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Title: More Media Bias (funny)
Post by: Gunslinger on December 16, 2005, 08:58:10 PM: OK OK it's not what you are thinking. Just a little humor don't take it to heart:

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The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, sailing on the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but president Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry." Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald, Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times and San Francisco Chronicle all proclaim:

"Bush Can't Swim!"

I thought it was pretty funny.;)
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Seraphim on December 16, 2005, 09:38:40 PM: :lol
Sounds about right
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Dago on December 16, 2005, 11:57:50 PM: More like:

"Bush lied about ability to swim"
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: texace on December 17, 2005, 02:02:49 AM: Bush Walks On Water, Public Unamused
President's approval rating down another 3% after retrieving papal headgear.
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Debonair on December 17, 2005, 12:58:29 PM: president weighs less than a duck
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Scrap on December 17, 2005, 09:24:31 PM: He's a witch!
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: SOB on December 17, 2005, 09:36:50 PM: Typical right-leaning whacko you are, Guns...actually believing Bush could walk on water.
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Gunslinger on December 17, 2005, 10:05:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
Typical right-leaning whacko you are, Guns...actually believing Bush could walk on water.

typical fat drunk retard you are SOB actually beleiveing that I'd bleive that Bush could walk on water

I'm mean c'mon.....were talking about the same guy that almost made Dick Cheny president by choking on a pretzel.
;)
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: NUKE on December 17, 2005, 10:47:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
typical fat drunk retard

FDB's even play AH?
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: SOB on December 17, 2005, 11:04:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Gunslinger
typical fat drunk retard you are SOB actually beleiveing that I'd bleive that Bush could walk on water

I'm mean c'mon.....were talking about the same guy that almost made Dick Cheny president by choking on a pretzel.
;)

You bastard. I'm not retarded, I'm just very very special!
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Gunslinger on December 18, 2005, 12:17:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
:cry :furious :cry :furious

:rofl
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: SOB on December 18, 2005, 12:42:26 AM: :(
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Gunslinger on December 18, 2005, 01:34:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
:(
:cool:
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Ripsnort on December 19, 2005, 08:36:03 AM: UCLA study finds media bias leans left (http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/page.asp?RelNum=6664)
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Debonair on December 19, 2005, 12:57:59 PM: UCLA study finds tri delts put out
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Gunslinger on December 19, 2005, 02:35:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Debonair
UCLA study finds tri delts put out

:rofl :lol
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Sandman on December 21, 2005, 02:27:56 PM: (http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1994/ch941221.gif)
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Ripsnort on December 21, 2005, 02:28:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ch/1994/ch941221.gif)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: More Media Bias
Post by: Gunslinger on December 21, 2005, 06:03:52 PM: yea sand I saw that one today. Thought it was pretty funny. I think that's how the NY times writes their stories. ;)