2005, 08:28:39 PM
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Originally posted by RAIDER14
http://www.militaryfactory.com/countries_comparison_detail.asp

compareing the Military might of the U.S. and Canada The U.S. soldiers could be back in time for dinner:rofl

Hitler said something like that when he invaded USSR:)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Jackal1 on December 14, 2005, 08:40:55 PM
All your beer are belong to us.
The time is right. Seize the moment. :)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2005, 08:44:28 PM
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Originally posted by Torque
the american paper tiger patriot chimes in, bold words from someone that took the sissy bar backdoor route during vietnam. i don't think we have much to be concerned about.


Jeeeesus Torque, if you were any MORE uptight, you could get a job with Daisy packing BB's into packages with your butt cheeks! :p ;)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: ChickenHawk on December 14, 2005, 09:00:33 PM
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Originally posted by RTR
   22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.


Fargo, ND 1975.  Been there done that.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RAIDER14 on December 14, 2005, 09:33:21 PM
Blooz I'm with ya scrambleing the B-52 now
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Masherbrum on December 14, 2005, 09:48:26 PM
"21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
    zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
    each year."

Velcro was invented by George de Mestral (Swiss), and was perfected by him in France.  

War of 1812 was started by the British.

  24. We have coloured money.

  25. Our beer advertisments kick ass.

    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

  24.The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
    mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

  25. And we don't bomb our allies."

Only a Canadian from Alberta would list 24, 25 TWICE.

Karaya
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: lazs2 on December 15, 2005, 09:12:18 AM
My... isn't torque testy today.

I don't know what the fear of firearms and going off to war in southeast asia has to do with anything but... We are a country of riflemen and considered part of the militia.   You would find out if you guys ever tried to come down here and take us over with your cricket paddles. and ski doos

lazs
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: RTR on December 15, 2005, 09:12:27 AM
Well.....

whoop dee freaking diddly doo.

when our Newfies sober up you guys are gonna get it.

RTR
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Gunthr on December 15, 2005, 09:23:02 AM
Canadians, do not taunt the USA or the Detroit Police Department will be sent take over your country. And you don't want that.

 I will concede however, that Windsor has the best t*tty bars.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: john9001 on December 15, 2005, 10:44:27 AM
why are Canadians so afraid of the USA, we won't hurt you, really.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Shamus on December 15, 2005, 10:50:51 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
Well.....

whoop dee freaking diddly doo.

when our Newfies sober up you guys are gonna get it.

RTR


I'll call your Newfies and raise ya a Yoooper.

shamus
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: lasersailor184 on December 15, 2005, 11:22:49 AM
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Canadians, do not taunt the USA or the Detroit Police Department will be sent take over your country. And you don't want that.


Almost lost my doctor pepper.  It was a struggle with a little bit of leakage.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Squire on December 15, 2005, 02:59:47 PM
Its just more election silliness. Nothing new to those that have been around a few years. ;)
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: weaselsan on December 15, 2005, 03:24:05 PM
Canadians aint the sharpest pencils in the box...proof
They could have had French food, British Culture and American Technology.
They ended up with British Food, American Culture and French Technology.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Squire on December 15, 2005, 04:45:26 PM
Does poutine counted as "technology"?  :lol

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood and you will be left with nothing but Mel Brooks trying to make another comeback. :rofl
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Pei on December 15, 2005, 05:14:56 PM
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Originally posted by Squire
Does poutine counted as "technology"?  :lol

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood and you will be left with nothing but Mel Brooks trying to make another comeback. :rofl



Anything to get rid of Jim Carey.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2005, 09:19:39 PM
Amazing how easy it is go vote for the guy that Bush hates.
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: Dago on December 15, 2005, 10:05:04 PM
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Originally posted by Squire
Does poutine counted as "technology"?  :lol

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood


But then who would Hollywood have to wash the dishes and bring out the food in the restaurants?
Title: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey!
Post by: vorticon on December 15, 2005, 10:12:51 PM
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Originally posted by Dago
But then who would Hollywood have to wash the dishes and bring out the food in the restaurants?



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im sure this happy fellow would be glad to help.