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Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Hap on December 28, 2005, 09:45:45 AM
Different species that would add to the humor and conviviality of gameplay.  Let's see how imaginative the Grapevine bunch can be.

hap
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: hubsonfire on December 28, 2005, 10:54:34 AM
I want to hear panicked bleating when I strafe them.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Saxman on December 28, 2005, 12:17:22 PM
Anyone remember diving to the deck in Janes' WWII Fighters and seeing deer? :D
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: hubsonfire on December 28, 2005, 01:38:24 PM
I lost many a good plane trying to acquire a freezer full of venison.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SELECTOR on December 28, 2005, 06:16:45 PM
took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Pooh21 on December 28, 2005, 07:23:16 PM
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Originally posted by SELECTOR
took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs


dinosaurs with hang gliders would rock

so would king kong, picture a bish typh mission upping just as king kong runs onto the field and starts smashing things, and throwing planes around.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Meatwad on December 28, 2005, 10:09:35 PM
PERK THE KING KONG!!!! :p
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: RAIDER14 on December 28, 2005, 10:50:39 PM
a Godzilla or Rodan or Mothra would be cool
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: cav58d on December 29, 2005, 01:07:38 AM
how about Chuck Norris
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 29, 2005, 01:31:49 AM
I'll second the Chuck Norris farm animal.  We might be able to even drop it from bombers if you type in a special code that rhymes it makes everyone in a 3 mile radius deaf.  And 1 Chuck Norris farm animal would equal 30 troops, and it couldn't be killed because it would catch all the bullets and bombs and throw them back at the enemies, and whoever dropped the chuck norris would get the capture because he would roundhouse kick all the other troops, even if they were friendly.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on December 29, 2005, 03:41:59 AM
chuck norris should be a country in AH. the only plane you could fly would be chuck norris. he would not have any vulnerability to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 29, 2005, 03:44:54 AM
:lol   Your Chuck Norris country sucks.  My Chuck Norris knocked Skylab out of orbit.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on December 29, 2005, 04:16:36 AM
oh, well that's the perk model. did you know that chuck norris was the only AA gun in england durring the battle of britain? he shot down german bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: hubsonfire on December 29, 2005, 09:43:55 AM
Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SELECTOR on December 29, 2005, 06:20:37 PM
i ate a chicken called chuck norris once
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 30, 2005, 03:01:01 AM
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Originally posted by SELECTOR
i ate a chicken called chuck norris once


And for that you were probably constipated for a month or more.

I believe Smidsy was referring to the second BoB which many historians fail to note.  It was in fact about 3 minute's long and occured to some extent of what Smidsy said.  This model (XCN-2) was in fact faulty.  The scientists that decommisioned it were roundhouse kicked multiple times afterwords, by XCN-2's lone leg, no body attached.  Most of them escaped with minor concussions and several bruises however due to bad wiring the leg and subsequent body parts fizzled out very slowly in a pit of smoke.  Today we call this place the dead sea.  (Yes the early Chuck Norris models we're powered by sodium, it has long been a mystery as to how sodium was used as a fuel).  The second BoB was a major deterrent to Goering and almost cost him his life.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on December 30, 2005, 06:10:31 AM
what you forgot is that the CN-2 was emensly successfull durring the normandy invasion. it is a little known fact that the luftwaffe was not present because the allies had deployed a CN-2 battery to defend the beach.


PS
it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. it was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. the CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. after seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. but the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 30, 2005, 02:38:07 PM
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
PS
it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. it was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. the CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. after seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. but the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.


:rofl  OOOOMMMFFFGGG :lol
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 30, 2005, 03:21:48 PM
Chuck Norris would not have any vulnerability, to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.

Chuck Norris knocked skylab out of orbit, screw that gravity bull****.

Chuck Norris invented gravity, and he can also make it disappear.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was the only AA gun in England during the Battle of Britain? He shot down German bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"

Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.

A UK man ate a chicken named Chuck Norris once, he was constipated for well over a month.

During the second BoB which many historians fail to note. It was in fact about 3 minute's long. This model (XCN-2) was in fact faulty. The scientists that decommisioned it were roundhouse kicked multiple times afterwords, by XCN-2's lone leg, no body attached. Most of them escaped with minor concussions and several bruises, however, due to bad wiring the leg and subsequent body parts fizzled out very slowly in a pit of smoke. Today we call this place the Dead Sea. (Yes, the early Chuck Norris models we're powered by sodium, it has long been a mystery as to how sodium was used as a fuel). The second BoB was a major deterrent to Goering and almost cost him his life.

The CN-2 was emensly successfull durring the normandy invasion. It is a little known fact that the Luftwaffe was not present because the allies had deployed a CN-2 battery to defend the beach.

It is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but Hitler didn't shoot himself. He was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. It was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. The CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. After seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on Europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on Japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. Shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. But the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.


An original creation by Smidsy, Selector, Hubs, and myself.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: 007Rusty on December 30, 2005, 03:30:24 PM
see what you started Hap  lol:aok
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: hubsonfire on December 30, 2005, 03:32:10 PM
If you read it on the internet, you know it has to be true.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 30, 2005, 03:33:02 PM
Yeah well it's 10000000 times true because it was posted on the Aces High BBs
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Mugzeee on December 30, 2005, 08:17:13 PM
This thread has been ThreadJacked! :noid
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on December 30, 2005, 11:06:17 PM
shaddap. its good fun. and nobody is complaining.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Raptor on December 30, 2005, 11:40:42 PM
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1299/chuck4am.jpg)
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on December 31, 2005, 12:35:44 AM
:lol  More guns Raptor he had MORE GUNS!
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on January 01, 2006, 05:30:14 AM
YAH!! and scuba gear for no reason!! also! he needs more stubble and a headband!!
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SELECTOR on January 01, 2006, 05:40:28 PM
smid your bunny looks more like a chinchilla
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on January 01, 2006, 06:19:09 PM
i have a feeling the Skuzzy patrol will come by any time now.......


anyhoo, i do think it would be a nice addition for random critters roaming around
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: KONG1 on January 01, 2006, 06:38:54 PM
KONG LIKE MUTTON

(http://web.northstate.net/~jdjones/mutton.jpg)
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: frank3 on January 03, 2006, 02:24:43 PM
<--------- votes for farm animals :)
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on January 03, 2006, 06:00:57 PM
We can have giant sheep and then we can use rockets to.....nevermind........
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on January 03, 2006, 11:15:29 PM
i say we should have heards of sheep that when hit, explode.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: hubsonfire on January 04, 2006, 11:01:49 AM
Sheep that scream when you shoot them, then explode, but which also roundhouse kick any enemy paratroopers on the ground which pass through the flocks. Sheep were used to guard lots of military complexes in the war. I read that in my "Secret Chuck Norris's of WW2" book.
Title: ADD BIRDS
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 07, 2006, 09:51:40 PM
Birds would be a funny thing to add cuase you would have a bird strike every so often or a bird could get sucked into a 262 or 234's engines
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on January 07, 2006, 11:02:51 PM
sweet!



N00b:sweet i gots me a 262!!!111oneoneone!!111!!1 *flying along* teh omfg wtfux!?!??!?! *whumph* OMFG teh bird gotted sucked into my engine!!! *262 engine catches on fire and explodes*
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on January 08, 2006, 02:13:31 PM
Birds won't work because my Chuck Norris can shoot any bird out of the sky, but if he does happen to miss one, which he won't, he will just eat it and yell, "DON'T **** WITH CHUCK!"
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: thebest1 on January 08, 2006, 03:09:08 PM
Chuck NOrris,   Vin Deisel,  Mr T,  Samuel L Jackson,  Danny Glover,  Ted Nugent,  Bob Saget

and of cource Micheal Angelo with his QUAD GUITAR?!?!??!?!?!?  


                                                                                    http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/clickit/search?r_aid=83133DA9B7DB451D8A3313310FA625F0&r_eop=4&r_sacop=9&r_spf=0&r_cop=main-title&r_snpp=9&r_spp=0&qqn=dmqv%2Car%3D&r_coid=372376&rawto=http://www.acdc-radio.de/Michael%20Angelo%20Batio%20Quad%20Guitar.mpg                


lol its so rediculous be patient it takes a few minutes to load
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on January 08, 2006, 03:10:11 PM
Ok Chuck Norris could kill Bob Saget in 3 nanoseconds.  Period.


All the other ones have nothing on teh ubber Norris
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: thebest1 on January 08, 2006, 03:11:56 PM
um excuse me Nirvana but Vin Deisel can eat chuck norris's foot b4 he can even pull of his atom splitting round house kick
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: nirvana on January 08, 2006, 03:13:27 PM
Vin Diesel is slower then Jessica Simpson, sit down Besticle.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Gianlupo on January 09, 2006, 04:56:35 AM
I want teh ubber Norris, but only if has TEH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! :t

P.S. Great picture, Rap! :aok
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Raptor on January 09, 2006, 06:08:21 PM
dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SMIDSY on January 09, 2006, 06:47:08 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor01
dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16



STUPID!! the CN-1 is an anti-aircraft gun!!! didnt you read the history?

"Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload."
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 09, 2006, 07:56:18 PM
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I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Scrap on January 09, 2006, 11:07:15 PM
Aw come on laser!  Don't EVEN get us started on 6-gun Norris and his l33t skilz being able to pull off 2,000,000,000,000 rounds per second wit a single action colt navy revolver!!!!!!  It's the only reason teh south lost the civil war!!!!!! Before leaving for teh West to single handedly dig 126 mine shafts and pan all of the rivers in California in 1 ONE!!!!!! day, Chuck was round housing his way allllllllllllll the way through Virgina and the CArolinas!!!!!  You can read all about it in Chucks new book "Chuck Norris is/wuz/and always will be teh chit:  A duel wit Dixe"
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 09, 2006, 11:16:58 PM
If you read carefully, The Chuck never discounted anything.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Hap on January 09, 2006, 11:37:12 PM
what would we say to gnarly beastie creatures that skulk after pilots who have parachuted and are walking on the ground.  airfield guard dogs :O ?
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: thndregg on January 10, 2006, 12:44:18 AM
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Originally posted by KONG1
KONG LIKE MUTTON

(http://web.northstate.net/~jdjones/mutton.jpg)



 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 10, 2006, 09:15:19 PM
(http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg)
500 perks for this W.M.D.:lol
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: Grits on January 17, 2006, 09:39:51 PM
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team.


OMFG Smidsy...that is the funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time.
Title: Farm Animals
Post by: SkevJ on January 18, 2006, 04:45:48 AM
Come on guys chill out with that teasing. It was just an idea. that's what the wishlist is for. You are going to get good and bad ideas. Hell most of my ideas are bad.