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Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: capt. apathy on December 21, 2005, 03:47:10 PM

LANGLEY, VA—An internal CIA investigation into the possible use of illegal and inhumane interrogation techniques produced a confession from CIA director Porter Goss Monday, with the aid of waterboarding, food and light deprivation, and the application of wire hangers hooked to a car battery to the testicles. "I did it. We did it. We all did it. The president knew. The president did it. Please, God, please stop," said a voice identified as Goss' on recordings produced by CIA auditors. "Stop, please stop. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. The president won't do it again. Please let me die." Critics of the methods used to obtain the information continue to claim that torture is an ineffective means of obtaining intelligence, pointing out that Goss did not sound sorry.

The Onion

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: Ripsnort on December 21, 2005, 04:04:56 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 21, 2005, 04:06:08 PM

sweet Santas balls!

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: Ripsnort on December 21, 2005, 04:15:34 PM

Quote

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
sweet Santas balls!

How do YOU know they're sweet? :huh
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/8668097/121000820.jpg);)

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: capt. apathy on December 21, 2005, 04:15:58 PM

to bad the 911 commission couldn't have used a 'rendition' when questioning Bush.

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 21, 2005, 04:48:29 PM

saw it on South Park!

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: weaselsan on December 21, 2005, 06:17:47 PM

(http://www.palmpaints.com/Lure_3.gif)

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: Maverick on December 21, 2005, 07:08:51 PM

Must not have any work to do huh Apathy.

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: capt. apathy on December 21, 2005, 10:37:42 PM

haven't had any for a while.  start a new (read as 'crappy') job on tuesday.

woohoo roughly 1/7 of my former pay scale.

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: Pooh21 on December 21, 2005, 11:28:38 PM

1/7th?

why yes I believe I shall have some fries with that.

oh noes

btw when was the last time america hauled some guy up by his wrists til his shoulders dislocated then pulled out the finger nails?

making someone wear a hood and stand naked in front of an ugly chick isnt torture.

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 22, 2005, 02:56:29 AM

dunno, been around some rather ugly chicks and I'm still waking up at night with flashbacks.

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: VOR on December 22, 2005, 03:43:06 AM

There was this frat rush once....

Nevermind, too painful to recount.

I once forced my dog to wear little reindeer antlers and subsequently photographed him against his will. I'm just as guilty as everyone else. :cry

Title: CIA admits use of torture
Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2005, 08:25:52 AM

Ok... so what if we just behead em on TV?

would that be ok?  I'm pretty sure it would be wrong but I don't hear a lot of objection to it in the press.

lazs