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General Forums => Wishlist => Topic started by: Hap on December 28, 2005, 09:45:45 AM
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Different species that would add to the humor and conviviality of gameplay. Let's see how imaginative the Grapevine bunch can be.
hap
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I want to hear panicked bleating when I strafe them.
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Anyone remember diving to the deck in Janes' WWII Fighters and seeing deer? :D
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I lost many a good plane trying to acquire a freezer full of venison.
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took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs
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Originally posted by SELECTOR
took sheep out cos rooks were humping them.. cant have pigs cos they will make bish look stupid..maybe with the more arcadish way the game is getting king kong would be good or dinosaurs
dinosaurs with hang gliders would rock
so would king kong, picture a bish typh mission upping just as king kong runs onto the field and starts smashing things, and throwing planes around.
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PERK THE KING KONG!!!! :p
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a Godzilla or Rodan or Mothra would be cool
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how about Chuck Norris
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I'll second the Chuck Norris farm animal. We might be able to even drop it from bombers if you type in a special code that rhymes it makes everyone in a 3 mile radius deaf. And 1 Chuck Norris farm animal would equal 30 troops, and it couldn't be killed because it would catch all the bullets and bombs and throw them back at the enemies, and whoever dropped the chuck norris would get the capture because he would roundhouse kick all the other troops, even if they were friendly.
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chuck norris should be a country in AH. the only plane you could fly would be chuck norris. he would not have any vulnerability to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.
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:lol Your Chuck Norris country sucks. My Chuck Norris knocked Skylab out of orbit.
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oh, well that's the perk model. did you know that chuck norris was the only AA gun in england durring the battle of britain? he shot down german bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"
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Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.
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i ate a chicken called chuck norris once
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Originally posted by SELECTOR
i ate a chicken called chuck norris once
And for that you were probably constipated for a month or more.
I believe Smidsy was referring to the second BoB which many historians fail to note. It was in fact about 3 minute's long and occured to some extent of what Smidsy said. This model (XCN-2) was in fact faulty. The scientists that decommisioned it were roundhouse kicked multiple times afterwords, by XCN-2's lone leg, no body attached. Most of them escaped with minor concussions and several bruises however due to bad wiring the leg and subsequent body parts fizzled out very slowly in a pit of smoke. Today we call this place the dead sea. (Yes the early Chuck Norris models we're powered by sodium, it has long been a mystery as to how sodium was used as a fuel). The second BoB was a major deterrent to Goering and almost cost him his life.
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what you forgot is that the CN-2 was emensly successfull durring the normandy invasion. it is a little known fact that the luftwaffe was not present because the allies had deployed a CN-2 battery to defend the beach.
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it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. it was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. the CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. after seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. but the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
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it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. it was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. the CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. after seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. but the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.
:rofl OOOOMMMFFFGGG :lol
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Chuck Norris would not have any vulnerability, to even MOABs. he would be available in 3 different varients: one on a motorcycle with lots of guns, one that walks and has lots of guns, and one unarmed one that can roundhouse kick planes out of the sky up to 30k.
Chuck Norris knocked skylab out of orbit, screw that gravity bull****.
Chuck Norris invented gravity, and he can also make it disappear.
Did you know that Chuck Norris was the only AA gun in England during the Battle of Britain? He shot down German bombers by pointing at them and saying "bang!"
Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload.
A UK man ate a chicken named Chuck Norris once, he was constipated for well over a month.
During the second BoB which many historians fail to note. It was in fact about 3 minute's long. This model (XCN-2) was in fact faulty. The scientists that decommisioned it were roundhouse kicked multiple times afterwords, by XCN-2's lone leg, no body attached. Most of them escaped with minor concussions and several bruises, however, due to bad wiring the leg and subsequent body parts fizzled out very slowly in a pit of smoke. Today we call this place the Dead Sea. (Yes, the early Chuck Norris models we're powered by sodium, it has long been a mystery as to how sodium was used as a fuel). The second BoB was a major deterrent to Goering and almost cost him his life.
The CN-2 was emensly successfull durring the normandy invasion. It is a little known fact that the Luftwaffe was not present because the allies had deployed a CN-2 battery to defend the beach.
It is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but Hitler didn't shoot himself. He was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team. It was made up of one man: Chuck Norris. The CNC-1 (Chuck Norris Commando) was developed as a joint venture by the SAS, SOE, OSS, Richard Nixon and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. After seeing what devistation the CNC-1 wreaked on Europe, FDR decided to drop the atomic bomb on Japan instead of the CNC-1 because it would be more humane. Shortly thereafter FDR died of a roundhouse kick related death. But the decision had already been made to drop the bomb and the rest is history.
An original creation by Smidsy, Selector, Hubs, and myself.
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see what you started Hap lol:aok
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If you read it on the internet, you know it has to be true.
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Yeah well it's 10000000 times true because it was posted on the Aces High BBs
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This thread has been ThreadJacked! :noid
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shaddap. its good fun. and nobody is complaining.
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(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1299/chuck4am.jpg)
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:lol More guns Raptor he had MORE GUNS!
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YAH!! and scuba gear for no reason!! also! he needs more stubble and a headband!!
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smid your bunny looks more like a chinchilla
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i have a feeling the Skuzzy patrol will come by any time now.......
anyhoo, i do think it would be a nice addition for random critters roaming around
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KONG LIKE MUTTON
(http://web.northstate.net/~jdjones/mutton.jpg)
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<--------- votes for farm animals :)
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We can have giant sheep and then we can use rockets to.....nevermind........
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i say we should have heards of sheep that when hit, explode.
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Sheep that scream when you shoot them, then explode, but which also roundhouse kick any enemy paratroopers on the ground which pass through the flocks. Sheep were used to guard lots of military complexes in the war. I read that in my "Secret Chuck Norris's of WW2" book.
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Birds would be a funny thing to add cuase you would have a bird strike every so often or a bird could get sucked into a 262 or 234's engines
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sweet!
N00b:sweet i gots me a 262!!!111oneoneone!!111!!1 *flying along* teh omfg wtfux!?!??!?! *whumph* OMFG teh bird gotted sucked into my engine!!! *262 engine catches on fire and explodes*
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Birds won't work because my Chuck Norris can shoot any bird out of the sky, but if he does happen to miss one, which he won't, he will just eat it and yell, "DON'T **** WITH CHUCK!"
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Chuck NOrris, Vin Deisel, Mr T, Samuel L Jackson, Danny Glover, Ted Nugent, Bob Saget
and of cource Micheal Angelo with his QUAD GUITAR?!?!??!?!?!?
http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/clickit/search?r_aid=83133DA9B7DB451D8A3313310FA625F0&r_eop=4&r_sacop=9&r_spf=0&r_cop=main-title&r_snpp=9&r_spp=0&qqn=dmqv%2Car%3D&r_coid=372376&rawto=http://www.acdc-radio.de/Michael%20Angelo%20Batio%20Quad%20Guitar.mpg
lol its so rediculous be patient it takes a few minutes to load
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Ok Chuck Norris could kill Bob Saget in 3 nanoseconds. Period.
All the other ones have nothing on teh ubber Norris
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um excuse me Nirvana but Vin Deisel can eat chuck norris's foot b4 he can even pull of his atom splitting round house kick
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Vin Diesel is slower then Jessica Simpson, sit down Besticle.
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I want teh ubber Norris, but only if has TEH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! :t
P.S. Great picture, Rap! :aok
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dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16
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Originally posted by Raptor01
dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16
STUPID!! the CN-1 is an anti-aircraft gun!!! didnt you read the history?
"Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload."
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I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
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Aw come on laser! Don't EVEN get us started on 6-gun Norris and his l33t skilz being able to pull off 2,000,000,000,000 rounds per second wit a single action colt navy revolver!!!!!! It's the only reason teh south lost the civil war!!!!!! Before leaving for teh West to single handedly dig 126 mine shafts and pan all of the rivers in California in 1 ONE!!!!!! day, Chuck was round housing his way allllllllllllll the way through Virgina and the CArolinas!!!!! You can read all about it in Chucks new book "Chuck Norris is/wuz/and always will be teh chit: A duel wit Dixe"
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If you read carefully, The Chuck never discounted anything.
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what would we say to gnarly beastie creatures that skulk after pilots who have parachuted and are walking on the ground. airfield guard dogs :O ?
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Originally posted by KONG1
KONG LIKE MUTTON
(http://web.northstate.net/~jdjones/mutton.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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(http://totalworkout.homestead.com/files/chuck2.jpg)
500 perks for this W.M.D.:lol
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
it is one of the biggest cover ups in history, but hitler didnt shoot himself. he was infact tea-bagged to death by the Chuck Norris commando team.
OMFG Smidsy...that is the funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time.
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Come on guys chill out with that teasing. It was just an idea. that's what the wishlist is for. You are going to get good and bad ideas. Hell most of my ideas are bad.