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Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 17, 2001, 07:18:00 AM

(http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1722739&a=13481405&p=51768058)

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: AKSWulfe on July 17, 2001, 07:19:00 AM

"Windows XP for Aircraft Navigation"
-SW

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Mickey1992 on July 17, 2001, 07:48:00 AM

"registrer"?

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Toad on July 17, 2001, 07:56:00 AM

"Initially, Santa simply panicked. His heart stopped and he broke out into a cold sweat. His co-pilot saved the day by saying "relax, Boss, it's VFR."

 ;)

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Toad on July 17, 2001, 07:57:00 AM

Or this one:

"Lucky Eddie swore he'd never fly an Airbus again; they had taken fly by wire one step too far."

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 17, 2001, 08:22:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Toad:
Or this one:

"Lucky Eddie swore he'd never fly an Airbus again; they had taken fly by wire one step too far."

That one I like! (Boeing brat here..)

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Bluefish on July 17, 2001, 11:03:00 AM

Only an ATP would be looking at his computer on short final.

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: buhdman on July 17, 2001, 11:06:00 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.  In a few moments, the flight attendants will be passing around a hat ..."

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Apache on July 17, 2001, 11:13:00 AM

*******NBC News Special Report********

The US Justice Department files papers today against Microsoft Corp.......

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 17, 2001, 11:33:00 AM

Next message appears on screen ..."All of your bases are belong to us! (Made in China)"

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Duckwing6 on July 18, 2001, 02:16:00 AM

MS Gear-DOWN version 8.6 Servicepack 3

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Tac on July 18, 2001, 07:20:00 PM

"What Capt. Dweeb saw before the blue screen of death overtook his aircraft..."

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Midnight on July 18, 2001, 07:51:00 PM

Ripsnort finally realizes why he got such a good deal on his full motion flight simulator from Boeing.

Cost to register software: $1,500,000.00

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: Midnight on July 18, 2001, 11:07:00 PM

Ripsnort finally realizes why he got such a good deal on his full motion flight simulator from Boeing.

Cost to register software: $1,500,000.00

Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 17JUL01
Post by: -raxx- on July 19, 2001, 07:01:00 AM

Speaking of passing around the hat, my father used to work for Air New Zealand and told me about the first time one of the jets was diverted from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.  The aircraft was refueled and one of the ground engineers asked the captain how he was going to pay.  The company didn't have an account as Las Vegas and in the end one of the cabin crew had to pay for the fuel with his gold card.
Anyways my contribution...

"Bob suddenly realised the true cost of a self-funding Air Traffic Control system"