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Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: SOB on April 13, 2001, 05:27:00 PM

Now, it's true, I have some sick love for toejamty movies.  Cheesey Horror flicks are my favorite.  I own Jack Frost 1 & 2, and three of the four Leprechaun pictures.  The fourth installment, "Leprechaun in Space" is on the way as I type this.

It doesn't stop there, no.  When I'm flipping through the painfully slow guide for digital cable, I get a huge smile on my face when I see television and game shows such as Match Game, CHiPs, Alf, and even Hunting with Hank.  And much joy is to be had when I'm flipping the channels and find an infomercial hocking some new kitchen gadget that I haven't seen before.

Yet, despite this proof of my depraved sense of what is entertainment, I didn't enjoy Joe Dirt.  Out of all of the aweful comedies I've plopped my arse down in a movie theater to see, this has got to be the worst one...ever.  Aweful, aweful, awwweeeefuuuul.  The only enjoyment I could gleam out of this miserable excuse for a horrible comedy was seeing the disgust on my friends' faces, who I had forced to go see this movie with me.  I'm fairly certain they will never speak to me again.

So, if you're thinking about seeing this movie, take it from an expert.  This movie redefines bad, and isn't recommended for anyone with a strong gag reflex.


SOB

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: TheWobble on April 13, 2001, 07:50:00 PM

a david spade movie?...bad?..fancy that????

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Animal on April 13, 2001, 10:34:00 PM

He's chilling...

          AND KILLING..

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: SOB on April 14, 2001, 02:54:00 AM

Here's some toejamty movie trivia for ya...

Who was the actress in the Jack Frost 'disappearing carrot' scene?
hint: she was also in american pie

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Animal on April 14, 2001, 04:47:00 AM

lol, I dont even wanna know dude
why you buy that crap, its beyond me.
you idiot!

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Creamo on April 14, 2001, 04:55:00 AM

Hobbled uttered a tard induced mess kinda like this- a david spade movie?...bad?..fancy that????

TOMMYBOY! Classic!

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: TheWobble on April 14, 2001, 05:31:00 AM

Ya tommyboy WAS VERY GOOD...Spade just isnt as funny by himslef as he was with Chris Farley.. they were the perfect comical pair..

I also liked ..aww toejam that movie where he kidnaps the chicks dog because he likes her...forget title..

and his stuff on SNL and Just Shoot Me is great

He will never be as good as he was with Farley though   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

[This message has been edited by TheWobble (edited 04-14-2001).]

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Mk10=Ravens on April 14, 2001, 08:08:00 AM

SOB:  I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but your friends were so upset, they sent pictures from the con to the "Cliff Yablonski Hates You" web site.

I just thought you should be told.

Mk

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Pongo on April 14, 2001, 11:41:00 AM

Spy kids was great!

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: SOB on April 14, 2001, 01:15:00 PM

LOL, no MK, they know I'd think that was funny  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: mrfish on April 14, 2001, 03:27:00 PM

so you didnt like it?

Title: Joe Dirt
Post by: Kieran on April 15, 2001, 12:18:00 AM

I laughed, I cried, it became part of me.