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Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: bowser on April 13, 2001, 11:09:00 AM

You know you’re a redneck when:

1. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
2. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
3. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
4. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
5. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
6. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
7. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
8. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
9. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
10. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
11. You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
12. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.

Stole the best ones from another BBS.  Feel free to add to the list.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

bowser

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: Karnak on April 13, 2001, 11:57:00 AM

13.  You help your richest relative take the wheels off of his new home.
14.  You mow your lawn and find an entire car on cinder blocks.
15.  Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: Ripsnort on April 13, 2001, 12:04:00 PM

You should see the looks I get from neighbors driving by in their BMW's and Mercedes benz when my dog starts working the Elk leg bones I give him from recent hunting trips in the fall.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: rosco- on April 13, 2001, 02:28:00 PM

 When someone askes for you ID and you show them your belt buckle.

 If your wife has ever had her hair caught in a ceiling fan

 If you go to family reunions to pick up women.

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: mrfish on April 13, 2001, 02:41:00 PM

when....

you post long stories on the aces high bbs about your truck, sweatiness and guns.

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: Eagler on April 13, 2001, 03:02:00 PM

 

Quote

Originally posted by mrfish:
when....

you post long stories on the aces high bbs about your truck, sweatiness and guns.

lol

Eagler

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: TheWobble on April 13, 2001, 05:24:00 PM

Yew gonna be a paying fer that ye little sheeit!!

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Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: SOB on April 13, 2001, 05:39:00 PM

when...

you start quoting Jeff Foxworthy  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: You Know You're a Redneck When...
Post by: Dowding on April 13, 2001, 05:52:00 PM

lol MrFish. Quite literally lol.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)