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Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Shuckins on December 20, 2005, 04:46:02 PM
...is the one talking about Enzyte and something called "natural male enhancement."

What's that all about?  I don't understand.
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Wolfala on December 20, 2005, 05:02:56 PM
(http://www.enzyte.com/images/home_hl.gif)


Blue pill. Smiling Bob.

Get it?
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Sandman on December 20, 2005, 05:41:50 PM
Two words...


search engine


http://enzyte.com/
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Makarov9 on December 20, 2005, 05:53:27 PM
Woodrow Wilson
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 20, 2005, 06:26:44 PM
As Atia said to Octavian in the HBO miniseries "Rome"

"It will put oak in your noodle"
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: BlueJ1 on December 20, 2005, 08:11:16 PM
Bob Dole...
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Meatwad on December 20, 2005, 08:27:42 PM
Do de doodedoo
do dedo


This is Bob......
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Roscoroo on December 20, 2005, 09:42:22 PM
Dick gets little blue pills...

See Jane smile ...
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Shuckins on December 20, 2005, 10:34:17 PM
Oh.

OH!

Now I get it!

That's DISGUSTING!!

The kind of society we live in!  Tsk!  

SAKES!
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 20, 2005, 11:56:25 PM
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Oh.

OH!

Now I get it!

That's DISGUSTING!!

The kind of society we live in!  Tsk!  

SAKES!
'

Uh huh. You ordered that much huh?

Let us know how it works out for ya :aok
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: BBQ_Bob on December 21, 2005, 12:06:32 AM
Has anyone actually tried this one, if I am not mistaken this pill is a non prescription. So I wonder if you get a boner like you would with say, Viagra?



(http://laputa.de/harmony/viagra_200x277.jpg)
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Shuckins on December 21, 2005, 12:14:23 AM
I'll have you know, Dredlock, that I did NOT order any of that vile stuff!

Some of us have a greater sense of propriety and dignity than those of you who think with your glands and worship phallic symbols.  




And the fact that my Visa Gold was maxed out had nothing to do with it!
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: straffo on December 21, 2005, 02:32:50 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
As Atia said to Octavian in the HBO miniseries "Rome"

"It will put oak in your noodle"


get it right it was SOB to Octavius last night in the main !
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on December 21, 2005, 12:00:51 PM
My wife always complains I need to get rid of the oak for 5 minutes. Doesn't your wife turn you on anymore or what's the deal with the enhancements?
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Ripsnort on December 21, 2005, 12:13:42 PM
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
My wife always complains I need to get rid of the oak for 5 minutes. Doesn't your wife turn you on anymore or what's the deal with the enhancements?
Exactly...once during one of these commercials my wife turned to me and said "who the HELL needs that crap anyway?"  I told her "Bob Dole."
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: AWMac on December 21, 2005, 01:04:37 PM
pfffft stuff doesn't work and neither does  oggoplex *sic*.....well maybe the oggoplex...a lil.

Mac
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Seagoon on December 21, 2005, 01:12:22 PM
Can't believe I'm posting in this thread.

But... Bob Dole shills for Viagra, which is designed to overcome "erectile dysfunction" whereas "Smiling Bob" (who was never in the Senate), in addition to doing cameos in Sandman's avatar is the posterboy for Enzyte which is a herbal concoction which supposedly enhances size (although that is apparently the subject of a class action suit at the moment) but will do nothing for "erectile dysfunction."

Gotz it?

- SEAGOON
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: boxboy28 on December 21, 2005, 03:15:22 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
pfffft stuff doesn't work and neither does  oggoplex *sic*.....well maybe the oggoplex...a lil.

Mac



FA-Q that neither of them work!

Stick with the Viagra, Cialis or Levitra!
:aok :cool: ;)

color coded~
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 21, 2005, 09:35:30 PM
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Originally posted by Seagoon
Can't believe I'm posting in this thread.

But... Bob Dole shills for Viagra, which is designed to overcome "erectile dysfunction" whereas "Smiling Bob" (who was never in the Senate), in addition to doing cameos in Sandman's avatar is the posterboy for Enzyte which is a herbal concoction which supposedly enhances size (although that is apparently the subject of a class action suit at the moment) but will do nothing for "erectile dysfunction."

Gotz it?

- SEAGOON



Yea but does it work?
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Treize69 on December 21, 2005, 09:38:17 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Exactly...once during one of these commercials my wife turned to me and said "who the HELL needs that crap anyway?"  I told her "Bob Dole."


Some guy with turtle syndrome?
Title: The Most Confusing TV Commercial...
Post by: Sandman on December 22, 2005, 12:02:14 AM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Yea but does it work?


Probably not as well as the noodle Mightier.