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Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Hornet33 on December 23, 2005, 10:18:56 AM

12 Days of TOD Beta Testing


On the first day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   See if they can do it again.

On the second day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See id they can do it again.

On the third day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the fourth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the fifth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again

On the sixth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and,
See if they can do it again.

On the seventh day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

On the eighth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the ninth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the tenth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the eleventh day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Say it’s not supported
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a Dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

On the twelfth day of Beta Testing, HiTech said to me
   Tell them it’s a feature
   Say it’s not supported
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump…
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and,
   See if they can do it again.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Gryphons on December 23, 2005, 10:23:34 AM

not what i was hoping for but :lol

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: hubsonfire on December 23, 2005, 10:48:52 AM

:rofl

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Skuzzy on December 23, 2005, 10:58:23 AM

ROFL!  Awesome!

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on December 23, 2005, 11:51:56 AM

That is hysterical :aok

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: uberhun on December 23, 2005, 11:53:46 AM

Nicely done Hornet:rofl

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Morpheus on December 23, 2005, 11:58:28 AM

LOL awesome.:lol

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on December 23, 2005, 11:59:04 AM

Quote

Tell them it’s a feature

Ha!  Proof positive he's a plant by MS to slow down production and indefinitely delay competition to MSCFS.

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Krusty on December 23, 2005, 12:01:31 PM

Every time I got to the fifth day of christmas I would always say it like one would "fiiiiiiive gooooolden riiiiiiings" and it just cracked me up....


"Aaaaaask foooooor a duuuuuump...."

Nothing crude, get yer mind outta the gutter, but it's a funny way to ask for a memory dump lol.

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Kermit de frog on December 23, 2005, 12:17:08 PM

:rofl :rofl

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: Treize69 on December 23, 2005, 12:44:54 PM

Dont forget to follow the day 5 line with "BADUMP BUMP BUMP!"

Sorry, Muppets/John Denver Christmas album flashback... :aok

Title: Tod Update!!!!!
Post by: hubsonfire on December 23, 2005, 02:39:31 PM

One of the AH song dweebs has to do this one.