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Title: Holiday wishes
Post by: tce2506 on December 21, 2005, 08:30:49 AM

For My  Democrat Friends:


"Please accept with no obligation, implied or  implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially  responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter  solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or  their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.

We  also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically  uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year  2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures  whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere. And without  regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or  sexual preference of the wishee. By
accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or  himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the  sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected  within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until  the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and  warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the  sole
discretion of the wisher."



For My  Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a  Happy New Year

Title: Holiday wishes
Post by: Jackal1 on December 21, 2005, 08:32:39 AM

Merry Christmas and a Happy Happy.

Title: Holiday wishes
Post by: BigGun on December 21, 2005, 11:55:09 AM

Hey, that is same as online greeting card we sent to our attorny. Seems appropriate for Dems too.

Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas

Title: Holiday wishes
Post by: storch on December 21, 2005, 05:17:51 PM

Merry Christmas and a prosperous and wonderful 2006

Title: Holiday wishes
Post by: Maverick on December 21, 2005, 07:24:21 PM

Merry Christmas. You're on your own for the following year.:p