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Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Saintaw on December 22, 2005, 03:05:50 AM
Mehehehehe... (http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html)
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: VOR on December 22, 2005, 03:46:29 AM
Holy cow! That's gonna catch a few. :D
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Post by: Saintaw on December 22, 2005, 03:52:25 AM
Hush now, there's only one I'm interested to reel in :D
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Post by: Octavius on December 22, 2005, 03:55:06 AM
lol :)

wasnt this stuff on some episode of  the west wing at some point though?
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Post by: Holden McGroin on December 22, 2005, 03:57:29 AM
You can get two, maybe three Philippinos for the price of one Canadian.
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Post by: storch on December 22, 2005, 06:13:14 AM
I heard there was a run on undropped frenchmen, .... wait was that frenchmen or french rifles?  I don't remember now.  in any event frenchmen should be fairly inexpensive as well.  the ones from northwestern france near their capital, bruges are more reliable and cheaper to maintain as they run on beer instead of wine.
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 22, 2005, 06:36:28 AM
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Originally posted by storch
 in any event frenchmen should be fairly inexpensive as well.  


Most uselss things are inexpensive. Just think of all the trouble you would have go through when one was needed. Flushing them out from under the bed would be a real pain. I think all the running around , waving of white flags would get old pretty quick also. :)
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Saintaw on December 22, 2005, 07:40:12 AM
Stoch & Jackal... trust them to always be the 1st ones to come up with something NEW!!!

(http://www.crazedfanboy.com/nolansnewsstand02/images/heckjeckcopy.gif)
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Post by: deSelys on December 22, 2005, 07:46:30 AM
It's brute force comedy...inefficient and noisy but cheap...
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Post by: storch on December 22, 2005, 07:46:33 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Stoch & Jackal... trust them to always be the 1st ones to come up with something NEW!!!

(http://www.crazedfanboy.com/nolansnewsstand02/images/heckjeckcopy.gif)
wow what a nice drawing!!!!! maybe you can come up with a theme to go with it, perhaps an adult cartoon show??  clever and new idea there frenchie. u da main!!  :aok
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 22, 2005, 08:38:40 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Stoch & Jackal... trust them to always be the 1st ones to come up with something NEW!!!

(http://www.crazedfanboy.com/nolansnewsstand02/images/heckjeckcopy.gif)


LOL
Wasn`t shooting for new. Just the facts Ma`am, nothing but the facts. :)
Haven`t seen those two cats in a while. :aok
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: RTR on December 22, 2005, 09:43:47 AM
ROFL!!

As a Canadian, I think the reason we can't be owned (well probably not "can't", more like "not recommended"), is probably due to our inability to survive in captivity.

We can't be house broken, we leave empty beer bottles all over the yard, we bark at the neighbors during all hours of the day/night, and urinate in the garden.

During the winter months we use up great amounts of water, turning your entire backyard into a big ice patch, and slide around chasing anything that skitters across the yard. Eventually you'll have to spend many extra $$$ to put helmets and pads on us so's we don't hurt ourselves of destroy the fence.  

Canadians aren't worth the trouble of owning. They are better off left in the wild.

Now if you'll excuse me,  I'm going out for a pee and a beer (just as soon as I find my helmet and pads).

RTR
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Masherbrum on December 22, 2005, 09:53:23 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
ROFL!!

As a Canadian, I think the reason we can't be owned (well probably not "can't", more like "not recommended"), is probably due to our inability to survive in captivity.

We can't be house broken, we leave empty beer bottles all over the yard, we bark at the neighbors during all hours of the day/night, and urinate in the garden.

During the winter months we use up great amounts of water, turning your entire backyard into a big ice patch, and slide around chasing anything that skitters across the yard. Eventually you'll have to spend many extra $$$ to put helmets and pads on us so's we don't hurt ourselves of destroy the fence.  

Canadians aren't worth the trouble of owning. They are better off left in the wild.

Now if you'll excuse me,  I'm going out for a pee and a beer (just as soon as I find my helmet and pads).

RTR


Please, Canada is the 51st state.   Now go hug a Polar Bear cub.

Karaya
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: Ripper29 on December 22, 2005, 10:03:37 AM
A cub..what are you a pediphile  :O
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Post by: Sandman on December 22, 2005, 10:53:52 AM
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Originally posted by Octavius
lol :)

wasnt this stuff on some episode of  the west wing at some point though?


This one (http://www.westwingepguide.com/S2/Episodes/25_TM.html).

Aaron Sorkin admits he lifted the diatribe from a much-forwarded anonymous e-mail. (For those who missed it, Sheen's prez blasts a Dr. Laura-esque radio host for saying the Bible condemns homosexuality; he notes that the Good Book also advocates many odd punishments, like the death penalty if you work on the Sabbath.)

Sorkin, who hoped to give credit, says they "cast a fairly wide net, but we didn't find the author." And he has yet to hear from Dr. Laura herself. "I don't imagine I'll be getting a Christmas card from her."
Title: Why can't I own Canadians?
Post by: loser on December 22, 2005, 11:13:44 AM
I am the most well mannered person in Canada. You don't want to own me  'Nuff said.
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Post by: superpug1 on December 22, 2005, 12:47:42 PM
mmm, canadians:aok
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Post by: lazs2 on December 22, 2005, 02:30:10 PM
5- Flamebaiting, trolling, or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed.
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Post by: T0J0 on December 22, 2005, 03:04:24 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
5- Flamebaiting, trolling, or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed.


The ones that need to pretend their party won the last pres election!

if it makes em feel better why not right...