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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on October 02, 2001, 09:44:00 AM
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G.W.Bush REALLY is going under cover to get Bin Laden!
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Could it be ?!?
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And...How to confront peace demonstrators
What to do if you happen upon a peace rally of stupid, naive, hemp-shirt-wearing, college idiots to teach them why force is sometimes
needed:
1) Approach dumb, rich, ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.
3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
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LOL, the first one is awesome :)
George W. Bushladen (jr)
[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Naso ]
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
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You sure bout that? I have a feeling that if you or I (specially you) punched of these scrawny little pacifists as hard as we could then they wouldnt get up for a while. ;)
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Originally posted by Swoop:
You sure bout that? I have a feeling that if you or I (specially you) punched of these scrawny little pacifists as hard as we could then they wouldnt get up for a while. ;)
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YEAH Rip,
If you hit some dude he'd be down for a good little bit. I wonder if he would even remember being hit when he woke up hehehe.
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I am against violence. However, in this case, I just might put my best cowboy boots on, and break yet another jawbone with my foot. :) (The first time I used a round house kick on a fellow lunging after me, it broke 7 facial bones. His Jaw was wired when he appeared in court. The judge threw the case out when my witnesses showed up, the woman that he was beating up and her friend that witnessed the event. I wasn't about to stand by and watch a women get her face beat in my a man twice her size sitting on her chest hitting her. :mad:
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Depending on the martial art, a round house kick can mean two different things. Which do you mean? ;)
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Free style Martial Arts, as taught by Greg Andix, a local guy who mixes alittle of everything, "Spinning Round house kick"...funny part is...I was surprised that I hit the intended target the first try, it felt like I hit a bag of chicken bones, actually heard the crunching sound of bone. The medics (and police) wanted to know where the weapon that I hit him with, was....I took off my Cowboy boot and handed it to them.
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I wasn't about to stand by and watch a women get her face beat in my a man twice her size sitting on her chest hitting her.
Ripsnort
WTFG
Charon
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
"Spinning Round house kick
Cool. So you hit him with the heel of the boot? A wooden heel? Jesus, that would make a mess. :D
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Originally posted by Swoop:
Cool. So you hit him with the heel of the boot? A wooden heel? Jesus, that would make a mess. :D
probably the ball of his foot or the top of his foot, if it wasn't cocked, a spinning back kick or ax kick would have put his heel first .. either way , I'd give the kick a "10" :)
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Heel, and its not a "Machco" thing, you all would have done what you had to do if you were "in my boots".. :) I was arrested on assault charges (Cops have to arrest someone, and the guy on the ground was enroute to the hospital) but as I said, charges dropped. It was a loooooong time ago (1987)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
I wasn't about to stand by and watch a women get her face beat in my a man twice her size sitting on her chest hitting her. :mad:
<S!> It's proactiveness like that, that makes society better for everyone.
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SOOOOO... you are advocating harming someone because they disagree with you? You are somehow the correct party by default, regardless of the fact that opinions cannot be given truth values? And now you must show the rest of us how wrong we are.
I don't care if you are joking or not about the punching bit, this is still stupid. It's a free country, and disagreeing doesn't make one stupid. Or naive, for that matter... I just love it when I'm told "When you grow up and have become cranky and cynical you'll see..."
It's another way of looking at things. I've explained my views here, both in terms of the religous connotations and humanist/logical ones. Am I an idiot Rip? I dare ya to say it - go ahead, try it. But you then have to justify it. And justify it beyond, "sometimes you just have to hit back..."
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Come 'ere Ispar, little closer...come on...SMACK..noooope, come 'ere, don't think you got the message...SMACK..understand now? NO!? SMACK,SMACK...gooood, thought you'd understand. ;)
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No you're not an idiot. However in a broader sense of nature and evolution you're what is classed as an 'evolutionary stub'.
If you don't know what an 'evolutionary stub' is refer "dodo".
Originally posted by ispar:
SOOOOO... you are advocating harming someone because they disagree with you? You are somehow the correct party by default, regardless of the fact that opinions cannot be given truth values? And now you must show the rest of us how wrong we are.
I don't care if you are joking or not about the punching bit, this is still stupid. It's a free country, and disagreeing doesn't make one stupid. Or naive, for that matter... I just love it when I'm told "When you grow up and have become cranky and cynical you'll see..."
It's another way of looking at things. I've explained my views here, both in terms of the religous connotations and humanist/logical ones. Am I an idiot Rip? I dare ya to say it - go ahead, try it. But you then have to justify it. And justify it beyond, "sometimes you just have to hit back..."
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"And when the dust cleared from that hot creek bed where a shirtless Rip had rescued the poor woman from the evil villian with a spinning back flip tornado kick, she danced."
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Ewwwwwww Creamo's havin fantasies about Rip with his shirt off again :D
Originally posted by Creamo:
[QB]"And when the dust cleared from that hot creek bed where a shirtless Rip had rescued the poor woman from the evil villian with a spinning back flip tornado kick, she danced."
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I thought it was funny. I thought it was even funnier that it got Ispar all riled up.
Peace DUDE...rotfl
xBAT
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"Evolutionary stub"
10 Ring.
Thx Vulcan. Been a while since I backflushed my nasal passages. Just glad it was only ice water this time.
Too funny... too accurate!
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Hey, I didn't write it, blame The Wobble.
Good to see you finally back to normal Toad. You was way to old to be playing Cowboys and Indians. :)